Quite Simply, Nerds

I'm pretty much just fandom trash at this point.... I also love theatre because sm life. Also, sjw ftw because everyone deserves to be seen as a person and allowed to live and love as they please. 22, bisexual, cis female ♡

[thetrippytrip]

I love this campaign. All members of the LGBT community deserve to feel safe and that includes senior citizens

[livelegatolagrange-deactivated2]

This is beyond amazing.

[ftafp]

Fun fact! According to folklorists, all myths, fairy tales and nursery rhymes that are about some dude named Jack are talking about the same guy

What this means is, that ever single one of the following

Jack Be Nimble (who jumped over burning candles for fun)

Jack the Giant Killer (who sold his cows for magic beans then robbed and killed a giant)

Stingy Jack (who tricked the devil so many times he was banned from both afterlives)

Jack of Jack and Jill (who splattered his head open falling down a hill)

Jack o’ Lantern (the headless horseman spirit of halloween)

Jack Frost (the spirit who heralds the end of autumn and the start of winter)

Are literally the same jackass who made so many bad life choices he ended up an immortal ice dullahan with a pumpkin serving as both his head and flashlight

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

but what an incredible journey he had getting there

[disenfranchisedchads]

He’s Ye Olde Florida Man

[catchymemes]

[gingersofficial]

[prokopetz]

Alternative to the tired old wizard-with-a-sugar-daddy interpretation of the patron/warlock relationship in Dungeons & Dragons:

Clueless boss and long-suffering employee, whose powers are basically the magical equivalent of pilfering office supplies for personal use

Scheming master and duplicitous apprentice who are totally open about their loathing for each other and are keen to see who betrays whom first

Bureaucratic devil and soul-peddling diabolist with a contract a mile long, each honestly believing they’re getting the better of the other

Glowering quartermaster and loose-cannon operative, whose record for getting results just barely justifies the expense of employing them

Indifferent parent who pays their estranged offspring’s allowance like clockwork but otherwise prefers to deal with them as little as possible

Vast, slumbering god-monster and amoral parabiologist who knows which spots to poke with a stick to provoke particular autonomic responses

[kelgrid]

You forgot the most important

[seelcudoom]

@thestalkerbunny

[mortallyclassypizza]

I have a tiefling warlock whos patron is her grandmother, an actual demon, who granted her powers so she can prove herself worthy of the family name

[doodles-and-dragons]

I’ve got a warlock whose patron is an eldritch parasite that replaced his entire digestive system.

[memecage]

WW2 SIREN

[aleksandrsokolovichromanov]

British Sirens warning of an impending Luftwaffe raid during the blitz, c. 1941

[m00nprincesss]

My 4th tattoo :)

[thoughts-in-shower]

What if ALL the aliens in our universe peacefully coexist together, but they found Earth and saw that we couldn’t even unite as a planet so they didn’t contact us because they didn’t want us ruin the nice thing they have going for them.

[water-based-introspection]

I wouldn’t be surprised

[balasora]

Or what if we’re what happens when a colony fails

[water-based-introspection]

What if we used to be an ancient Alien colony but they gave up on us after the incident (the one on the pyramids)

GET YOUR TIN FOIL HATS BECAUSE I’M GOING TO GO FULL OUT CONSPIRACY THEORIST

(Can anybody provide pitchforks and torches for the mob?)

[worldtrappedinaperson]

yeah writing fiction is hard but at least we don’t have to list all the sources

[with-drops-of-jupiter]

I C A N N O T breathe

[wdwpres-deactivated20190130]

THAT LAST LIKE .01 SECOND

[communistbakery-deactivated2017]

OH MY G OD

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[lostinmysticfalls]

[marikazemus34]

[carbonoid]

[lord-starquaad]

To be fair…

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

If you would report an undocumented immigrant to ICE you would have reported me to the Nazis and I don’t fucking trust you

[prismatic-bell]

A note:

I live in a state where you “have to” report anyone you suspect of being undocumented (that wonderful hellhole of Arizona). Now in practice this law has fallen far short, thank goodness. But if you live in such a place and they start enforcing it, here is how you get around it:

Assume everyone who doesn’t speak English is visiting.

Never ask about their job, because if they tell you they work here then you know they’re not visiting. You see them a lot for several weeks or months? Hm. Someone in the family must be ill. That’s terribly tough. They always dress in old, ratty laborers’ clothes? I feel you, my dude, I can’t afford new clothes either, and my dad has the fashion sense of an aardvark, so sometimes it’s not even about “affording” them. They say they’ve been here for years? You must have misunderstood. Spanish isn’t your first language, after all. First and last name? It never came up, or you don’t recall–you meet a lot of people.

And then, if you’re asked: no, you haven’t seen anyone residing illegally in the United States. Just people visiting.

[date-a-jew-suggestions]

Very good very important addition

[appropriately-inappropriate]

Essentially, this is the civil society version of a work-to-rule strike.

Don’t do more than is expressly asked of you, and do what you are asked with such an intense attention to protocol that not asking you at all becomes more effective than even bothering.

In this case:

“Have you seen an illegal immigrant?”

“Could you describe an illegal immigrant, officer?”

*officer describes a person who is in the country without appropriate paperwork, or who has crossed the border illegally*

“No, sir, I haven’t seen any illegal immigrant.”

And this is correct. You have NOT seen an illegal immigrant, because you have no way of knowing if Jose Fulano is here legally or not. And since you can’t see his paperwork (or lack thereof), and did not personally see him cross the border illegally, you are only answering precisely the question asked.

[the-holy-waffle]

New League Model Viewer: Teemo.gg!

Teemo.gg has a model viewer that allows you to play the animations frame by frame! It’s in alpha currently. I didn’t see people talking about this so I thought I should share it! I’d link it but then it wouldn’t show up in the search results if people did go looking here

[theglitterous-deactivated202208]

No porn on tumblr we describe our nudes in detail instead

[gxlddustwoman-deactivated202411]

today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

[hairbrush9]

space shit is cancelled until we solve homelessness and poverty

[hairbrush9]

i hope everyone understands i mean no space bases on mars for the wealthy and no control room on venus where elon musk sits and read books about how to turn a human brain into a motherboard. Wealthy gotta fix what they fucked before they head off to a new world…imo

[toritheestallion-deactivated201]

honestly if tumblr does die like a good 75% of twitter users are screwed cause they’ve been ripping off posts from here and blocking everyone who calls them out

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

it’s so funny there are entire twitter accounts that do nothing but repost the most popular text posts from tumblr word for word as if it’s original content