If it is Your Wish, I will Follow You Everywhere

I find life quite amusing. And I love to make people smile and laugh. So this is my blog, if you can even call it that. Anyway its basically an assemblage of Pokemon, food, Disney, anime and whatever else I find amusing so sit back and strap in!

[rainbow-femme]

The three kinds of bird species name

1. God’s Specialist Little Boy

2. Hot Breasted Milf

3. Grey Bird With Brown Head

4. Walter’s Fingernail

[rainbow-femme]

[tikkety-tok]

The devil works hard but that zipper working harder 😂🤩

[moki-dokie]

It is a scientific fact that dresses make everyone look fine as fuck

[sheepdoglamb-deactivated2026020]

Finished boarding a take on the 2016 pilot from Bluey~

[veryfalsedocuments]

the new park by my house has some interesting features

[spamaohno]

real ones know why looking at this image immediately fills you with dread

[astraltrickster]

#okay whats funny is that in singapore there was a park with stones like this and it was person shaped so i jokingly#went in yknow and holy fucking shit i got stuck so bad i almost started crying n i was panicking but i didnt want to look#like a fucking idiot in a normally serene park so i just squiggled around until i eventually got lose and im never#doin that shit again#so imagine my fear when i found out there was a junjo ito comic with that exact premise. lmao. lmfao#i had a panic attack 💀💀💀

(Via @kunikyuzushi)

oh NO–

[escuerzoresucitado]

[funshinebf]

there is so much fucking happening here

[theskedaddling]

[dinosaurplanet]

*BLEEP*

[aerix-spades]

[winemom-culture]

[donpa2483]

"Go ahead, choose your Howl."

I just found out that I never posted them here, but my Instagram account was disabled, so why not? Hope you guys like it!

[penny-anna]

hot take: 

Gloin is the sexiest dwarf by dwarf standards.

Kili is the sexiest dwarf by elf standards.

Thorin is the sexiest dwarf by human standards

& Bombur is the sexiest dwarf by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

#ITS TRUE AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT #(ALSO THORIN AND KILI BEING ‘UGLY’ BY DWARF STANDARDS IS AMUSING CONTENT)

further take: Kili is straight-up ugly by dwarf standards. Thorin is like, the dwarf equivalent of Benedict Cumberbatch. Some dwarves think he’s an absolutely dreamboat, others think he is super weird looking, there’s very little middle ground.

[kayla-bird-deactivated20190505]

omg now i’m like. what does this make frodo by hobbit standards

[penny-anna]

by hobbit standards, I’m afraid Frodo is probably. not conventionally attractive at all.

[femmefaramir]

Frodo is the sexiest hobbit by elf standards

[stinkylittlegnome]

@femmefaramir this is some fucking galaxy brain level tags and im crying out of sheer horror

[headspace-hotel]

Every day, against my will, the LOTR fandom makes posts.

[tamaharu]

these days, every link is just a few typos away from leading to catboy kyoya. so watch out.

[birthdaysongs]

i think a lot of the magic of this shithole website actually comes from the fact that the search feature is completely useless… like the fact that you quite literally cannot search for a post even if you type it in word for word means that all the classic, beloved, and infamous posts are these ephemeral things that only come around every so often and can only be found organically when they happen to make it to your dash like a flock of rare migratory birds

[jdididydog]

*types exact wording of a post*

search function:

[ampervadasz]

Not good

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

oh the things I do for luv………

[passionpeachy-deactivated202312]

eggplant courage.......................

[whitepeopletwitter]

[giddy-goblin]

SEND

your child to the

INTERNET DUNGEON

for ill manners

[dekoi2501post]

[supersmashbrosheritageposts]

Super Smash Bros. Heritage Post

[seriousfic]

We’re so lucky they filmed Lord of the Rings when they did. Twenty years later, they would’ve had Viggo Mortensen riding a green bike that they CGI into a horse because that’s better for some reason.

This simple feeling… is beyond Disney’s comprehension.

[seldo]

Kids, kids. Are you telling me you think they didn’t use CGI in Lord of the Rings? One of the characters is entirely mo-cap and CGI! It has dragons and mammoths, and I promise they didn’t really build gigantic statues to sail boats through.

[earthhly]

no, people are not saying they didn’t cgi the dragons they’re saying lotr used real horses unlike the above example of editing in a dog where they might have held an actual dog.

[lady-wildflower]

Exactly. LOTR was a masterpiece in balancing CG and practical effects, they didn’t overuse CG. That didn’t mean they didn’t use it, it means that when practical was better, they used practical. When LOTR used CG, it was because it could not be done at the time with practical effects; you just can’t make someone look like Gollum without making their suit and prosthetics impossible to act in. This was before motion capture, they had to animate Gollum BY HAND using Andy Serkis as a reference. Four tusked elephants with tiny people walking around on them aren’t exactly on sale, nor are fell beasts.

Isengard and Orthanc? Bigature (miniature but like, the size of a tennis court). Minas Tirith? Bigature. Helm’s Deep, the Black Gate, Barad-dur, Minas Morgul, Osgiliath, even elements of Lothlorien, Moria, and the Grey Havens? BIGATURES. Hobbits and Gandalf in one shot? Almost always tricks of perspective with, for example, a table set that was made in 3 pieces to move and make you think Tiny Elijah Wood™ was sitting at the same table as Giant Ian McKellan™, not greenscreen. They literally went so far as to make the Hobbits’ clothes (on the taller actors, not their little stunt doubles) with thicker thread to make their smallness look real.

Those statues, the Gates of Argonath? CG. The gorge and the boats? Real.

But the thing about the top example with the dog? They’re doing it because CG is less expensive because animal handlers have unions, while CG artists don’t and work in sweatshop conditions.

[amuseoffyre]

Regarding the “giant statues to sail boats through” especially, it was such a clever work of blending bigatures and real river exteriors filmed near Queenstown with actors/stunt doubles/scale doubles in the boats.

This is Richard Taylor with the bigature for a sense of scale from the behind the scenes special features (ngl, I want them to frame my front door) :

And this is what it looked like with all the lighting and framing put in place, with bluescreens to add background and foreground digitally:

And the gorge they transposed it over:

And the final result with the transposed river and sky and matched up colour-grading:

There is so much detail on the bigatures as well, that they incorporated the concept that the statues were only carved out of the cliffsides to a point, but that they constructed a quarry and cut the rock to build the rest. The bigatures actually include the worn down and aged remains of the quarry.

Definitely not the same as pasting on a dog for budget reasons.

[thefloatingstone]

Reminder that ALL these parts of film production have unions that demand proper pay and safety. Except… one. the CG department doesn’t have a union and as a result are run like sweatshops for pennies. Just FYI