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Ep. 15 - Fear Itself
Ep. 15 – Fear Itself
Hey folks,
This week is kind of a bummer. I didn’t really come in with anything planned and I found myself discussing fear and confidence. I discuss some of my thoughts on my fears and where they come from and I address the concept of therapy . And to finish things off, I tell a knock-knock joke.
As always, thank you for listening. If you enjoy the show, please spread the word through Facebook,
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Ep. 14 - Accidental Tattoos
Ep. 14 – Accidental Tattoos
Hey folks, this week my brother Cole returns to the show. We trade drinking stories, cop stories, celebrity stories and what it’s like working in the kitchen. Being as he lives in Portland, OR, we discuss Portland, hipsters, and accidental tattoos as well. There’s a lot going on in this longer-than-usual episode, but it’s all worth hearing.
As always, thank you for listening. If you enjoy the…
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Ep. 13 – More Memory Lane This week we travel back in time and take a stroll down memory lane with one of my best friends from high school, PJ Abeline.
Ep. 12 – Mother’s Day This week we celebrate Mother's Day and I cash in some major cheese points by exploiting my mom for an hour while we talk about parenting, why I hate dogs, where she's been, and our fondest memories of our old home.
Ep. 11 – All You Need is Happy This week, Caleb Grabowski joins me back in the studio to discuss GI Joe, growing up, and what we think will make us happy.
010 - Zebra Stripes
010 – Zebra Stripes
It’s been awhile since I did a solo show so this week you’re going to get an earful of what it’s like parenting my kid. Or more like what it was like growing up a kid of the 80s, in the absence of technology. Either way, it’s me flying solo talking about the Boogie.
Adios,
CM
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If It's Broke, It's Because We Broke It
If It’s Broke, It’s Because We Broke It
I love my mom. She’s a good lady, she always means well, but she suffers from that same thing that a lot of us do: we tend to believe what’s been sent to us, especially if a peer sent it. Let me highlight an example. Late last year I was shopping for Christmas gifts and I told her I was shopping at Target. She sent me a message that said, “You know Target is owned by Muslims.” Well, a quick…
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Ep. 9 - Good Ideas, Bat Ideas
Ep. 9 – Good Ideas, Bat Ideas
This week I’m joined by local author and friend, Jonny Lupsha. We discuss Jonny’s books, how smart he is, and our recent Bat reads and our ideas for a modern take on Batman.
You can find Jonny’s published works on Amazon as well as on his company’s website, A Carrier of Fire.
As always, thanks for listening and don’t forget to like us on Facebook.
CM
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Not So Crazy Geoffs
Not So Crazy Geoffs
I owe you guys an apology. I kind of made a snafu.
In this week’s episode, Crazy Geoffs, I told a story about a “Crazy Jeff” I knew that fell down the side of a plateau and landed on a dead deer. Unfortunately, that is not my story. That story came from a friend’s older brother and it only occurred to me last night that I’d mixed memories of the times I was up on Slide Mountain with Crazy Jeff…
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Ep. 8 - Crazy Geoff
Ep. 8 – Crazy Geoff
In this week’s episode, I’m joined by my friend and colleague, Geoff Riggins. He and I discuss the influence of movies on our purchases, the problem with Madea, and the process of open mic comedy. Geoff has been a supporter of Too Few Whales and Dude, OMG! pretty much from the jump so please find him on Facebook, or Google +, or Adult Friend Finder and show him some love. Also, go see him at…
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The Power of Poo
The Power of Poo
When I got out of work the other day, there was a text message waiting for me and all it said was “Your daughter wanted me to share this with you.” When I opened the message it was a picture of the biggest poop you’ve ever seen a toddler drop. It looked like a sunbathing crocodile popping out of the water. It was disgusting.
I was so touched, I almost cried.
What you have to understand is that…
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Ep. 7 - Shootz, Brah
Ep. 7 – Shootz, Brah
On this week’s show I am pleased to have my INSANE brother, Cole, on the show to tell the true story of how he ended up living on Maui way back in the day. How he came to live there is an incredible story full of admissions of guilt, drug use, cross-dressing, auto-theft and Chinese fire drills. Not to mention, father and son fisticuffs. This episode is bananas.
Thanks for listening! Check us…
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Stop Patent Trolls!
For some of you that may not know what a patent troll is, the concept is a simple: a corporation purchases an old patent intended for something else, then claims that the patented technology is being used by an individual who may then be sued for violation of patent laws.
Unfortunately, because of the relatively young age of digital media, legislation hasn’t caught up to protect producers of…
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Ep. 6 - Ass-tral Projection
Ep. 6 – Ass-tral Projection
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I have a very special guest this week, Caleb Grabowski, co-founder of Dude, OMG! joins me to discuss making amends, projecting our own shit onto other people, Frozen making kids gay, Kevin Smith’s Smodcast with Scott Mosier, Red State and Tusk, and purchasing demonically possessed cars and why they’re good for your karma and easy on the wallet.
CM
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Sex After Babies
[cycloneslider id="ep_5"] When you have a kid people tell you a lot of things about what changes, what goes away, what becomes more prevalent, but they always tell you in generalities. Or, more likely they say something like “that goes out the window,” or “kiss that goodbye.” No one ever tells you point blank: they’ll puke, shit, cry, and drool all over your freshly cleaned clothes. They’ll take…
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Ep. 5 - Head and Shoulders in a High School Romance
Ep. 5 – Head and Shoulders in a High School Romance
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In this week’s episode, I talk about a life-threateningly dumb high school romance that occupied more of my brain space than I previously realized and just how much of an impact it did, or did not, have on my life over all.
CM
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The Best Thing Ever
The Best Thing Ever
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If you’ve spent any amount of time on the Internet you’ve seen the following phrase, “ OMG! This is the best thing ever!” I think that’s an exaggeration. I hope that’s exaggeration. I see this most often on tumblr, usually captioning a photo of a dog sitting patiently with a stack of unfolded socks on its nose, or a GIF of a cat falling asleep.
A CAT FALLING…
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