honestly quarantine has just been a pit of stress

AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGHHHHH

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[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[jpnostalgia]

The day has come. This is the only day of the year you can post this

[omghotmemes]

Senpai says you’re welcome

[quintusbenedictus]

Reblogging again because I just realized that if I had this advice in high school I would’ve never made a tumblr account.

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

reblog this post with a cool animal species lets make a wholesome thread

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ok ill give a headstart:

i really like leopard seals 

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axolotls are p rad

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I LOVE THOSE

[iridiceae]

potoos look like muppets and i ove tem

[roachpatrol]

here’s a quokka it’s like someone decided to splice together a wallaby and a teddy bear they literally always look like a benevolent cartoon

i don’t think you can get more wholesome than that adorable lil seed-eating smiley face. they’re not even like dolphins, cute on the outside and evil on the inside. they’re herbivores about the size of a cat. there is nothing wrong with them. 

[spaceshipoftheseus]

The Springhaas, or “irl pikachu” as it is sometimes known, is basically a rat shaped like a bunny abruptly caught in the middle of trying to evolve into a kangaroo. This is why they tend to look startled.

[creaturesofnarrative]

This is a dik dik. They are tiny antelopes from southern and eastern Africa–seriously so smol. With teeny hooves and teeny horns and big soulful eyes. And the name is fun to say. It comes from the alarm call that the females make. They live together in monogamous pairs. 

[dragonnan]

Long Eared Jerboa

The adorable mash-up of a hamster, bunny, and kangaroo. Whiskers with no end, ears that put a fennec to shame, and adorability beyond measure!

[djbhfkjejieuihesowppw-deactivat]

bringing this back on your dashes

[dharmagun]

a sichuan takin bull and his daughter

often the color of donald trump’s hair and looking like a cross between a bison and a guinea pig, the takin is actually a bloody big goat-antelope. they have splendid noses, a natural smile, and share their habitat with pandas. which should be good enough for anyone.

[givemeunicorns]

This is an okapi. They are related to giraffe, can lick their own eyeballs and kind of always look like you just asked them for a ride to the airport but look at those ears and the little striped legs ~(*^*)~

[onebigyoush]

Chambered nautilus! A living fossil! I also love axolotl though.

Originally posted by montereybayaquarium

[ember-light]

A cinnamon bear! Actually a member of the black bear family, they’re one of the more calm species out there. We also have matching hair <3 Enjoy this one with a heart on its chest!

[hakuna-tit-tata]

Red pandas!

Originally posted by cutestuffco

[heroes-get-made-deactivated2022]

HIGHLAND COWS

[shootingstarpilot]

This is the most wholesome post on tumblr.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

I love echidnas

ESPECIALLY BABY ECHIDNAS

[dovahkulaas]

Fennec foxes!!

[supernachtkuchen]

I love all of these!

[wrenkly]

Capybaras! They’re the largest cavy species,(cavies are animals like guinea pigs) They’re BASICALLY a giant golden retriever in the skin of  guinea pig.

[percyhoneybee]

MANATEES

Originally posted by lovefloridauk

They’re just big lumps that float around the sea. They’re non-aggressive, non-territorial herbivores that spend most of their time sleeping or eating, or they might be socializing with other manatees or investigating interesting objects.

Best of all, as of this year they are no longer endangered!!

[tiny-pebble]

Maine coons!! So soft and friendly!!!

Look at these babies!!!

Majestic af!!! 

[louiselafantasma]

MANED WOLF. Basically what a fox would look like if it was a supermodel.

[xtoxictears]

Favourite post.

[this-is-nowherenearsparta]

@geekwiththeglasses

[actualhumancryptid]

Tawny Frogmouth “Owl” (not really an owl). I love these angry logs. Near my old house I used to be able to see them sleeping during the day (hence not an owl, who sleep in hollows), and they’d shoot me this intense rage-filled glare if I woke them. 

[darthputa]

Coati! They are native to my country of Panama and they are basically raccon, possum, civet, meerkat hyrbid aka an animal straight outta Avatar the Last Airbended

They come in blonde and red variations too :)

[callipygousbusiness]

This smol egg is called a pika

[tcfkag]

This is a baby South American Tapirs or Tapirus terrestris are unique for their stripes. It is also called Brazilian Tapir and is the second largest land mammal in South America next to the Baird’s Tapir.

Here’s a full grown one with it’s baby for reference.

And then there is the Malayan (or Asian) Tapir and it looks like a panda that mated with an anteater.

[kissa-bear]

Pangolins, or as I like to call them, Spikier Armadillos.

[c0ffincritter]

Dragon headed caterpillars! :D

[amtrax]

MANTA RAY

[zecoritheweirdone]

Bearded Dragons.

[super-nova2699]

Cornsnakes!!

[xxtc-96xx]

Kiwi bird! Running potatoes

[kerolunaticat]

Cacomixtle.

