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I cosplayed Lord Faren at AFA 2019! I mostly went as a helper to my friendās beautiful IDV cosplay, but I really wanted to try wearing Farenās clothes at least once! It was a lot of fun~ Sadly, I forgot to get one shot with the tarot cardsās version of Lord Faren.
Bonus shot because my friend and I swapped our sword props:
His laughter alone gives me the motivation to be alive for the next 100 years. Video sourceĀ around 09:05:55.Ā
Cinderella (1950)
This. This moment is the most important in the movie. This is when the Prince falls for her - he was infatuated before but he clearly thought that the reason Cinderella was around him was because he was the Prince, but when he discovered she has no clue, he realised that she stayed and talked and spent the whole night with him because she likes who he was as a person - not his title. Not only that but he liked her; we donāt know what they talked about, but we can imagine it must have been interesting and nice to last a whole night so we know she just have said something that made him want to stay around her too. Thatās why he wanted to find her, not cause she was pretty (I mean the guy couldnāt even remember her face and went off a shoe for Godās sake - which gives me a theory that the Prince has Prosopagnosia AKA face blindness) but because she liked him not his title, and he liked whoever she was, rich or poor.
The prince has face blindness and dumbass disease ok? Heās trying his best!
Solomonās Shield is the name of the app
OMG Download this!!!! Stop Police Brutality!
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Anybody know if this has a Spanish setting? This could be really REALLY helpful against ICE!
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Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.
Actually pretty easy. Trees donāt reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together.Ā Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together.Ā You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits. Frankentrees.
As a biologist I can clearly state that plants are fucking weird and you should probably be slightly afraid of them.
On that note! At the university (UBC) located in town, the Agriculture students were told by their teacher that a tree flipped upside down would die. So they took an excavator and flipped the tree upside down. And itāsĀ still growing. But the branches are now the roots, and the roots are now these super gnarly looking branches. Be afraid.
But Vi, how can you mention that and NOT post a picture? D:
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I am both amazed and horrified of nature as we all should be
I love how trees are like āfuck it, Iāll dealā at literally everything. Forest fire? Cool, my seedsāll finally grow. Upside down? Branches, suck, roots, leave. Whatās this new branch? Eh, welcome to the tree buddy.
I need to be more like tree
I continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.
what kind of professor did these students have that they needed to prove him wrong so badly that they literally dug up a tree, flipped it and put it back in the ground?
Sounds like yāallāve never heard about the Tree of 40 Fruits. Well, itās exactly as it sounds. Sam Van Aken, an artist based in New York, decided to try his hand at grafting (e.g. the process by which you attach the branches of a different tree to a host tree).
As artists are inclined to do he decided to push some limits and over the course of a few years he grafted over 40 different fruit onto the host ā including almond, apricot, cherry, nectarine, peach and plum varieties.ā
It has a fruiting period lasting from July to October and this is what it looks like when blossoming.
Shitās tight yo.
Also we have a group called the Guerrilla Grafters. A group who started in San Fransisco with the goal of grafting fruiting branches onto non-fruiting trees of the same type.
Most cities have fruit trees that simply donāt produce fruit because having all these would be a mess and inadvertently providing unregulated food to people comes with a lot of legal risks I suppose. These grafters seem to think otherwise and have taken it upon themselves to try and bring fruit trees back to urban areas.
HOLY SHIT
THE LAST ONE
Solarpunk as fuck!!
Reblogging forĀ āI continue to fear and respect out arboreal overlords.ā
I was sifting through a burn pile the other day and found a dried-out log that was growing bright green baby leaves. Upside-down. Without roots. After being cut into pieces over a year ago
Parenting.
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THISšISšSOšIMPORTANTš These comics RADIATE good dad energy and I am LIVING for it!
if i was a pirate captain i would get a movie projector and play a movie on the big sails every friday night for my boys to kick back and enjoy some time off unless we were under attack
Pirates legit did the 16-17th century equivalent of this. When things were slow, they would put on plays, act out dramas of stories they knew, or freestyle. The most preferred model of original productions was courtroom drama: ātryingā each other for piracy. The āaccusedā would list off their many, dramatically and humorously embellished crimes, and be equally dramatically sentenced. Sometimes there was a daring escape, sometimes just a really maudlin death scene, but a good time was had by all.
