Toothpaste Hustler

Yeah, that's right!

[cannibalchicken]

any cat owner already knew this

[mariacallous]

#unfair study; that cat is orange

[goddessoftheblackcoast]

skeleton of cave bear in Bears Cave, Romania

[daggersdawn]

wonder why it’s called that

[lrgcarter]

This sent me down a massive historical rabbit hole, but, long story short: it’s called Romania because there were once Romans there.

[only-tiktoks]

[chilewithcarnage]

[veryfunnymemes]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

I don’t get it

[veryfunnymemes]

[mortimermcmirestinks]

oh I get it

[tchaikovskaya]

The longer I look at this the more unsettled I become

You have to walk through the bathroom to access three of the four bedrooms in this house

One of those three is the only room with an en-suite bath. And it isn’t the master bedroom.

[tchaikovskaya]

Wait the middle bedroom literally has no windows

[tchaikovskaya]

This distance is ~20 feet and you have to tour the entire house to move from Point A to Point B

[tchaikovskaya]

Building this house in the sims and timing how long it takes a sim to get from the master bedroom to the sidewalk to go to work (he misses his entire shift)

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

this is a saw trap

[theworsethingsgettheharderifight]

y'all heres the real estate listing the middle bedroom does in fact have no windows also there's a pool that's not even mentioned??

take the 3D tour if you have the strength i do not lmao

101 E Linfield St, Glendora, CA 91740 - 4 beds/1.5 baths

(CRMLS) 4 beds, 1.5 baths, 1520 sq. ft. house located at 101 E Linfield St, Glendora, CA 91740 sold for $780,000 on May 10, 2021. MLS# CV210

[mcbride]

JOSEPH QUINN living that EDDIE MUNSON lifestyle with Metallica

[one-time-i-dreamt]

A woman made of golden light told me, in the most beautiful voice I've ever heard, that I'm a dipshit. Then I woke up.

[pissybitchboy]

[skylarwinchestersmith]

That was your guardian angel

[lgbt-tiktoks]

Description: [A video of a woman riding a galloping horse bareback while holding a large rainbow flag.]

[mlarayoukai-archive]

I think boys should purr

[antacidsnakethe2nd]

Hit the right button and they do

[tikkety-tok]

[newkidsonmycock31]

[pointedahead]

“Stop.”

[emmyc]

Pixel Brush

Hey guys! A lot of you are asking about my recent textures and how to do them. I’m normally a cardboard-photo-texture-set-to-overlay-on-a-layer-above-your-drawing kinda gal, but lately I’ve been messing around with new grittier stuff.

so here’s my hard pixel airbrush made in photoshop. It’s super fun.

(THE FULL IMAGE SIZE IS HERE. USE THAT)

Load the image in photoshop. Select the whole canvas and go to Edit> Define Brush Preset. Select this brush from your brush menu.

Now go to brush settings and use these settings:

I would just upload the brush file itself but I don’t know how to do that. I ain’t a wizard. I don’t know how all the world works! Whatever! Learn how to make brushes yourself!! It’s very useful!

This brush is best used in high resolution (always work in high res!) It looks like soft grit when zoomed out, but when you get up close, you can see all the hard pixels.

penelope staring towards the sky, contemplating existence

[cipheramnesia]

Doctor Strange is called a sorcerer supreme and yet he doesn't even come with guacamole.

[kerryrenaissance]

I prefer not to speculate on what he comes with.

[note-a-bear]

[cipheramnesia]

:[

[dovesndecay]

:(

[shinraalpha]

"I hope this email finds you well!"

How the email finds me:

[miserymisume-deactivated2025042]

I hope this email finds you after wild sex with your slimegirl gf

[moth-grrrl-mavis]

That is not at all what happened to Howl before this image but I love your version too much to correct you.

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

it is actually

[puppygirlisland-deactivated2024]

[giganticbuddha]

[great-tweets]

I love you, Mr. Murderbritches.

[ladytesla]

I would die for Mr. Murderbritches

[journeymanfool]

You will

[ruby-white-rabbit]

He’ll do it personally

[dankmemeuniversity]

[jassmine-teaa]

[marowreck-archive]