Unresolvednothing

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[glumshoe]

Lucy Lawless was not a particularly burly woman, but somehow she made Xena seem like a fucking tank and I don’t understand how.

[glumshoe]

Don’t get me wrong—she was strong, and certainly not a waif, but more than almost any other female superhero actress I’ve ever seen, Lucy Lawless exuded physical power and weight that I actually believed (when she wasn’t somersaulting in front of a ridiculous greenscreen).

[argumate]

that’s a damn good point

[ms-demeanor]

INTENSE FACIAL EXPRESSIONS

COSTUME EMPHASIZING BREADTH OF SHOULDERS

THEM THIGHS

WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS ABOUT HOLY SHIT

JAWLINE

EVERYTHING. ALL OF IT. I DON’T KNOW I’M JUST FEELING EXCEPTIONALLY WARM RIGHT NOW.

I LOVE HER

[dee-the-red-witch]

This is because the tank is not concerned with muscle or endurance. Tank is purely a matter of 60% attitude, 30% mindset, and 110% fuckaroundandfindout.

[nehirose]

I've also seen another version of the commentary on this post speculating that she was also SHOT like male action star at the time - which has nothing to do with size, but with posture and staging and yes, attitude. 😊

[3liza]

it's easy to forget this in 2021, the year of the filler, the ass implant, and the BBL, but at the time Xena was on tv she was literally larger than most other tv actresses and certainly more muscular. Lucy Lawless was 5'10" with visible biceps in the same era that every cast member of Friends had an active eating disorder

i mean shit was pretty dire

the most popular porn actress in the world at the time, Jenna Jamison, has spoken and written extensively about her anorexia. 20 years later the awareness of this heroin chic culture is almost gone for everyone younger than 30 which is probably for the best but it really bears keeping in mind just how fast body norms have changed. i mean callista flockhart was just on tv looking like that and all the articles were like "is she too thin? no it's fine she's just an Audrey Hepburn type :)" and it did turn out she also had a pretty bad eating disorder. Fiona apple. the Olsen twins. Pam Andersen. Anna Nicole was considered chubby! the list goes on and on. so at the time 5'10" and idk, 130-160lbs on lawless was gigantic in American television and contributed heavily to the shows outsider status as well as its queer status. because lawless was considered to be possessed of an outré beauty at the time, not designed to appeal to the hetero mainstream. it was a bizarre period of body culture. I'm the same size and shape I've always been and at the turn of the century i was considered to have a larger than mainstream acceptable ass. now it's considered flat. i weigh the same!

[dailybuckybarnes]

SERGEANT JAMES BUCHANAN “BUCKY” BARNES Marvel Cinematic Universe | 2011— Portrayed by Sebastian Stan

[anakintrashblog]

[skankplisskenmoved]

[science-fiction-is-real]

[callousisms-blog]

[charlottec21]

[quetzalpali]

[watergirl1996]

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

[klubbhead]

[above-average-gravy-deactivated]

This is the best thing I have ever seen

[klubbhead]

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

@klubbhead You used a cinnamon roll for Rey and not Leia?

[klubbhead]

[sculptingsuccess]

Dam it it got better

[klubbhead]

[nunyabizni]

S T O P

[uhnkass-blog]

@klubbhead

Do Darth Maul next!

[klubbhead]

[rebeccafultz-blog]

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

[klubbhead]

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

[thej-key]

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

[nexar-k]

[tht-lesbian-fangirl]

ENOUGH

[klubbhead]

NO

😬

[friendly-neighborhood-ehrhardt]

do grand moff tarkin.

[klubbhead]

[maskofprime-moved-3-18-2018]

[fatalis-black]

The last one got me.

[slyfoxxflyfoxx]

Can somebody to Han

[space-trash-princess]

[pillsofpinktrash-blog]

IT KEEPS GETTING BETTER

[doggiez101]

Oh my gosh this is getting out of hand

[blue-pixiedust]

[romantasyrabbittrail]

That last one is perfection. Let it end here.

[hope-lives-in-the-galaxy]

And the porgs? ;)

[hope-lives-in-the-galaxy]

[luckycavy117]

[ace-pervert]

FUCK YOU!!!!

[klubbhead]

Jesus Christ. It’s almost at 1million notes lol.

[lostodosblancos]

@coupdefoudreylo @daxcat79 @littlemanicmonday @the-reylo-void it somehow got better

[galactic-kosher-ace]

This post is the bane of my existence 😂 it keeps getting longer…!

[unresolvednothing]

Do you know the sterek ao3 fic where stiles presents as an omega and gets taken by the government to be the omega in dereks military group thing?

