I thought this was a het couple and then she turned her head. Like really just gets better and better
I want this 🥺
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I thought this was a het couple and then she turned her head. Like really just gets better and better
I want this 🥺
A controversial theory: Worm on a string are furby larvae
Easily the best audio post I’ve ever made
Guys lemme tell you bout this thing
To give you perspective , I dont really feel my legs unless I’ve worked out for at least five minutes and it’s been like this for a couple years now so when the first couple seconds popped up I was like “yoo this kinda sounds good? Familiar?” Then THAT shift happened and istg I could feel all of my limbs and they all were screaming at me with the fight or flight response. Freaked me the fuck out man but good song
come listen to my song, it will tear off your fucking legs
“Oh, your song slaps? That’s cute. This one amputates.”
if i had my soul it’d escaped at this
Opposite of the original song, no contagious dancing, only paralyzing fear.
dragged this mp3 file out of a fuckin swamp
i expected to get fucking rickrolled. this is worse.
Look, I don’t know if there’s such a thing as the opposite of an ASMR video, but this EXTREMELY CURSED OBJECT is it, I was curled into a ball wracked by horrified shivers.
stopped it 20 seconds in, my bones felt as if they were rotting from within
Magnificently unwholesome. Like the bubbling of the damned.
I’M DEAD
Fun fact: if you know your feline body language, you’ll notice that the lynx is deferring to the housecat. As far as these two are concerned, the housecat is the higher-ranking cat.
OH MY GOSH
It’s because the cat is that lynx’s mom
BIG STRONG DAUGHTER
I’m not crying, you’re crying 😭
so
we have this app called toogoodtogo where restaurants/cafes/bakeries/hotels and so on sell their leftovers for really cheap to reduce foodwaste
i got all of this for €4 from starbucks
bless
The America version is called FoodForAll
I love TooGoodToGo all of this sushi cost me £3.50 (the chinese food cost me £3.59)
YOOOOOOO, they’re formalizing this?!?!
I used to do community service at a community breakfast, we’d go to the local Safeway and get all their stale bread, the local bakery for their stale baked goods and whatnot.
They throw away so much food it’s ridiculous, I’m glad someone finally created a program like this!
The American app isn’t available everywhere but if you’re broke in NY or Boston, check it out!
The US app logo currently looks like this and was last updated 3 weeks ago (as of January 25th 2020)
TooGoodToGo is available in many European countries, including the UK, much of Scandinavia, Germany, Austria, Switzerland, France, Belgium, the Netherlands, Poland, Italy and the Iberian peninsula.
Good work guys
it’s 7 am…. good morning everypony
I don‘t get it
This is the best Thing I’ve seen today. 😂
How do you know Hannibal? One could argue, intimately.
what if 😳 what if my b 😳 what if my back didnt hurt 😳
What vets do behind closed doors
i was so afraid i was going to scroll and it was going to be bad. i feel way better
Can confirm.
Me: *surrenders tiny corgi puppy to vet tech who takes him to the back room for routine shots*
Me: *waits nervously* Oh no, they found something really bad
Vet tech: *returns with puppy*
Me: is hE OKAY
Vet tech: Oh! Yeah! He’s great! He did great!
Me: Oh thank God, I was getting really worried.
Vet tech: …
Vet tech: We had to let everyone pet him
I could use that.
the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection
I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.
you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top
I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened
Dytto - “Barbie Girl” Dance
Holy fuck watch this
I am very drunk and listening to toto’s Africa
I’m thinking about watching Charlie and the chocolate factory, but the one from the 1970s where gene wilder is giving off heavy ‘fuck them kids’ energy and the lighting makes it look like the Great Depression
The newer Johnny Depp one sucked because he cared about their lives way too much and also had that haircut.
I don’t need a background story about a dentist dad to relate to willy wonka, I just need him to have crazy eyes okay, I am but a simple girl with simple needs
The trickster god energy Gene Wilder gives off vs the Kooky Entrepeneur energy Johnny Depp gives off.
Exactly!!!!!
Nothing in the Johnny Depp one can match the dangerous authoritarian energy of what Gene Wilder is doing with his cane in this scene alone
the manic control of how he makes them walk down the stairs.
“if you want to view paradise, simply look around and view it” he says after nearly savagely kneecapping an 11 year old girl for trying to view it
this movie is incredible
I’ve never seen this movie so I just experienced this for the first time and it terrifies me. The absolute boredom in his eyes combined with the mischief of his body language and the glittery, airy, detached way he sings the most pleasant, poetic words.
Nope.
this is a man trying to get rid of his horrifically unsafe factory the year before OSHA began
This is quite frankly the funniest comment on this post