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Me: *has 4 art projects due tomorrow*

My mum: are you gonna eat?

Me:no:/

My mum: are you gonna sleep?

Me: *laughs manically*

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Who here knows how to dismantle a camera? Or turn it of without access to the system?

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Do you ever just…

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Remember the start of the first book when everything was ok?

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[lavender-laney]

now obsessed with the idea of appalachian faeries

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Faeries that use South African slang!!!

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Does anyone know where I can read some good fanfics about some dead gay wizards from the 90’s?

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How sibling-less writers think siblings greet each other:

How we actually greet each other:

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Happy pride🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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My big brother wishing me happy pride is amazing😂🏳️‍🌈

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I swear I’m not a killer!

But…

How long would it take someone to bleed out if they were stabbed in the kidney?

[beastkeeper91]

Spread love instead of hate!!!!

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Do baby centaurs suckle from the human or horse nipples tho?

Human nipples

Centaur nipples

Voting ended onJun 4, 2023

[pukicho]

elect me president and I promise to kill you horribly 

[ssouppp]

you prommy????? 🥺🥺😅🫨👍

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Vote for pukicho!

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Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats.

Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically chosen places so that Umbridge will come across her.

Umbridge takes the cat back to her office and feeds it a little saucer of milk. The cat starts coming back to Umbridge's office around the same time every night, until eventually

Umbridge gets into a little routine of setting out a saucer of milk for the cat before bed.

McGonagall now has all the best secrets on Umbridge, all of the results of the evaluations, and most importantly, is in a perfect position to spy on the ministry for the Order of the Phoenix.

All because Umbridge is obsessed with cats.

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Whatever you do, don't think about the new Muggleborn 1st years wondering why so many of the ghosts are teenagers in modern day clothing and why so many people like to pet the air and they wonder if that's some kind of magic custom or something and not realizing that they are all petting the thestrals

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The difference between me and my gf in one image

Dog: her

Cat: me

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You know something I find interesting?

How when people meat a dog and be all like “He’s so cute!!”

And the owner responds with something like “actually, she’s a girl…”

Then the person will IMMEDIATELY apologize and use the correct pronouns.

So the point of this is,

Why can’t people do this with other people?

Like if it’s so easy do do it for a DOG why can’t they do it for trans or nonbinary people as well?

What’s so hard?!