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the among us show being a total gorefest on par with john carpenter's the thing is a really fun choice

the among us show having a gay orgy in the middle of it is another really fun choice

realizing many people don't know about infinity train creator owen dennis' among us show from years ago, which has been trapped in unreleased limbo all this time and was just dumped on streaming this morning with no advertisement. they don't even know about its weirdly stacked cast

winchysteria

the only true ally

siorca

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

aidola

ive found my favorite panel in all of yugioh

anukfilli

i was trying to make a meme but i fucked up the audio layering and

kira-serialfaggot

Listening to happy music to get through the disassociative episode

aberrantemotion

this feels like adhd with depression

#video #fav #sound of me trying to cheer myself up during a low

ariesstarram

“What form of power is this?” (Ermmm vergil that is your son) Happy Father’s Day!

#dmc #devil may cry #dmc vergil #dmc nero #vergil devil may cry #nero sparda #vergil sparda #nero devil may cry

spiritsonic

Well great now I'm all choked up missing the GOTF crew

tj-crochets

My grandma just called and, among other things, said “You have hips. That’s good! Men like hips!” and then she interrupted herself to say “Women like hips. People of your preferred gender like hips. I can never remember” And I was like “Thanks grandma! My preferred gender is none of them, no thanks.” and she was like “Okay, no one will comment on your hips!” very self satisfied, like “aha, I have figured it out” I think like half her grandkids are some variety of not-straight and she can’t always remember which is which but she is the epitome of like “she’s a little confused, but she’s got the spirit!”

tj-crochets

Update: I gave it some thought and my estimate was wrong. Of the grandkids that are out, it’s 1/3, not ½

tj-crochets

I told my grandma that I’d told my friends about what she said and that some of y’all had said you wished she was your grandma, and she said “Well, you can never have too many grandkids!” So like…consider her your honorary grandma* I guess? *if you want an honorary grandma, that is

tj-crochets

Update on my grandma: I told her my hair was standing up, but instead of straight line it was diagonal and she said “That’s okay, you’ve never been straight!” and then laughed so hard at her own joke I thought she was going to drop the phone

tj-crochets

Happy almost pride month! Have my confused-but-supportive grandma!

tj-crochets

An update: my grandma just called me to ask if I knew it was pride month

tj-crochets

Happy pride month!!

spamton

cooking my husband a delicious and nutricious breakfast consisting of lead pipes and

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spamton

idont remmeber what the rest of the post was going to say. use your impregnation i dont care

you get what i mean.

$0

I've known for some time that the name "Nelo Angelo" looks the way it does because it's a latin/katakana mistransliteration of the Italian phrase "Nero Angelo", but I've also read recently that the name "Sparda" is most likely also a latin/katakana mistransliteration of the word "Spada". And while this is a good Doylist explanation for why the characters are called the way they are, the whole thing is calling for a Watsonian explanation that the demons, by nature, for some inconceivable reason, are just really, really bad at spelling

#devil may cry #dmc #nelo angelo #sparda #dmc dante #dmc vergil

creature-adjacent

Carnivorous plants doin this is so funny to me

They don't wanna eat their pollinators :(

questionablepastries

ieafy

friendly neighbourhood Skitty

#Pokemon #skitty

infimace-blog

dead wife montage but it's a henchman reminiscing about da boss after he got put six feet under. picking flowers before hiding the bodies, wiping cocaine from your nose after a big night, that long drive down the beach to find the bookie who squealed. where did the days go