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Bigger things (legs) to come. Squatting 405 doesn’t necessarily graduate you from chicken legs 🙄. #squats #legday #fitness #workout #saturdayisforthegains #progressnotperfection #depthbeforedishonor #bornprimitive (at ZS Fitness) https://www.instagram.com/p/BtG46ySFJH5/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=aebg7mgiyitu
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When you try to sleep, but remember that people will always mock your calves
Even though you train them twice a week.
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Right in the feels
Lmao this American girl walked up to a Hungry Jacks (Burger King) register with her drink and really, really loudly (I was at the other side of the place) proclaimed: “I asked for Lemonade, you gave me Sprite” in a really bitchy, entitled voice.
The cashier (and everyone within earshot) just looked at her like “the fuck is wrong with you”
In Australia, Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned.
Enjoy your 90c refund you cheap ass ho.
“Sprite IS lemonade as far as we’re concerned”
@fleamont can you verify?
Yeah this is correct. Lemonade is sprite. Clear fizzy liquid type thing. Solo is closer to what American lemonade is but we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade anyway so she was never going to get what she wanted lmao.
Y'ALL AIN’T GOT LEMONADE?!?!??
madness…
“we don’t actually have what you guys consider lemonade“
That entire continent exists on a different realm of existence
What the… Lmao
Why is it called lemonade then? 🤔
@casualswfan What is wrong with you guys?
IT IS THE SAME DAMN THING. You Yankees and your fifty brands of the same :P
LEMONADE AND SPRITE ARE NOTHING ALIKE
Things heating up in the drink fandom
I’m pretty sure the same is true in the UK at least was in 2010 except Sprite didn’t seem to be a common brand so I’d ask for Sprite get blank looks eventually figured out to ask for lemonade
Sprite is a recognised brand here, but it’s not omnipresent, it is also considered a brand of lemonade.
This is fucked up.
Sprite: lemon-lime soda (pop/carbonated beverage). Lemonade: lemons, water, and sugar. Still.
LEMONADE IS NOT CARBONATED WHATT HEFUCC CK ARE YOU ALL DOIGN
Living? Sensibly?
Also on what planet does Sprite have lime in it.
Sprite, the lemon-lime flavored carbonated beverage, is made on Earth.
Earth is the third planet from the Sun, the densest planet in the Solar System, the largest of the Solar System’s four terrestrial planets, and the only astronomical object known to harbor Sprite.
The people of Earth are known as “Earthlings” or “Spriteloids” interchangeably (although not to each other).
At least in the UK, if you order lemonade you’ll sometimes get Sprite, but if it’s proper it’s a lemon soda akin to the Italian gassosa - less sweet than Sprite.
Oh shit, I’ve had gassosa, it’s AMAZING.
I just want to say that the whole ‘lemonade and Sprite are interchangeable’ is pretty common throughout Asia as well, in my experience
@bre-e-e-e what madness is this?!?!?!?!
@kingkilling-and-stormlight so… what you are all saying is. Lemonade is … not fizzy… in America?
You guys have orange juice at least, right? Grapefruit juice? In the US, Lemonade is a juice, like orange juice, but made with lemons instead of oranges. You can buy “fresh squeezed lemonade” at many restaurants and fast food venues. Typically it’s diluted a bit with sugar water, so the sour flavor of the raw lemon juice isn’t so overpowering.
In the south, it’s very common for people buy whole lemons and make their own lemonade at home using a citrus juicer.
In Germany, you’d ask for “Limonade” and yeah, you may get a Sprite or a Fanta; it’ll always be a fizzy nonalcoholic drink and usually come in lemon, lime, orange flavor. Only in healthfood or hipster establishments would it ever be an actual juice drink.
As a fan of homemade rosewater lemonade, I am twitching at the thought of sickly sweet carbonated beverages that taste like they were invented by someone who may have been in the same room as a citrus fruit once but can’t remember what it actually tastes like being called lemonade.
Wtf did y'all think beyonce was talking about????
oh wow I hadn’t even considered that. Like millions of people worldwide hearing the album title but not understanding what lemonade means even on the most superficial level.
This is so epically disturbing. Lemonade is such an integral part of spring and summertime. I just … this breaks my brain and my heart. The cultural references too. Just, all the American shows that reference lemonade and people in other countries are thinking Sprite? There’s a reason kids do freshly squeezed lemonade stands. You can’t buy it like that from a store. And there’s nothing quite like screwing it up and getting the sugar ratio wrong. And parents grinning through the too sour or too sweet mess and praising your efforts. Lemonade Is a Thing.
Wait does that mean Aussies make Shandies with sprite?????
Does this mean a significant portion of the global population don’t know what to do when life hands you lemons?
Yes, Australians make Shandies with our carbonated soft drink lemonade, though if you’re using it as a mixer, you’re less likely to be using Sprite and more likely to be using Schweppes, which looks like this:
Like. We absolutely have a concept of flat, juice-based lemonade, but as an earlier commenter said, it’s a niche hipster speciality rather than the default, and even then, it’s still going to be premade rather than fresh.
