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[spookyluigi]

[hashtagloveloses]

tumblr users: please ban the Nazis

tumblr: if you post a tiddy you’ll be deleted on sight

[askiathedickhead]

This might actually be worse than the infinity stones thing lmao

[hotvampireadjacent]

[markv5]

День рождения сильного и независимого мужчины.

[incorrigible-ixoreus]

[toomuchperfume]

My favorite thing on Tumblr are translated Russian cats.

[shelovesplants]

Lets appreciate how cute and fuzzy he is 🐝🙏🌼

[monarchkey-blog]

DEMON SCREAM

RAPPERS HIT ME UP.

NEW BEAT UP. LEMME KNOW WHAT YOU THINK <3

[yournewapartment]

Hi guys! This might sound weird but do you have any tips for feeding yourself? For some reason now that I live on my own I’m awful at making sure I eat normally and it’s really affecting my energy and my mood. I don’t want to live off of fast food, but it can seem like making food or planning meals is too much sometimes? Anyway how can I make it convenient while still eating relatively healthy? Thanks!

Here are some posts for you to check out:

Cooking - Being Vegan

Cooking - Breakfast On the Go

Cooking - Bulk Meat

Cooking - Buying/Cooking Meat

Cooking - Buying/Cooking Vegetables

Cooking - College Cooking 101

Cooking - Meals Without Cooking

Cooking - Microwave Meals

Cooking - Vegan Foods

Cooking - Vegetables

Vegan - Inexpensive Vegan Food

Vegan - Vegan Blog Recommendations

These are all from our Index. I also try to post relatively cheap food recipes every single day. I tag these under #food. Check those out for more inspiration!

[theinturnetexplorer]

Hero Rats

[morseapple-deactivated20200920]

@jitterbugjive

[87octane]

THEY’RE SO CUTE AND GOOD AND SMART AND HAVE JOB

[petite-guignol]

I’ll always reblog hero rats!

this same species is also trained to identify tuberculosis in samples by smell, meaning they can test for TB at a rapid rate with a high accuracy :)

The organization that trains the rats is APOPO 

[mylittleredgirl]

You can sponsor a rat and you will get adorable personalized emails telling you how well “your” rat is doing! I did this for my sister a few years ago and she’s still getting emails about Martok the HeroRat’s mine-clearing successes and called it the best gift ever.

[gokuma]

SPONSOR  A  RAT

[unsafeship]

@solaire-kyun

[coolhotdad]

my perfect crime? I memorize the entirety of the macy’s store inventory. I then go on aliexpress.com and find exact replicas of every single purse in the store. I break in at 3am, and replace every purse with a cheaper version of the purse. I take my real purses home and open up an online store on the darknet featuring fake purses. I then sell these real purses as fake purses, making it so that when the feds catch on to my antics, they spend countless years trying to figure out who can replicate purses this well, and who is selling them. Soon an entire division of the FBI is dedicated to finding me and figuring out how my “fake” purses appear to be real. 45 years later they finally trace my ip address and break into my villa in texas and shoot me right in the leg when i attempt to flee. While this would normally not be a fatal wound, due to my constant devotion to my online fake real purse storefront i have suffered an iron deficiency for 35 years. My blood can’t clot and I start to bleed out. Turns out the woman who shot me was a girl who i made out with once in college, and she holds my dying body in her arms and asks me how my fake purses were so real. I spend the last moments of my fleeting life telling her about how every five years i break into a different Macy’s and replace all the purses, and that the purses I have been selling online for a severely discounted price were actually all real, and I have been doing this purely for the gag of it all. When my former college girlfriend gets home from work after rightfully murdering me for my crimes, she goes into her walk in closet, looks at the 13 gucci purses she owns, and realizes that they’re all fakes.

[youstoodmeupforayardsale-mo-blog]

this passed the bechdel test

[destinyrush]

People who think a woman breastfeeding her baby is sexual seriously need professional help.

[super-skid-deactivated20170623]

Seriously, there is an infant right up on that titty. What are you gonna do, remove the baby so you can oogle a nipple?

[ranch-ericandreshow-ranch]

Death grips

[maplebungus-deactivated20221118]

why is this a one millisecond video

[grandpaq]

The study wasn’t necessary …

[blvckgeezus]

Well duh

[bonersniper]

Study proving it but people will still deny it

[charlesoberonn]

“How did White Diamond attack the Earth with Blue and Yellow if she didn’t leave Homeworld for eons?”

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

people have been illegally dumping their old boats all around abandoned neighborhoods in detroit so this one newscaster on the local news station has been collecting them and finding out who the owners are by looking up the ID numbers on the boats and then she puts them on a flatbed truck and she brings them back to their owners wearing a fucking captain’s hat and she knocks on their doors and goes “hey we found your boat!”

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

[rosyish]

Not all heroes wear capes

[birdluvr1993]

Whipped cream

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

WHIP CREAM 2

[the-pesci-mode]

An explosive sequel, the superfans asked for it and the superteam delivered

[elriabrunnr]

Just because I’m a gay man doesn’t mean I wouldn’t die for lesbians if u don’t fight for the gals then ur a weak cowards. This goes DOUBLE for trans lesbians they’re stronger than any us marine

[ratbastarddotfuck]

As a lesbian, I appreciate your kind words, sir, and offer to do the same for gay men in any time of need. This solidarity is wonderful

[elriabrunnr]

I will kill anyone who crosses u

[stardustndice]

As a bi, I will defend gay men, lesbians, and absolutely trans lesbians, with my life. I’m a battle axe bi, my bitches, don’t mess with my fam.

[trash-biscuit]

The OP is really toxic toward hetero allies supporting lgbt , harrasing them and call them names. What is your damn problem?

Do you even know what pride means? Respect for everyone and not purposely excluding these people who also support you.

Kids these days.

[elriabrunnr]

The fujoshi is tryina tell me what pride means this is top tier irony

[hunk-is-an-anti]

I can’t believe us gays are oppressing the cishets,,, step aside lgbtq+ community, the str8s are the real courageous oppressed people here

[webber-course]

@trash-biscuit  “ Do you even know what pride means? “

Yeah motherfucker, its about oppressed a group coming out to show that even though y’all wanna kill us that we aren’t gonna back down

Everything else is about you, leave us the fuck alone on the few months we have

[elriabrunnr]

HELLO????

HELLO??????

[durbikins]

Someone Please Help!

The Duolingo Owl is Going To KiLL me if I don’t translate this Japanese character i nthe next 5 mintues

Can Some One Please HELP!?

[memorycycle]

No.

[durbikins]

PLEASE I BEG OF YOU