I'm so short

Im a massive nerd and also j like band

[mashruuums]

Canon

[thepoisonroom]

loudly going "YOU'RE GOOD YOU'RE GOOD" to myself to ward off the memory of every embarrassing thing i've ever done

[elmerseason-deactivated-deactiv]

[0gl1tch0]

I actually learned a fun therapy trick for this!

The statute of limitations on arson is 6 years.

So whenever I remember an embarrassing or shameful thing I’ve done, I ask myself if it was worse than arson. If it wasn’t, and it was 6 or more years ago, I forgive myself.

Also just the comedic shock of going “well, that was a stupid and mean thing I said, but 6 years is the statute of limitations on arson” helps.

[twunkish-cleric]

Learning languages is SO FUN right up until you need to learn conjugation and then suddenly it turns sour real fucking fast

[twunkish-cleric]

[seraphex]

please just tell me that somebody out there knows the post i’m looking for

[seraphex]

YES

[memewhore]

[fleetwood-mac-andcheese]

Historically, when performing long, repetitive tasks like churning butter or weaving cloth, people would sit together and tell stories. Folk stories, fairytales, and even stories about mysterious ape-like figures living in the forests. So, yes, pioneer women did listen to podcasts about bigfoot while churning butter

[trans-ralsei]

[trans-ralsei]

[caughtthedarkness93]

I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.

[brightlotusmoon]

[naamahdarling]

Every time I see this joke it gets longer, firing another shot directly into the dad joke region of my brain.

[corviddenart]

My last hurrah for TikTok got flagged lol but here it is anyway, a wip of my jayvik smooch

[menstits]

We need more images like these i think

[argumate]

“my bonnie lies over the ocean, my bonnie lies over the sea,”

are we talking about the same body of water here, which is weird, or different bodies of water, which is even weirder

[theinflammablemammal]

this makes more sense if you assume both are the same body of water but the time between the statements is about 50 million years

[argumate]

you’re right, that’s significantly less weird

[argumate]

toasthaste said: maybe there’s more than one bonnie

blocked

[lalaithion]

A hypothesized geography.

[truth-shitposting]

i bless the bonnie over africa

[dark-magician-girl-meets-world]

The bonnie is in geosychronous orbit, thus above or over all the Earth’s bodies of water

[aerialsquid]

Also remembering as a kid I was a little confused by the phrase ‘lies over" and assumed this meant Bonnie was in a supine position suspended somewhere directly above a body of water. for some reason.

[clarktheadventurer]

[tahthetrickster]

[gvq]

[scarlett-the-seachild]

think this has to be one of my favourite headlines of anything ever

[dingusmcdougall-deactivated2023]

The best thing about that article is that there gets to be a point where you’re like surely. Surely we can’t get sexier and less-martyr-y than this. And that point is about a 3rd of the way through the piece.

[hoardofhyperfixations]

[anachronic-cobra]

Near the beginning vs near the end

[sakrafka]

prey and predator stickers from last year

[shuploc]

Vintage Jayce and Viktor, in their early days

[catboywizard]

i was hit by this horrific vision earlier and was reminded how lucky we are that we JUST BARELY avoided the worst possible timeline where glee was still on when hamilton blew up

glee ended march 20th 2015 and the hamilton cast album was released almost exactly 6 months later on sept 25th 2015. if glee had gotten just one more season…

imagine rachel berry belting out burn or will and sue rapping the cabinet battles while fighting over something stupid again like twerking

[amikoroyaiart]

Home is where you are.

[wizardarchetypes]

i love truck stops in winter bc i love a little good old fashioned reconnaissance. i’m at a wyoming truck stop eating taco bell with a bunch of random truckers discussing road conditions like we’re in a high fantasy tavern & inn and we’re warning each other about monsters and highway men. everyone talking about where we’re coming from and going to and how bad it’ll be getting there.

THE tallest man i’ve ever seen in real life just stopped me in the hallway by the coin operated laundry apropos of nothing and asked “which direction are you going?” i said east and he said “good” and walked away.

i caught up with him and asked why and he said “west’s no good right now. i just came from there.”

apparently a truck jackknifed and has traffic backed up ten miles but he sounded for all the world like he just found his village raised to the ground by an evil mage’s army

[rosslynpaladin]

...it's super cool in a 'historian with goosebumps' kind of way that this whole experience is essentially timeless.

As long as we've had ROADS or even game trails this

very scene

has played out in brush shelters, shrines, taverns, inns, post stations, and hotel lobbies.

Humans, out upon the Ways, where danger may be, sharing information because we live when we cooperate and share and we all know it out there.