OH GOD THAT’S WHY AMERICAN CHILDREN CAN MAKE IT AND SELL IT SO EASILY. I ALWAYS WONDERED HOW KIDS COULD MAKE A CARBONATED DRINK AT HOME.
Reblogging for Beyonce. This thread is gold.
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Out here working on my chicken wing... 🐓 #muscleup #workout #functionaltraining #weightlifting (at Long Valley, New Jersey)
SPENDING TIME
SPINNING OUT TOWARD
A DESIRE THAT WASN’T PURE
BORN BEFORE THE VIRUS WAS CURED
PITCH PERFECT
VIOLINS ON THE FLOOR
FAST FORWARD LININGS ON MY SKULL
TYPE OF DESIGN I COULD AFFORD
FAST FORWARD BANDS OUT
GOT THEY HANDS OUT
LIKE THEY’RE ACKNOWLEDGING THE FÜHRER
REWIND NAS TRACK 6
REWIND DANCE CRAZES
READ MY MIND
FREED MY MIND
FEED MY MIND
MAKES SENSE
JUST LIKE MIRRORS ON THE WALL
JUST LIKE SITTING ON ME
RAW IN MIRRORS SEEN IT ALL
COULD MAKE TWO
A PIECE OF MIND
FLICKING ASH
POURING A HALF
DONT POUR IN A GLASS
POUR IT IN FOAM
THAT’S WHITE LIKE EGGSHELLS IN MY OMELETTE
MY EARLOBES ARE YELLOW LIKE THE YOLK IS RUNNING
MY BRAINS ON DRUGS
I STILL HAVE NO PEACE OF MIND
FUCK
WOOF WOOF DOGS IN THE PLACE
LOOSE TOOTH LOST IN THE FRAY
ROOF LOST IN THE WRAITH
ROOF LOST ON THE WAY
FREEWAY
NO ROZAY
BRUTE FORCE
BRUT CHAMPAGNE
TELL THE FRONT DESK TO CUT NEW KEYS
RESERVED IN THE MERCER FOR TWO YEARS
IN TWO SUITES
TOOK OUT THE BED LIKE ITS FUCK SLEEP
ILL SMACK A BITCH LIKE ITS HOT HANDS
FIRED THE LABEL LIKE FUCK BRANDS
COMFORTABLE LOW NIGGA FUCK XANS
COMFORTABLE SLOW WHO THE FUCK RAN
NOTHING IS SWEET
NOTHING IN TANK SWEET
ITS JUST A TANK P
SALT ON A SLUG
SODA ON SLUGGED TEETH
CHEWING ON NOTHING
UR TWEAKING OR SOMETHING
UR SPEAKING SPEAK UP THEN
UR THINKING UR OVERTHINKING
ONE BLINK AND IM PRECUMMING
THAT COULD TURN EVERY NO ONE
INTO SOMEONE
Y’all know when Mulan is sitting in the rain and watches her parents silhouette disappear as the candle is blown out and then her eyes squint in determination and the music that starts to play and you see her go into the family temple and light a match and bow in respect and then sneak into her parents room and switch the scroll for her hair brooch and then the way her reflection is shown as she pulls the sword and cuts her hair?? It’s literally more iconic than any marvel movie
Y’all know that there is heavy symbolism in that scene to show that Mulan is the spirit of the Great Stone Dragon and that’s why Mushu wasn’t able to awaken it?
im sorry What!! i never knew this! my life feels fuller!!! ahhhh
Mulan sits in the rain underneath the statue of the Great Stone Dragon (who is looking down on her), and suddenly decides on a course of action. She looks up, resolved to go to war in place of her father and runs into the temple where she lights the match and beseeches protection for her family. The stone she bows to and that we see lit up by lightening strike is that of the dragon, whose eyes are looking out after her, lit from underneath by the candles. The scene transitions to the divider in the house that also has an icon of the dragon. where she replaces her hair comb with the summons. Then we see the sword hilt, also the dragon, and as she draws the blade we see her face replace it. She ties up her hair, then as she opens the wardrobe, the handles are also the dragon. After donning the armor, the view shows her facing us, with the hilt of the sword (the face of the dragon) in front of her face, where she then turns the sword to reveal her face, and sheaths it. As she leaves, we flash back to the temple, and the eyes of the dragon flash as her grandmother wakes up.
The Great Stone Dragon resides within her. She is the protector of the family.
After this explanation, the scene where Mushu cannot wake up the stone dragon makes so much more sense. I appreciate the symbolism so much more. I noticed the dragon but didn’t notice she was constantly juxtaposed with the dragon!
Canon accepted.
So, uh. I edited Rey and Kylo’s throne room fight to match Led Zeppelin’s Immigrant Song.
This shit is still funny
Lmao what the hell!
Lmfao fuck that’s me
Why was he in jail?
@illmaticraj right now
Yeah I wanna know what he did cuz in all honesty if he r*ped this girl I don’t wanna be supporting him and shit by reblogging
Facts
Nah he sold some weed to a undercover and used this as a pickup line
Ok in that case lmfaoooooooo
Just to put some context into this:
Let him go 😂😂😂😂😂
The finger guns at the end just slay me 😂
I liked this first, and then turned the sound on.