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[kynikeyy]

The many facial expressions of Alexander Lightwood, Shadowhunter

[hoechloin]

[dylan-obrien-gifs]

Dylan O'Brien as Heinrich Treadway

Infinite (2021)

[wheredidhiseyebrowsgo]

Stiles is captured and held in a warehouse/meat locker place. The door isn't locked and there's a hallway that he needs to get through to escape. He keeps trying and getting caught. He has his phone but no signal, if he gets far enough he can call someone, so he eventually does and calls Derek. I think there might have been a bad friend scott theme in this one. The pack comes and Derek and Stiles are caught, they were drugging Stiles and now Derek, they're needed for a ritual. Thanks so much!

Hi @unresolvednotions-blog! @iwishsherlockisatimelord found this one!

Ain't Enough Hours (In My Day) by operationhades

(5/5 I 43,390 I Mature I Sterek)

“I'm going to kill you Derek,” Stiles hissed instead, staring down at the bite mark on his dad's shoulder. “I'm going to murder you, castrate you, put you to sleep, even!” Or, the one where the Sheriff gets attacked by the alpha's, gets bitten by Derek, and consequently finally finds out about 'the whole truth'. And Stiles is freaking pissed and secretly afraid like fuck, because hey, who isn't a little bit damaged here?

[evelynortiz67]

PAPA STILINSKI

I JUST REALIZED THAT IT IS PAINFUL FOR ME TO READ FICS WHERE PAPA STILINSKI IS NOT NAMED JOHN… 

LIKE I JUST HISS AT THE COMPUTER AND WHISPER TO MYSELF

“HIS NAME IS JOHN” *hisses*

CAN’T WE ALL AGREE THAT HIS NAME IS JOHN??!?

THAT IS ALL……

[cuppachar]

I thought I was the only one, lol. I’m pathologically incapable of accepting it to be anything other than John

[unresolvednothing]

Looking for Fic

Teen Wolf

Stiles is captured and being held in a warehouse/meat locker type place. The door isn't locked and there's a hallway that he needs to get through to escape. He keeps trying and getting caught. He has his phone but no signal, but if he gets far enough he can call someone, so he eventually does and calls Derek. I think there might have been a bad friend!scott theme in this one. Stiles gives Derek just enough info to find him, the whole pack is looking for him, but I think Lydia and Peter? (maybe) figure it out. They arrive but it's too late, the people holding Stiles take him in a van/truck/thing and Derek either jumps in and they drug him or something like that. Both of them are drugged now that I think about it. They take them to a cabin and it's a woman that's captured them, and I think they want to use them for some full moon ritual/sacrifice/spell or something, but I can't remember anything after that.

[iguanamouth]

Can you draw a tiny lizard dragon that secretly hoards pennies?

[nightkunoichi-deactivated202111]

I will never not reblog this little cutie

[the-affectionate-boy]

This is pretty adorable, I wonder f this little bugger takes my socks too?.

[boo-ni]

He does take your socks. And he loves them. Very warm.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

disney looked at the success of maleficent and thought audiences really wanted shot-for-shot live-action retellings of existing disney movies and/or villains with tragic backstories, when the success of maleficent really was down to two things:

a well-crafted version of sleeping beauty that was still recognizable as sleeping beauty, but with enough deviations that it felt like a new story, complete with worldbuilding/lore and a very sweet and realistic mother/daughter relationship between maleficent and aurora, and

sexy bird man

[helpimstuckinafandom]

If the CW Powerpuff Girls script counts as legitimate script writing, than you should never be afraid to put your work out there. Write that book. Write that script. Write that fic. I guarantee that whatever you write is nowhere near as terrible as that dumpster fire.

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.

I spent like two? Three? Entire weeks with this sitting in my askbox and I just. I got nothing. What could I possibly answer? I tried all the “nope” gifs in this god forsaken website, I tried to draw what my face looks like every time I read this, I tried to find fanart of jar jar with his wang out and the universe was kind enough to me so that I couldn’t find any. I got nothing. Nada. Abso-fucking-lutely nothing. What am I gonna say? What in god’s name am I gonna say to that?!

You see, I wanna fuck general grievous. I do. I want him use all his four arms to simultaneously pull both my arms back and touch my tits as he fucks me with his mecha-schlong. I do. I wanna fuck darth Maul, pre-legs cut off or post metal legs+metal dick enhancement. I wanna lick those horns. Okay? I wanna fuck darth vader. Boy, oh, boy, I do. I wanna hear that hard breathing and wrap my legs over that dramatic cape while he force-chokes me and we do the do. Am I a weird robot-fucker? You bet your ass I am! Am I a tad too much on the horny side? Probably. Did I extrapolate my right to be horny on main? Fucking sue me. But this. THIS.

