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24 and over it - slightly nsfw - spoilers - asshole free blog

[glittertome-blog]

dont talk to me or my 47 moodswings ever again

[cutecipher]

science has always been political. what gets studied. what doesnt. who gets to do the studying. on and on and on.

[cutecipher]

scientists on this post: yuuuup 👍

people who aren't scientists: um actually ☝️

[boringkate]

*Google searches "thank you meaning" before saying "thank you" just in case I've been mistaken about it this whole time*

[jovialgnomejpeg]

i saw a man at work the other day wearing a shirt that said "i was normal 2 pomeranians ago" with pictures of his pomeranians on it. important to note he had his pomeranians in his cart

[jovialgnomejpeg]

artists rendition (i forgot to add the poms on his shirt but you get the gist)

[respectissexy]

Every time someone makes an artist's rendition of a weird little guy they saw in public instead of recording them without consent, an angel gets it's wings.

[jovialgnomejpeg]

hello everyone i saw another old man with custom dog merch today at the grocery store. new artists rendition dropped

[marinella-ela]

[photozoi]

Site Supervisor

[gingerhastoomanyobsessions]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Real sound! No stupid music! You can hear it say moo!

[shimmervee]

be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight

[statelywingmanor]

You can leave as many cookies as you want but he’ll only et two

[shimmervee]

this remains the funniest addition anyone’s made to one of my posts

[mono-lithical]

shapes.inc wishes it could have this kind of quality

[redfoxraccoon]

[maniakminis]

quit your job

join my band of mercenaries

[notactuallyherefor]

How's the dental?

[maniakminis]

you can have all the teeth you can carry

[gleerant]

if you ever find yourself thinking “wow I scraped the bottom of the barrel with my energy with that and came out okay!” that’s the devil talking. you did not come out okay. you borrowed energy from the future. you will repay it if you don’t rest and replenish the borrowed energy first.

[gleerant]

this one took off quickly - are you guys ok

[wizard-of-interesting-failure]

WIZARD PSA: Chronomancy might be weird and confusing, but one of the few solid rules of the discipline is keep your promises. Time is a library, and you don't want to meet the librarian.

[selineabanto]

sword bf 💜⚔️

[sl-newsie]

Normal people: look up an actor to see what other shows they've been in

Me: sees a hot character and immediately researches for fanfiction about them

It's an instinct now.

[fictionworlds]

Bro… I feel so called out 😂

[jammatown919]

The American one

[ikimaru]

so Bobby has a shirt of the girls but consider the girls having a Bobby shirt ✨

[were--ralph]

[darkshrimpemotions]

Crucial to understanding the gender politics of Dracula is that when the men exclude Mina to protect her they are WRONG. They are manifestly wrong according to the text and it isn't ambiguous. Jonathan dislikes hiding things from Mina. It isn't natural to their relationship, which has always been one of equal partners. Mina hates it and is distressed by it. Once again Van Helsing and Jack are smugly sure it's the right thing to do, having learned nothing from Lucy's fate.

Everyone is all "I suppose we must play our gender roles as god intended" but the narrative lets us know this is a bad idea because it almost dooms them all. Dracula gets to Mina because they shut her out, even after it was her studiousness and thoughtfulness that brought them well over half the vital information they have. And they would not have defeated him without her. If he had killed her before they realized what he was doing, they would all have been doomed. They were a hair's breadth from losing everything due to their insistence on treating Mina like a helpless baby for just a few days. As it was, they lost plenty for taking so long to cut it the fuck out.

[consultingfujoshi]

is Andrew Garfield actually gay or is he just like really really extra about his allyship

mr garfield what the fuck does this mean

Garfield’s straight until he’s horny

[closetedguyy]

Can you not just say Garfield please

[trochaic-mutant-ninja-tetrameter]

🎶Please don’t just say “Garfield”! Extra ally!🎵