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Michaela, Australia. I'm a shit cunt.

[beaft]

face of a man who has known sorrow

[beaft]

had to google this as i wasn't familiar with the name. incredibly specific and accurate reference. please don't compare my cat-in-law to a homestuck character again

[busket]

where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face

[charllahan]

he?

[busket]

thank you…..

[amazoogle]

[hamptercatapult]

[wildzero]

wait i can abuse substances instead of feeling things

[gamer8drago]

[memorycycle]

guys

[memorycycle]

behind uou

[rickybabyboy]

Hmf

[depsidase]

[ceevee5]

[that-house]

[nyancrimew]

[travalicious]

[computationalcalculator]

[xylocopae]

starting a collection

[transarsonist]

Op turned off reblogs but this take was so real it's radioactive so I'm reposting

[despazito]

accidentally clicked out of the text box while creating this meme and made it funnier than anything i was gonna think up

[daily-mc-block]

Red Bed

[genderyikes]

Redemption

[noahnomore]

[boopsbucket]

[cait-lame]

IHust wiOke upmy whol hOUSSe

[disasterlarper]

I’m telling this story again b/c fuck it but anyways I was playing D&D and one of my friends went “brown bear brown bear what do you see” and on cue three of us turn to him and like, death metal screech “ALLLL”.

The dude goes completely pale faced. I saw true horror in his eyes. 

He didn’t know the joke.

So apparently dude just had three of his best friends demonically screech at him for no goddamn reason.

I do not think I will ever cause that level of sheer terror and confusion ever again in my life.

[the-punforgiven]

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like "By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!" And then just getting into his car and driving off

[whetstonefires]

so there's basically two reasons he would need to do this and they're both funny

his magical honda unsummoned while he was in Walmart; this means it's not even a real car and could look like anything and he picked or was forced somehow to pick a Honda Accord

his normal honda was left someplace while he came to Walmart by other means, and he can teleport the car to him more easily than he can teleport himself places

[nucleariguana]

there's also the idea that he drove to walmart in his honda accord, and then when he got out he either forgot where he parked or wanted to skip like 20 seconds of walking so he just summons it right in front of the door

[petterwass]

To not have to find a parking space, most wizards keep their Honda Accords in a extradimensional oubliette when not driving. This also saves on garage space.

[christ-chan-official]

Clearly the wizard had to summon his Honda Accord because someone stole it while he was shopping. The carjacker is now tumbling violently down the freeway like a source engine ragdoll

[poltergeist-42]

Guess what day it is!