hi.

🍋she/her ‘92

[aussielight]

[animentality]

[fifiibibii]

mcdonalds gave me a baby pancake 🥺 i love when small businesses send free gifts

[fifiibibii]

[awritersrejections]

UPDATE: DO NOT GOOGLE "RONALD MCDONALD BREEDING"

[fifiibibii]

how dare u ???? EVERYONE should be educated on ronald mcdonald breeding practices.

[et103]

Actually, a lot of the research done on ronald mcdonald breeding was funded by rival diner chains as a slander campaign and is riddled with misinformation and pseudo science so the one that should educate themselves is YOU

[fifiibibii]

so you hate women ???!!?!

[nyaahilism]

[fifiibibii]

he looks so fertile and weak

[fifiibibii]

who said that

[ratt-teeth]

get back here and face what youve done

[fifiibibii]

[void-ink-studios]

This whole post felt like getting slapped by a very wet piece of ham, one after another.

[fifiibibii]

i know who I'd slap with a wet piece of ham

[hauntedpearl-deactivated2024060]

omg op went from being afraid of tumblr to creating this monstrosity.

[peacozy]

studio ghibli romances be like mmm what if we didn’t kiss, but instead both spiritually matured as people because we met each other

[ranidspace]

reminder that even if the world health organization says covid is over, it isnt.

[ranidspace]

Turns out it was just a bunch of news organizations completely misrepresenting what the WHO said. COVID isn't over. They're shifting from "world health emergency" to long term strategies because major countries failed to even contain it because they were so adamant to send everybody back to work as fast as possible. WHO's announcement that COVID is no longer a global health emergency isnt something to celebrate. It shows that everyone (governments and anti-maskers/vaxxers, mostly) collectively failed to care enough.

https://twitter.com/WHO/status/1654477334139863041

of course. news organizations took this and rolled with it, misleading everyone into believing COVID is no longer anything to worry about. exactly what they said Not To Fucking Do

[plaguedoctormemes]

Also i dont know if you guys have ever seen medieval beekeeper garb, but:

Its the best!!!

[plaguedoctormemes]

Nope!

Woodcut from 1545! 😊 respect our basket faced cousins 😡

[glitchhologram-deactivated20230]

The Beekeepers, Pieter Bruegel the Elder, 1568

[bogleech]

Now that plague doctors are cultural icons I want these to be next and I hope we arbitrarily decide that the two are somehow rivals.

[scarlettaagni]

why would they be rivals, they're dating and bop their masks together to kiss

[ghost-cassette]

The birds and the bees

[chonk-mama]

!!!

[concernedcrow]

They’re dating  ❤️

[thehopefulquotes]

“Sometimes suffering is just suffering. It doesn’t make you stronger. It doesn’t build character. It only hurts.”

— Kate Jacobs; Comfort Food

[shizukais]

The Best Love Story of All Time

[uarmeimu]

20 books challenge

If you could only keep 20 books (physical/ebook/audio), which would be the ones you would keep?

Rules are simple:

1 book per author. 1 book per series. Tag #twenty books challenge

i saw a challenge from @theinquisitxor and tagged myself to do it

book names are below the cut

magic for liars by sarah gailey

american gods by neil gaiman

the silver chair by cs lewis

lirael by garth nix

the return of the king by jrr tolkien

jonathan strange & mr norrell by susanna clarke

we are okay by nina la cour

house of hades by rick riordan

the magician king by lev grossman

assassin's quest by robin hobb

crooked kingdom by leigh bardugo

black leopard red wolf by marlon james

words of radiance by brandon sanderson

dracula by bram stoker

squire by tamora pierce

a swiftly tilting planet by madeline lengle

just ella by margaret haddix

wuthering heights by emily bronte

the sweet far thing by libra bray

ptolemys gate by jonathan stroud

[classicpalladium]

being a Hannibal fan is so stupid I’ll be in the shower listening to music imagining two grown men stab each other. girl get a grip

[classicpalladium]

artistic rendition

[uarmeimu]

artistic rendition 2.0

idk why i couldn't stop thinking about this post

[comicaurora]

I am not responsible for who I become when hyperfixating

[comicaurora]

I'd like to see YOUR dignity hold up when flooded by 2000% of your typical dopamine levels

[smittenskitten]

Two characters hold hands/hug/banter

Me: I hope they are gay

Brain: Not everyone has to be gay

me: i hope they are gay

[slimegargoyle]

pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones 

[literallymechanical]

Or, in a more generalized form, beware what thou do ironically, lest thou begin to do it ronically.

[obtusecrimes]

Started out as a bit, how did it end up like this

it was only a bit IT WAS ONLY A BIT

[lizardbros-deactivated20190210]

[diggly]

ITS THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN

[uarmeimu]

just had a thought,

it ends with us is about ending abusive cycles

naruto is also about ending abusive cycles

who depicted it better?

it ends with us

naruto

Voting ended onFeb 27, 2023

[walkingbomb]

reminder to:

straighten your back

go pee goddAMN IT STOP HOLDING IT

go take your meds if you need to

drink some water

go get a snack if you havent eaten in a while

maybe wander around the house/stretch a little if you’ve been sat at the computer a while (artists especially: sTRETCH THOSE WRISTS)

reply to that text/message from earlier you’d forgotten about

maybe send a nice lil message to someone having a bad day?

[mouthfullofsxnd]

I just would like to thank everyone who ever reblogs this so that it somehow ends up back on my dash because I usually need the reminder (especially the drinking water one)

[thewritingrealm]

If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.