two scoops of ilyaberry in a shanecone please

[twoscooptuesday]

💜💜about meeeee💜💜

nora, 33, she/her, Midwestern US

back on tumblr after over a decade away

actively working on fic and need somewhere to yap

sandbox enthusiast and nuance enjoyer

ao3 is twoscooptuesday

[graceebooks]

DW FROM ARTHUR AS WYATT HAYES

[graceebooks]

[graceebooks]

WHAT YOU SEE WHEN YOU TRY TO SCORE ON THE CENTAURS:

[fleabagsversion]

MY WYATT AND ILYA LET’S GO!!!!!

[fleabagsversion]

Tbh they do look like they like smoking a joint together

[twoscooptuesday]

Luca Haas you are about to be put in so many Situations

[twoscooptuesday]

I hope Vanessa and Tarek are ready for me to fast forward through their scenes because [shouts into a megaphone] WHO CARE

[twoscooptuesday]

Robert Naylor…..hello

[twoscooptuesday]

HE WAS THE FUCKING VOICE ACTOR FOR DW ON ARTHUR LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[twoscooptuesday]

Robert Naylor…..hello

[wyatthazy]

i personally really think yuna’s “enough what’s the plan” is like, grounding shane. and he laughs at it. it’s like soft, to me. like okay it’s locking in time now. we cried together and i love you and mum’s gonna fix everything. maybe i’m projecting.

[twoscooptuesday]

For all this talk about BDSM we sure are ignoring the big B. Because if given the tools to succeed, Shane could be getting a really good grade in Bondage.

[bluegrasshole]

you keep saying ‘crack treated seriously’. i do not think it means what you think it means

[strawberrykidneystone]

forgot how BAD dating apps are jesus christ i need to find my soulmate here on tumblr.com

[aslongasitsblack]

shane hollander giggling and blushing and squirming while his big boyfriend talks russian in his deep low voice directly into his ear, mouth moving across the side of his neck

[luulapants]

The Pickleball Club: a podcast interview with jennisaisquoi, luulapants, and mock-speed, hosted by foundbyjohndoe

If anyone is interested in hearing us gab about Tennis Club for an hour, come check it out!!

@mock-speed @zoozoocala @jennisaisquoi79

[radialarch]

abruptly remembered that asg comes with hoodies and sometimes a player is inexplicably wearing someone else's hoodie, kicking off a mass hysteria event

anyway, shane and ilya, asg 2018

[mymansmoon]

don't understand why anyone would gloss over shane's other hookups or claim ilya never really enjoyed sleeping around. isn't it more delicious to think about how they had other people, went into those experiences with the full intent of deriving pleasure from them, did derive pleasure from them, and knew it still paled in comparison to having each other? everything is relative! I find it far less compelling to imagine them, from the beginning, cosmically engineered to have super unsatisfying sex with other people just because they're going to end up with each other in the end. like yes the very point is that no one does it for them like each other. but I'm only going to know to find that hot if other people did do it for them, to a DEGREE....... that is far lesser than their very special soulmate-level degree.

[twoscooptuesday]

Post-2016 cup win, Shane is gone off that bubbly and yelling “FUCK CHICAGO” and flipping two middle fingers in the background of random people’s selfies.

“Woah buddy, what happened to representing the organization?” jokes Hayden, calling back to what the GM said at the beginning of their cup run.

Shane’s face stills and his eyes are hard. “Hayden,” he slurs. “I am the fucking organization.”

[hudconvent]

hudson williams charisma school for the bisexually gifted young pervert