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ojovivo
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Mike Driver
祝日 / Permanent Vacation
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
tumblr dot com
Janaina Medeiros
will byers stan first human second
KIROKAZE
Claire Keane
#extradirty
Peter Solarz
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cherry valley forever
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dirt enthusiast
@theartofmadeline
seen from Netherlands
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@turpajuhla
the sudden decrease in animation quality between the first hunchback and the sequel is both hilarious and sad
The Return of Jafar charliekelly69:
i had to reblog this because im actually pissig mysefl
Let’s take a second to compare Aladdin to The Return of Jafar:
Ouch
Esmorolda and Corpet
kelverse
I’ve been hysterically wheezy laughing at the last gif for about two minutes solid
I get so angry, then u get to the last gif and I’m crying of laughter
I kind of love that detail.
When 2 or more NPCs trigger the same animation at the same time
I just noticed that’s a hand with a glove around her neck not a scarf
i just noticed that’s a hand with a glove around her neck not a scarf
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reblog if ur a fish whore
S U F F O C A T I O N
The director of cybersecurity from the Electronic Freedom Foundation is offering to help women who have been threatened with compromise of their devices.
Because someone asked: Yes, she is really EFF’s head of cybersecurity. See the listing for her on the EFF’s official site (which also links to her Twitter account) at https://www.eff.org/about/staff/eva-galperin
why is he sitting like a 14th century monarch
Some people are too good for this world
this is legitimately the FUNNIEST fucking thing I’ve seen on any dating website
GERTA REJECTED ME
So my dad got his hip replaced and had the doctor save it so he could turn it into a cane
you cannot possibly become more boss than turning your own bone into a cane
I’d say he’s pretty hip
This is BADASS!
#ENERGYSWORDSUNDAY
I want to read a story about a wizard whose only spell is “fix this”, but the specially-crafted magic takes their intent into account. "Fix this" can mean repairing the wheel on the adventurers’ cart or healing a broken arm or “fixing” a lock so that it’s in what the wizard considers the “correct” (unlocked) position. Imagine the other mages getting increasingly frustrated as the wizard stubbornly refuses to learn any other spells.
Wizard: *points at a canyon* Fix this
Other casters: That’s not really how spells -
Wizard: Oh look, one of our blankets is now a magic carpet. Guess we don’t need a bridge.
Casters: How -
Wizard: *points at logs that won’t catch fire* Fix this
Other casters: There’s been too much rain, it won’t -
Wizard: I fixed it so that it’s in the same state it was yesterday. Someone here knows how to start a fire, right?
Casters: What -
Wizard: *points at charging dragon*: Fix this
Other casters: THAT’S NOT HOW MAGIC WORKS YOU IDIOT WE’RE GOING TO DIE
Dragon: *coughs* Did you just… cure my intestinal problems? I’ve been trying to stop breathing fire for weeks, but it just kept spilling out, and every time I tried to ask for help, I burned everything down. I won’t forget this kindness.
Casters: *ripping their hair out* H O W
I’m dying 😂👌
Party member dies
Wizard: Fix this
and that’s how necromancy was invented
This is the kind of wizard I wanna be
this thread has me in tears right now
We were driving to a restaurant and wanted to see how long the wait was. My dad handed me the phone book and asked me to look up the number. I, for whatever reason, thought he said “get rid of this”. So I opened the window and chucked the phone book while we were going 70 MPH down the highway.
great
I stuck my hand in a bowl of soup simply because I hadn’t before.
same
When I was maybe 10-12, I threw one of my dad’s golf clubs that had no head on it like a spear down the hallway after telling my brother it would be cool.
absolutely
One time I was eating a lemon poppyseed muffin. The phone rang, so I reacted by shoving the entire muffin my mouth and eating it as fast as I could, nearly choking to death, and I didn’t even make it to the phone before it stopped ringing.
huge mood
Gave my sister a piggyback when she was giving my other sister a piggyback at the same time
thank you for your service
too many people
shitpostgenerator is going to kill us all
guillermo del toro’s little brother