This is so wholesome to hear.
Youāre telling me pirates used to roleplay ace attorney?
Sylvari headcanon
When the secondborn start exploring Tyria and the sylvari become more widely known, a rumor goes around that they can speak to regular plants.
Then Canach gets stopped by a random woman who asks if he could speak to her plants.
Canach, deciding to roll with it for shits and giggles: Yeah, sure.
Woman, gesturing to a dying vegetable garden: Please, kind sir, tell me why my poor plants are dying.
Canach pretends to listen: Theyāre wailing in agony.
Woman: Oh!
Canach: They plead to me to free them of your iron fist. They demand revolution. I recommend setting them free before they seize the means of your estate.
Logan: Caithe, is it true sylvari can communicate with plants?
Caithe, who was bribed by Rytlock: Indeed, and theyāre quite the gossips. The garden in the palace courtyard particularly so.
Logan: What.
Caithe: The things theyāve told me about Queen Jennah. Scandalous.
Logan: WHAT.
Sylvari commander: Ah, yes, the trees told me about you.
Palawa Joko: The trees did what now?
Sylvari commander: They told me youāre a bitch.
Thereās a lady in Queensdale, the heart in the apple orchard, that says that some farmers hire sylvari to make them talk to their plants so they grow stronger. So congrats: itās canon
the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At Worldās End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore
who thought of that idea? who thought āput davy jones in a bucket of waterā and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who wentĀ āhey that sounds like a great idea!ā
at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it
*stands majestically in a bucket*
ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in
Itās even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the first place.
Some folks are asking āwell, if he can avoid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesnāt that ruin his whole motivation?ā, but heās not on dry land here.
The parley takes place on a sandbar - which, for the unfamiliar, is a temporaryĀ āislandā of sand deposited by breaking waves, unconnected with the shore, that spends most of its time submerged, being exposed only at low tide.
What Jones is doing here is rules-lawyering his curse. Can you imagine the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this would actually work?
āOkay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the shore below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoals? What if I stand in a pool of water on a shoal? Does it have to be seawater, or will any water do? Does it have to be a natural tidepool, or can it be something artificial, like a bucket?ā
What I am saying is that there must have been a process.
Pretty sure that this implies that the reverse - a bucket of sand, floating on the water (big bucket with just a bit of sand), would qualify as dry land. Thatās absurd, so Iām pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse governor.
It may be absurd, but the text of the film bears it out. Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while itās at sea, but not while itās on land (indeed, thatās why he buried it on land in the first place: to break his connection with it) - yet placing the heart in a simple jar of dirt conceals it from Jonesā awareness just as surely as burial on land does, even if the jar is on a boat at the time. Suitably prepared vessels filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jonesā curse.
Then the reverse should also be true. If he buried it in a jar of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to sense it. So by this logic, any container of seawater counts as not dry land, ergo, the bucket is a perfectly viable loophole.
Not necessarily. Itās traditionally a lot easier to accidentally get whammied by a curse than it is to weasel around it - I figure thatās why heās using multiple layers of indirection here. Heās forbidden to set foot on dry land, but itās technically not dry land (itās a sandbar, a non-permanent landform exposed only at low tide) and he technically didnāt set foot on it (heās standing in a bucket of water). Itās entirely possible that either one of those things alone wouldnāt make the grade.
okay but this all raises one further, very important question: if itās specifically ādry landā heās forbidden from, what about wetlands. can Davy Jones fight you in salt marshes? can he throw down in a peat bog?Swamp Battle?
This is the quality content I come to Tumblr for.
could he step on land if his shoes are wet?
No matter how ridiculous PotC gets I will love it. Especially when it results in conversations like this
What if he crawls around on his hands and knees, with his feet raised slightly into the air? Can he walk on his hands? Can he ride around in a litter or a wheelchair?
can he be in a wheelbarrow?
What if he flies over dry land? Like in a hot air balloon, or in the claws of a giant bird?
What if heās carried by two swallows using a strand of creeper?
