Whoa totally rad man, tubular

☀ Emily ☀ 8teen, Southern Cali-For-Ny-A.. My talents include sleeping for long period amounts of time, eating like a horse, snorting when I laugh, and making incredibly ugly faces.

[ghostlywriterr]

Details of Michelangelo’s masterpiece “David” (1501–1504)  

[meetmeinthehallway]

This look like the Arthur meme

[danger]

[afrorevolution]

[saathiray]

I don’t even care that I already reblogged this because seriously, how is this not a masterpiece painting hanging in the Smithsonian? Everything about this photo just says Romanticism to me

[incendavery]

tfw you both have low self-esteem, but are caring and supportive of each other

(patreon)

[earendil-was-a-mariner]

Tolkien: This character is Feanor, which in my language means Spirit of Fire, which gets at his personality, creative spirit, and destructive tendencies. 

Also Tolkien: This character is Treebeard because he’s a tree with a beard.

[cthulhu-is-metal-deactivated202]

Tolkien: Here’s an entire language I created for a race of people, full of history and lore

Also Tolkien: Mount Doom

[keebeeart-deactivated20220103]

Forgive yourself for not knowing what you didn’t know before you learned it.

Maya Angelou (via thatkindofwoman)

[woogidy]

[onlytwitterpics]

[tequilakisses-and-bigfootcuddles]

[heartyglobe-deactivated20160503]

nobody says it but we all know what this is about

[smolderingtroyler]

This picture is weirdly genius

[hayguala]

I don’t care if this isn’t your blog type, if you don’t reblog this I’m judg-

[chrisprattdelicious]

Chris Pratt Interrupts Interview To French Braid Intern’s Hair

[notviolet]

SHUT THE HELL U P

[nostopdasgay]

[centralperksource]

[stability]

[marlowwwww]

that’s quitter’s talk

[bikwin5]

you have to crouch and then press a to do a backflip

[thephilosophyofnope-deactivated]

use whirlwind sprint

[touchyourblood]

climb on the desk and double jump from there

[sazandorable]

hookshot to the ceilight lamp then move the pad back and forth to swing

[realgirlsgaming]

Hang onto the tiny ledge on either side and shimmy across.

[starryeyedneonlights]

Fuckin triangle jump

[pamsrevenge-deactivated20190313]

Wallrun and jump to it

[knightsintodreams]

There’s a secret vine on the outside of the building that connects to the window and you open from there

[kalasraven]

There’s defiantly a secret switch somewhere to allow you to cross. Go and break as many objects as possible until you find the button!!

[professor-bats]

you’re just not thinking with portals.

[delcat177]

They intended to dummy it out, but you can still access it if you strafe into the corner at the right angle.  Doing this will bypass 3 nights of your stay and glitch out your room service to read 244 pizzas (the pizzas are actually infinite-use, the counter will not decrease).

[a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e]

Just go outside and punch the ground a couple times. Go back inside and build a noob tower up to the sitting area, it can’t be higher than 3, 4 blocks.

[frogmunist-deactivated20190724]

jump and then hit control

[bralnwashingquirk]

paint the entire wall and then just swim in the ink

[therealfeedback-deactivated2018]

Get a rocket launcher and shoot your feet

[guitaurenhero]

Build a remote-controlled sentry gun, aim at your feet while crouched, then fire the SECOND button.

[stillhasabigego]

It’s for spiderman, when he visits on vacation.

[thebigbiwolf]

current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor

[satanstrousers]

current aesthetic: the history professor

[velvetjailofcrimes-deactivated2]

current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.

[datvikingtho]

current aesthetic: the principal who really wants to get in on this sexyfest, but also doesn’t want this whole thing to blow up in his face.

[professor-remus-deactivated2018]

aesthetic: the librarian who nearly exposes the whole affair before joining in.

[welpwomp]

aesthetic: The bookish guidance counselor who thinks you all need Jesus. 

[gandalfthegreywarden-deactivate]

Aesthetic: the law student in his dorm across campus who can hear everything.

[colorfuloddity]

It got better

[pencey]

emo mating signal: g note on piano

[boyscoveredinscrambledeggs]

i love how over 14,000 people just KNOW 

[tragiccottonball]