Fluffy tail, long ears, beautiful eyes, looks like a cat but is not a cat.

[sindri42]

Look at this beautiful flower:

[quietdoppelganger]

Malabar giant squirrels! (Also known as Indian giant squirrels) They’re purple and cream and are the size of a small cat!

[pleasant-canadians-music]

The platypus!

[mod2amaryllis]

a gharial!!! wtf do they expect do with that lil mouth!!!

[salvaation]

Harp seals!! Soft round boys!

They’re all baby.

[i-draws-dinosaurs]

Epaulette sharks!!! They’re a small species of shark that can ‘walk’ for short distances over land!

[reynaruina]

mole crickets are pretty dope in my opinion

[udjdbk]

Ranking DreamSMP characters by how likely I could beat them if I challenged them/they challenged me to a Weapon less, Armor less scrap. (I'm not factoring in stuff about the content creators only the actual characters)

PART ONE

These are people that I either have no reason to fight or I wouldn't fight/wouldn't accept a fight with me.

Ponk: I have no negative feelings towards Ponk. I wouldn't fight them.

Ghostbur: I would never fight Ghostbur. Not only is he made of only good things, but also he's incorporeal. You can't fistfight a fucking Ghost.

Eret: Is too cool to fight.

Purpled: Watched his joining Las Nevadas streams recently. Far too scary for me to approach for a fight.

BBH: Normal BBH probably wouldn't accept the fight, and I wouldn't want to be involved with anything to do with the egg so I wouldn't fight the EggBoy.

Glatt: Ghost. His corporeal self on the other hand.........

[udjdbk]

PART TWO

These new ones are the bitches who wouldn't stand a chance.

Dream: The only instance of dream beating someone without weapons he only did cause the other was starving. Even if he's semi decent without weapons I would still win by pure spite alone.

Shlatt: Little bitch. Wouldn't stand a chance.

Wilbur: Experienced with ranged weapons but not fisticuffs. Much taller than me has a disadvantage in agility.

Ranboo: Love him but honestly could not win a fistfight for his life. Tallness disadvantage. Would hesitate. Wouldn't resort to biting.

Fundy: Fox. Has weakness of TAIL. Tail gets stepped on and he's instantly down.

Sam: Height disadvantage. Spite advantage for me. What's he gonna do? Use redstone? Trident me? Oh wait. This is an unarmed battle. Even if he can do the creeper splodey thing at most it would result in a tie.

[udjdbk]

PART THREE

These are the bitches I can beat but I gotta be tricky about it.

Ninja: He got some chaos energy so he could probobly go decently feral in a scrap. But I could take him I'd I was tricky.

Philza: Good fighter but is old. Gotta take advantage of what weaknesses he has.

Sapnap: Pretty strong dude. I'd probobly have to do a lot of outmanuvering but I'm pretty sure I can beat him if a avoid his major attacks.

[udjdbk]

THE LONG AWAITED PART 4

It really depends

Karl: Actual time traveller. If he's fighting past me or a bitch-ass future version of me he stands a pretty good chance

Skeppy: I feel like I could beat him, he has beatable vibes. But is also a minor trickster god so idk.

Anfrost: seems like a good fighter. But I am well versed in cat weaknesses.

Hannah: Seems like she could win but has long hair. So in conclusion: ????

[udjdbk]

If you guys are at all interested in my dream smp and minecraft stuff go head over to @pompkinsmcbrainrot my new alt for mc stuff. I'll have art, headcannons, aus and mabye even discussions of potential fics I may make.

[udjdbk]

Ranking DreamSMP characters by how likely I could beat them if I challenged them/they challenged me to a Weapon less, Armor less scrap. (I'm not factoring in stuff about the content creators only the actual characters)

PART ONE

These are people that I either have no reason to fight or I wouldn't fight/wouldn't accept a fight with me.

Ponk: I have no negative feelings towards Ponk. I wouldn't fight them.

Ghostbur: I would never fight Ghostbur. Not only is he made of only good things, but also he's incorporeal. You can't fistfight a fucking Ghost.

Eret: Is too cool to fight.

Purpled: Watched his joining Las Nevadas streams recently. Far too scary for me to approach for a fight.

BBH: Normal BBH probably wouldn't accept the fight, and I wouldn't want to be involved with anything to do with the egg so I wouldn't fight the EggBoy.

Glatt: Ghost. His corporeal self on the other hand.........

[udjdbk]

PART TWO

These new ones are the bitches who wouldn't stand a chance.

Dream: The only instance of dream beating someone without weapons he only did cause the other was starving. Even if he's semi decent without weapons I would still win by pure spite alone.

Shlatt: Little bitch. Wouldn't stand a chance.

Wilbur: Experienced with ranged weapons but not fisticuffs. Much taller than me has a disadvantage in agility.

Ranboo: Love him but honestly could not win a fistfight for his life. Tallness disadvantage. Would hesitate. Wouldn't resort to biting.

