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[unbreakmyhead]

I’ve abandoned this account so follow my new tumblr @shlubbiehubbie if you want :]

[cosmovain]

how is it mario day and no one posted the essay

[cosmovain]

[darkcomedies]

still believe that one of the greatest bits of all time was on January 6th, 2021 when. well. you know. and twitter was understandably an echo chamber of panic and fear and Justin McElroy just tweeted a selfie with a filter that was like “have a delicious national spaghetti day” followed by 3 tweets that were like “fuck. i’m sorry. i don’t know how to delete scheduled posts” and as i type this two years later i’m laughing

[darkcomedies]

a belated delicious national spaghetti day to you all

[apjvff]

promise me you'll stay on this site for 10 more years okay?

[inthemidstofbuddie]

congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️

[sawtrap]

Click here & whatever Pokemon you get is now your new favorite no matter what!

No rerolling unless you get a pkmn you're already obsessed with! Do you like your new favorite? 😌

[emotion-deluxe]

No offense but where are the male porn bots

[calellon]

..and where are all the gods?

[tokentrans]

where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?

[laylamva]

Isn’t there a white guy to clutter up my feed?

[glassmirrormask]

Late at night I scroll and I block and I dream of what I need

[sarakouda]

I need a manwhore! 💥💥💥💥

[emotion-deluxe]

Can someone PLEASE answer my question

[tonysbabe29]

Jazz Song of the Day 4/13/23

A String of Pearls by Glenn Miller and His Orchestra

[faketype]

hedgehog stew

[zeroblogshere]

HEDGEHOG STEWSDAY

[nedlittle]

genuinely i think it's important for adults, especially in the plague times, to play pretend in our day-to-day lives. when i rub my back down with tiger balm so i can sleep without pain, i imagine i am a valiant knight tending to an old injury i received from a dragon. when i go to the store to pick up eggs and milk, i am a lone cowboy riding into town on a mission. when i turn my collar up against the wind i am a femme fatale who's killed 4 husbands and is scoping out a 5th. when i stomp around in the snow i am a doomed polar explorer. if being a little bit silly about my walk to the pharmacy helps me remember that life can be full of joy and whimsy, then so be it.

[kittychan-sings-enka]

presented without commentary or apology

[tariqah]

Why OP

[adulthoodisokay]

slam that fucking unmute button

[danielledreamsthedayaway]

🙌💛🙆

[danasn0wc4t]

“I know I’ve heard this before. Is this from an anime or someth-OH FUCK!”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aquilacalvitium]

Nope. This can only be posted on Wednesday March 22nd. So I’m gonna schedule it.

(This was scheduled back in 2019 btw. Hi, future!)

[eldest-sibling-tournament]

Eldest Sibling Tournament — Round 1, Part 1

Itachi Uchiha (Naruto) vs Wirt (Over the Garden Wall)

Itachi Uchiha

Wirt

Voting ended onMar 18, 2023

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[eleftheriatic]

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

[ubercream]

It’s also the day Marty McFly’s dad is murdered in the bad timeline

[hurgler-blog]

wow this is just a bad date in fiction

[veeranger]

It’s the fucking Ides of March people. Todays the day Julius Caesar was stabbed like 23 times

[ankle-beez]

GIVE IT UP FOR DAY 15

[zero1infinity]

[tsukiyamas]

why does this have 32k notes? it’s just a picture of a knife in a ranch bottle, is there some unspoken joke that 32 thousand people share? what is going on here, i dont get it. it’s just a fucking picture of a knife in a ranch bottle. is there some spiritual connection people have to this picture? is there some ominous and mystical reasoning that this has 32 thousand notes? do people reblog this because it makes them look like some indie blogger? or is there just something funny to this? someone please explain

[diggly]

no one tell him

[analyticalsenshi]

Scheduling this to post on March 15 because it needs to happen.

[cannon-fannon]

March 15 again and here we go…

[rinrinlovee]

march fifteenth

[holymolyhotcannoli]

The fifteenth of March

[youareextremelyfuckinselfishdie]

day 15!!

[wwhenthepawn]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[astraldemise]

i genuinely did not remember how fucked up the plot of robots (2005) was like. rich robot capitalists stop manufacturing certain parts to cause poor robots to become obsolete so they can be melted down and their metal remains used to create more high end products in the name of profit like wow thats genuinely horrifying for a movie whos target audience was mainly 8 year olds

[astraldemise]

this is the same movie that has a character with an ass thats twice the size of her body

[urbanism]

And it was a cinematic masterpiece

[astraldemise]

and it was a cinematic masterpiece