How do you want me to face my family and all the three (3) friends I have irl? How do you want me to walk into an elevator with a bunch of strangers and when an old lady says “the weather has been a little hot lately, isn’t it weird?” just to do small talk like every fucking old people I don’t know do, how do you expect me not to answer her with “y’know what’s weirder, someone at this very moment is thinking about Jar Jar Binks going balls-deep in them and I cannot talk about this to anyone and the knowledge of this? it’s eating me alive. ALIVE, ma’am, and I don’t mean this as some sick vore reference. Someone’s dreaming of those popped-up eyes, of that weird high-pitched voice screaming MEESA COMING while they’re filled up by Jar Jar Bink’s thick seed, and I’m just standing here while this very notion rots me to the core, taking all life away from me. It’s a nightmare. My entire life, a nightmare, because of an anon message from a horny jar jar fucker on tumblr. This is my floor now, ma’am, have a good day”

I leave the elevator. I probably have an appointment, but I can’t remember where, or what for. I sit down on the floor by the elevator doors. I sob for a full minute. I take the elevator back downstairs, I walk home, I collapse in bed and rub one out thinking of darth vader. I feel better.

Five minutes later, I think about this ask again, and my whole world collapses again. It’s only Tuesday. I sigh heavily and sit down to write this reply.-

Edit: a lot of this is exaggeration. Some of it is true. You get to pick what exactly.

[letitrainathousandflames-archive]

The simple thought that the jar jar anon exists in the same world as we do gives me shivers. I bet that if I look upon them, whoever they are, I will die instantly.

[letitrainathousandflames]

Replies hall of fame

+ bonus (someone that should be feared):

[kaijutegu]

I’m sure that somebody has probably pointed it out already, but there is officially published material in one of the art books of naked Jar Jar, and he’s like a Ken Doll down there:

[manlybutterflys]

@kaijutegu ever heard of a cloaca? Jar jar is a reptile.

[kaijutegu]

Nope, Gungans are amphibians! Amphibians, while in possession of a cloaca, are not in possession of dicks. They just don’t work that way. When amphibians reproduce, they do something called a cloacal kiss, where the male ejects sperm directly into the female. Tailed frogs do have an extendible cloaca that can help propel the sperm into the other cloaca, and sometimes it comes out in packets, but amphibians have no penises. Jar Jar is packing absolutely nothing.

Also, having a cloaca doesn’t necessarily mean you don’t have a dick. Lizards have two dicks tucked up inside their cloacas. But amphibians just don’t work that way. Frogs, salamanders, Gungans? Dickless wonders the lot of ‘em.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

There goes anon’s hopes and dreams

[catgirlforeskin]

more importantly, why would even want Jar Jar to have a dick when we’ve seen their tongue game in such excruciating detail in the films? I’m a lesbian and am repulsed by men and even I’d consider getting cleaned out by it

[rulerofdumbassery]

What the absolute fuck did I read? I just woke up, and I get hit with a jar jar dick debate….

[hearteyes-wheeler]

You ever read a fanfiction so, so fucking good that when you're done reading it, you're kinda disoriented? Like the place you were reading it in seems unfamiliar because the story sucked you into the fucking fifth dimension with how good it was? Unparalleled feeling.

Fanfic writers are an absolute gift to humanity.

[unresolvednothing]

Looking for Fic

Teen Wolf

Stiles is captured and being held in a warehouse/meat locker type place. The door isn't locked and there's a hallway that he needs to get through to escape. He keeps trying and getting caught. He has his phone but no signal, but if he gets far enough he can call someone, so he eventually does and calls Derek. I think there might have been a bad friend!scott theme in this one. Stiles gives Derek just enough info to find him, the whole pack is looking for him, but I think Lydia and Peter? (maybe) figure it out. They arrive but it's too late, the people holding Stiles take him in a van/truck/thing and Derek either jumps in and they drug him or something like that. Both of them are drugged now that I think about it. They take them to a cabin and it's a woman that's captured them, and I think they want to use them for some full moon ritual/sacrifice/spell or something, but I can't remember anything after that.

[lonewolfed-deactivated20160722]

Teen Wolf - STEREK AU - kidfic AU

Derek leaves on pack business to New York. He has to deal with loads of supernatural crap, bullshitting alphas, stray omegas. But there’s someone waiting for him to get back home.

Two someones, actually.