Fundy: Fox. Has weakness of TAIL. Tail gets stepped on and he's instantly down.

Sam: Height disadvantage. Spite advantage for me. What's he gonna do? Use redstone? Trident me? Oh wait. This is an unarmed battle. Even if he can do the creeper splodey thing at most it would result in a tie.

[udjdbk]

PART THREE

These are the bitches I can beat but I gotta be tricky about it.

Ninja: He got some chaos energy so he could probobly go decently feral in a scrap. But I could take him I'd I was tricky.

Philza: Good fighter but is old. Gotta take advantage of what weaknesses he has.

Sapnap: Pretty strong dude. I'd probobly have to do a lot of outmanuvering but I'm pretty sure I can beat him if a avoid his major attacks.

[udjdbk]

Ranking DreamSMP characters by how likely I could beat them if I challenged them/they challenged me to a Weapon less, Armor less scrap. (I'm not factoring in stuff about the content creators only the actual characters)

PART ONE

These are people that I either have no reason to fight or I wouldn't fight/wouldn't accept a fight with me.

Ponk: I have no negative feelings towards Ponk. I wouldn't fight them.

Ghostbur: I would never fight Ghostbur. Not only is he made of only good things, but also he's incorporeal. You can't fistfight a fucking Ghost.

Eret: Is too cool to fight.

Purpled: Watched his joining Las Nevadas streams recently. Far too scary for me to approach for a fight.

BBH: Normal BBH probably wouldn't accept the fight, and I wouldn't want to be involved with anything to do with the egg so I wouldn't fight the EggBoy.

Glatt: Ghost. His corporeal self on the other hand.........

[udjdbk]

PART TWO

These new ones are the bitches who wouldn't stand a chance.

Dream: The only instance of dream beating someone without weapons he only did cause the other was starving. Even if he's semi decent without weapons I would still win by pure spite alone.

Shlatt: Little bitch. Wouldn't stand a chance.

Wilbur: Experienced with ranged weapons but not fisticuffs. Much taller than me has a disadvantage in agility.

Ranboo: Love him but honestly could not win a fistfight for his life. Tallness disadvantage. Would hesitate. Wouldn't resort to biting.

Fundy: Fox. Has weakness of TAIL. Tail gets stepped on and he's instantly down.

Sam: Height disadvantage. Spite advantage for me. What's he gonna do? Use redstone? Trident me? Oh wait. This is an unarmed battle. Even if he can do the creeper splodey thing at most it would result in a tie.

[udjdbk]

Ranking DreamSMP characters by how likely I could beat them if I challenged them/they challenged me to a Weapon less, Armor less scrap. (I'm not factoring in stuff about the content creators only the actual characters)

PART ONE

These are people that I either have no reason to fight or I wouldn't fight/wouldn't accept a fight with me.

Ponk: I have no negative feelings towards Ponk. I wouldn't fight them.

Ghostbur: I would never fight Ghostbur. Not only is he made of only good things, but also he's incorporeal. You can't fistfight a fucking Ghost.

Eret: Is too cool to fight.

Purpled: Watched his joining Las Nevadas streams recently. Far too scary for me to approach for a fight.

BBH: Normal BBH probably wouldn't accept the fight, and I wouldn't want to be involved with anything to do with the egg so I wouldn't fight the EggBoy.

Glatt: Ghost. His corporeal self on the other hand.........

Edit: other parts will be reblogged

[udjdbk]

Au where the Inbetween takes the form of Quakity and the Other Side takes the form of Sapnap in their own attempts to sway Karl to their side. (The Inbetween and the Other Side have not yet realized the other had the same idea as them.)

This could be either really funny or real angsty, which is fun.

Bonus points for them both being dressed in appropriately colored wedding regalia, so InB!Quakity is rocking the world's classiest wedding dress/wedding pantsuit(look it up) the whole time.

[udjdbk]

This is what I imagine their dynamic to be like.

[udjdbk]

Mr. Minecraft, craft me a mine~ do do do do-

[udjdbk]

The cover of a webcomic I'm gonna try make

Pitch: Runaway siblings Vex and Nick find a witch in the forest, and manage to annoy her onto teaching them magic.

[udjdbk]

Made (1) Gretchen Freasa(from @nachosforfree) in the style of a potential webcomic I'm working on.

[udjdbk]

Made a brand new alignment chart. Tag yourself I'm Arson Ace.

Edit: I am now calling this the be gay do crime alignment chart.

[thefluffmother]

Little quick and light kimono tutorial because I’m noticing a trend of weird things non-Japanese people do with them.

Bathrobes =/= Kimonos

Kimonos aren’t sacred. They’re for everyone. Just practice drawing them, use tons of refs, be respectful, and have fun. There’s also tons of other types of traditional clothes you can mess around with. Research is your best friend

[udjdbk]

I have a confession-