it was not an important failure

Rotem. She/Her. NSFW and NC-17 often; take care if you're below 18. icon art by @cuscatlanaziz header art by @allymumu

[creanavt]

https://creanavt.tumblr.com/archive

[kairennart]

Fool's gold

For @merlinrarepairfest

[boymiffy]

[cottaqecore]

april

[megans-brightautumn]

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[spacenintendogs]

rose if ur doing requests I’d actually die to see more toothless I ADORE how you draw dragons (toothless doing a silly art project)

K love u bye bye

hiccup: that doesn't look ANYTHING like me

[amarguerite]

Apparently “what ho!” is a corruption of Beowulf’s “hwaet!”?? 

Now need a P.G. Wodehouse translation of Beowulf.

What ho! Have you heard of these chaps, Dashed good fellows with a spear and whatnot–

[fremedon]

What-ho! You are no doubt familiar with a certain strain of Danish chappie—your good Jutlander, or in point of fact, the Spear-Dane—and with more examples than I need to relate of the sort of thing they and their chieftains used to get up to.

But to take a single exemplar of the breed—what Gussie might call a type specimen, were we discussing newts, as we generally are when Gussie has come to the metrop.—consider a cove who was called Shield, the Spear-Dane being even keener on simple descriptive appellations than the average Etonian, and Son of Sheaf, said cove being a foundling and rather short on surnames.

Despite this unpropitious beginning, this Shield Sheafsson, as he grew up, graduated from knocking blighters off of barstools to permitting them to retain their seats and, once word had spread around the Baltic of the size and bellicosity of his fellows, raking in the ready for this favor. An all-round good sort and a good king, was the Danes’ verdict.

[thatonerandomlady]

Your daily dose of insanity

[teashoesandhair]

Fresh new sitcom idea: a spinoff of Modern Family but it's 1536 and the dissolution of the monasteries is in full swing. The patriarch is a secret Catholic and is hiding this from his long suffering wife and children. The guilt is eating him alive but he puts a brave face on things and has a reputation for being a total lad, a real joker, a good-time guy. Spoiler alert: they're all secretly Catholic but hiding it from the others. The family is tearing itself apart at the seams. Secrecy lurks beneath every punchline. It's a fun-filled series of heartwarming, wacky japes, set during the reign of terror of Henry VIII.

[teashoesandhair]

Me: makes a post which I'm pretty pleased with, solely on a lololol level

@rubiscothegeek: just casually adds the funniest fucking thing I've ever read as a reply

[thesaltofcarthage]

Working title Mass Appeal

[teashoesandhair]

All three priests are played by Danny DeVito in different wigs

[callmebliss]

Y’ever read something and have understanding that has eluded you interminably suddenly stop, curl up, and snuggle neatly into a fold in your brain because a new way way opened to it?

[macleod]

I've seen this passed around a few times, and I have one thing to say:

It's online. The book was carefully and wonderfully recreated online by hand. You can find it here. The entire book is this easy.

calculusmadeeasy.org

[averagefez]

Current Status

[cy-lindric]

🍎 Penny Lane 🍎

Here it is ! My piece for ALL TOGETHER NOW , a riso tribute to the Beatles ! I chose one of my favourite Beatles song, Penny Lane, for its nostalgic vibe and evocative narrative lyrics. Those of you familiar with it might identify some of the song's characters in the crowd !

➡🍏 You can now preorder your copy of the All Together Now print sleeve on the project's crowdfunding page , so if you'd like to get your hands on a deliciously riso printed version of this piece and many more, please consider supporting us ! See you soon 🌞

[brattylikestoeat]

[creative-anchorage]

I was going to transcribe this, but looked it up instead after seeing the username. Brown Butter Brownies from Broma Bakery!

[belovedmuerto]

The single serve double chocolate chip cookies that I pretty religiously make like four times a week are from Broma Bakery and they are so decadent and rich and amazing, I def recommend their recipes.

[forecast0ctopus]

Have you ever drawn the THIS IS A COMPANY CAR, SHAWN scene? It would go so hard in your art style

haha thanks!! haven't drawn any scene redraws of it, but I did to this one a while back!

[vivernt]

cottagecore au where nobody dies, and no one was crying (for sure)!

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