Okay since I have zero chill, I wrote a tiny little oneshot in honour of this art and Simon's birthday.
Baz and I visit his family manor once every two months. We are often busy with our works so these weekend getaways are always welcome. They usually involve long walks around his family's estate (they own five such estates all over the bloody Europe, like this is not the craziest fucking thing ever), playing Monopoly with his siblings (I always lose and so does Baz), good food and cheerful conversations around the dinner table.
One of the things I love the most about spending the weekend with Baz's family is that their food is fucking delicious.
Baz says I can cook better than the family cook but that's just a lie because the sour cherry scones she makes? Heavenly. Unmatched. I am but a humble admirer of her work.
Another thing I love is that how nice everyone is even though we share a troubled history. Baz's dad is always very formal with me and I know it's because he still hasn't completely accepted the fact that the Pitch line ends with Baz but he's always trying to be better. He gets better with every visit. His stepmother is very kind, though. And she's always warm, caring and loving towards me.
His siblings are a nightmare but I love them anyways.
"They are not just my family, love." Baz once told me when we'd been returning home after one such weekend visit. His eyes were fixed on the road, mine were fixed on him, and he was smiling. "They are yours too. I'm not making it up, I'm just telling you the truth. They adore you."
I hadn't said anything then, words have never come easy to me, but I just sat there smiling and feeling impossibly warm and happy.
"What are you thinking?" Baz asks as he slips his hand in mine.
We're taking a walk around the estate and with the sun setting and a soft breeze blowing, this feels like a perfect evening walk with the perfect companion.
"Stuff." I say and rest my head on his shoulders as we walk.
"Good stuff or bad stuff?"
Baz hums and rests his head on top of mine. His thumb is rubbing circles on the back of my hand and I love the cool feeling of his skin against mine.
"I can't believe we have to leave tomorrow." Baz sighs.
"Mhm. But on the bright side, no more creepy gargoyles that watch us sleep."
He laughs. I love the sound of it. I love I am the one who makes him do that.
"Yeah, sometimes I can't believe you used to sleep in that room all alone. What with the gargoyles and those ghosts."
"Not ghosts, Simon. They're wraiths. We've gone through this."
"Does it matter, though? They creep me out."
"They don't even bother you that much now."
"Maybe. But they're weird."
Baz looks down at me and sighs in defeat. Then he glances at his watch and says, "Don't you think we should go back? It's almost time for Sunday dinner."
Like he needs to remind me. Of course I know, I can't ever forget meal times. It's a talent I have carefully cultivated over the years.
I kind of hate Sunday dinners at the Manor, though. We have to dress up and wear all these posh clothes that are itchy and totally not my taste. Baz says I look gorgeous in suits and that's all good but I don't understand why I have to go through the trouble of wearing them to eat food I can consume perfectly well in normal people clothes.
But Baz loves Sunday dinners. He loves wearing all that fancy stuff. That's abundantly clear from what he's wearing right now- a brilliant flowery suit that looks spectacular on him. Once Baz got into floral suits, there was no turning back for him. I don't mind at all, though. He looks like Harry Styles in them.
"I didn't know you liked Harry Styles." He'd said the first time I told him that, looking absolutely delighted at being compared to him.
"I used to have a mad crush on him, even though I didn't know that." I'd admitted with a shrug. "He's nice and cute. And I like his songs."
I'm still in jeans and a t-shirt, though. I'll change when Baz threatens me to.
"What's the hurry?" I ask, looking up at Baz and leaning in. "We have all the time."
"You haven't changed." He tries to reason feebly but gives up when I kiss him.
Crowley, kissing Baz will never get old. I'll never tire of it. I'll never tire of the way his lips feel, the way he sighs, the way he touches me and the way he smiles when I pull back. To think we'd almost lost this once...
We've come a long way since then. We're happier, healthier and together in every way.
Penny says we are an annoyingly lovely couple. Baz says that's because we are through with our quota of serious relationship problems and now we can't go through all that heartbreak again without disrupting the natural order of the universe.
It's not like we don't ever fight, we do, but it's never anything too serious. Never anything that hurts us unspeakably. Never anything that can't be resolved well.
"You're thinking again." Baz says and pushes back a curl from my forehead.
I shrug and kiss him again. "I was thinking about you."
"You're the one to talk."
He smiles and shrugs in surrender before tugging at my arm. "Come on, we have to go."
"If you keep kissing me like this then we would be."
Baz nods and starts walking towards the manor but I have other plans. I come up from behind him and even before he can register what's happening, we're up in the air with my wings flapping along with the wind.
"Simon!" He laughs, wriggling in my arms to face me. "You crazy, crazy man."
"What?" I'm laughing too. His laughter is infectious.
"You're completely insane." He wraps his arms tightly around me as I soar high above the manor. I'm holding him like my life depends on it.
The sun's setting behind me and Baz is bathed in golden red light. His hair's flowing behind him and this is one of those instances when Baz just knocks me breathless with his beauty.
And he's all mine. All mine. To love, to hold, to care for, to be with.
"I love you so much." I say, knocking our foreheads together and breathing him in.
"You could've told me that on the ground."
"Basilton Snow-Pitch, you have zero sense of romance."
"I'll show you romance, you numpty." He grins wickedly before he kisses me hard.
Fuck I don't want to complain but if Baz keeps on kissing me like this, I'll lose my focus and we'll go plummeting down and break every single bone in our bodies.
Luckily, he draws back just in time (I was about to lose my mind and damn all the consequences) and rubs his nose against mine.
"I love you too." He says, sighs almost. "Even though we're definitely going to be late now."
"Food, Simon. You'll be late to see the one true love of your life."
"I don't know what you're talking about because he's right in front of me."
Baz rolls his eyes but his pink ears are a dead giveaway.
"You're the biggest sap I've ever met."
Yeah um I hope you liked that. That was really fun to write, though.