European swallows or African swallows?
this whole thread reads like a conversation between these two:
In fact im not entirely sure that it wasnāt their idea in the first place
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I have a raging hard on for medieval/armor inspired fashion
Been playing Granblue quite a bit lately, so why not imagine Alex in R/SR/SSR versions? In my head it a was a representation of him mastering magic along his journey as a Commander.
A witch is a magic user with more focus on medicine and the body and a wizard is a magic user with more focus on like physics and academia. I donāt know what dingus made up one day that theyāre just the 2 magic genders, that sounds stupid
witches = magic doctors, wizards = magic researchers, artificers = magic engineers, alchemists = magic chemists, sorcerers = magic youtubers
What about warlocks?
[deep, deep, deep sigh]Ā
magic sugar babiesĀ
idk man ive been tryin thisĀ ātwitterā thing for a while now but it universally feels like unadulterated brain poisonā¦ i think the tendency to tie your twitter presence to your real identity and the ability to become verified mean that there is a critical mass of attractive people trying to become standup comics with irreverent tweets about dating apps and overprivileged brooklynite media people trying to build up clout. everyone is either trying to get a Netflix deal or trying to reply guy for liberal politicians hard enough that they can get noticed for it. even the tumblr adjacent hot takes people all seem to be doing it to build up clout with their local DSA chapter. not like here where people have god awful takes on everything just for the sheer pleasure of it, just for the artĀ
Thatās one thing I like about Tumblr, you gain nothing by making it big here. You can have a million followers and nobody will even know because youāre the only one who can see it. The best thing you can hope for is running ads for some of these ugly ass sweaters nobody ever clicks on, other than that all you will get is people sending you hate messages or people asking for pictures of your feetā¦ Or bothā¦ In the same messageā¦
This was probably caused by incompetence rather tan good intentions but it still kinda saved tumblr from the plague of āinfluencersā you see on every other social media nowadays.
Like by now people who donāt even know computers or smartphones (like my mom) know that there is a thing called a Face Book or a Twitter or a Instagram. But nobodyās even heard of tumblr, there are millions of people ā young people too! people of all ages! ā who have never heard of tumblr! If you arenāt On Tumblr you have no idea what it even is. Hell if you ARE on Tumblr you still donāt know what the hell it is to other people, because the experiences are so divided. Like there are entire sections of tumblr life that you donāt ever participate in or encounter in anyway, they stick to their own tags, people donāt reblog them outside of their circles, etcā¦ Itās wild.
People tend to shit on this site a lot (nobody more so than its own users) and yet itās the only place on Earth I can anonymously scream a whole pack of nonsense into the void and have a couple people reply back with āfuckin same, dudeā
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do yall not see how fucking racist this shit is orrrr
this is literally what im talkin abt when i say that Asian media is so disrespected and that its all rooted in racism. your jokes like this arent fucking funny, and i know damn well that it was not an asian that made this, not an Asian that reposted this, that all those likes n rts arent asians. it doesnt matter if youāre āactually a kpop fanā if you arent asian you arent allowed to make or excuse these jokes. you dont get to pass it off as some funny anti kpop joak. hell, pretty much all ācringeā towards asian media isnt based on quality of the work, but rather its based on the fact that it gives people a free pass to be racist towards asians. all those ākpop idols all look alike/look like girls/look like [x]ā jokes are racist. all those āanime is cringe and the worst thing to existā shits that seems to be spreading all throughout the west is racist. all the jokes abt bollywood and south asian television and the discrediting of the work put into this shit is racist. yall really dont realize but your jokes arent fucking funny. this post isnt to say u cant joke around abt the quality of music, but that rather u examine the way u joke abt this. if ur jokes are based on asian traits (origin of the media, physical appearance), then ur joke is fucking racist! nobodys saying u cant joke abt namjoons inability to rap or idkā¦.anime tiddies, but yall really need to take a step back and think b4 u speak
yall get too comfy w making jokes abt asians bc u see us as and our cultures and arts as a joke and it shows!
Iām Gay
Iām A Lesbian
Iām bisexual
iām trans
Im Asexual.
Iām not sure yet
itās ok!
a wholesome post
oh, interesting note: op is throwing a pity party because someone added those nasty-wasty acey-waceys to their pure L! G! B! T! ONLY post, and they DIDNāT LIKE THAT. Keep reblogging this version to piss them off.
