*Dialup Noises*

Name's Emma!! I'm a super super Submissive Transfem Bi Lesbian :3. My HRT Anniversary is June 7th 2023! I'm super shy but very talkative, all you gotta do is message me! (I've made about 7 friends this way already so it works)

[trans4hire]

Hi! I'm Emma :3 I'm in my 20s and use She/Her pronouns.

I'll be 3 full years on HRT as of June 7th 2026!

For now I'm just a Transfem, my sexuality label is Bi Lesbian, which to me just means that I'm mostly interested in women, but sometimes other people are cute. Open to anything basically.

This blog is 18+ Only, no minors, also no chasers or creeps.

I am a super submissive puppy girl, I've got a long list of kinks and its only getting longer, there's no kink shaming around here.

I'm a huge nerd, if you let me info dump about my passions while you pet my hair I'd literally die for you.

I probably won't post alot or any pics of myself but I'm not completely resistant to the idea.

Also I'm a triple threat, I've got AAA; Anxiety, Autism, and ADHD (also depression, possibly PTSD and a laundry list of other things wrong with me)

I'm Polyamorus and in a relationship with the amazing @pyromanic-pixie :3

Edit: So since my dashboard is pretty busy as is, I'm not gonna be as follow crazy, but if you want to be mutuals you can just send me a DM or an ask, I'm super nice I promise! :>

[my-dailydreams]

[my-dailydreams]

[notlayingroses]

Everything I read about recovering from burnout is like “it takes months or even years to fully recover” and it’s like okay…. I have a weekend before I gotta clock in on Monday

[infiniteoreos]

undiagnosed autistic people will be like "I don't get upset when my routine changes though!!" and it's because they've built a set of if-then loops in their head to pick from one of 6 different strict routines and they do get incredibly upset when they're unable to keep to any of the 6 scripts. I'm john normal

[thundercrackfic]

This is called a fault tree. You will always know how to act if your fault tree captures all possible scenarios. In NASA Mission Control during mission critical events like landings there are huge binders with fault tree protocols, kind of like choose your own adventure books except you’re not the one making the choices, the universe is making them for you and you’re just trying to keep up.

The engineers who develop fault trees, I am told, often imagine new ways for their precious spacecraft to die (new branches on the fault trees) either while in the shower or lying awake at 3am, because human

[toothpaste-footlocker]

[yet-another-autistic-blog]

Was just thinking about this the other day. Yeah I have a favorite seat on the bus (middle of the bus, near the back doors, slightly elevated, facing forward), but I don’t get upset if someone is already sitting there, I just pick one of my other favorite spots. Then I realized that most people probably don’t have a favorite bus seat, let alone a series of backup favorites.

[panpteryx]

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I love when people whose first languages have grammatical gender use the wrong pronoun in English. "this river is so green because he is fed by glaciers" aw the river is Just A Little Guy. your version of my language is better

[theirisianprincess]

[bedupolker]

It's hard being a single mom of four to eight kids (she's bad at math)

Also self imposed design challenge to design an infant rodent that doesn't look like eraserhead baby

[bedupolker]

happy mothers day!

[generaljenobi]

[dailycatsblog]

[blizz4rd1203]

Who the fuck is that thing tolling for

[panicatthecriscodisco]

[fawnpalmer]

quarterly reminder that if i reblog something ai-generated it is 110% and always an accident and for the love of god please tell me so i can delete it from my blog

[only-cat-memes]

[my-dailydreams]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[my-dailydreams]