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[lady-feral]

My scientifically calculated D&D stats according to the quiz at: http://www.kevinhaw.com/add_quiz.php

I’ve apparently always been a Mary Sue, but it appears that by transitioning I traded one point of strength for 5 points of wisdom and 12 of charisma!

Pre-transition stats on the left, post on the right.

[untumbl]

I think we just just naturally get a bump in con

[raccoonhearteyes]

netflix needs an option for ‘i tried watching this once and it was horrendous. please stop telling me to continue watching and remove it from my lists forever’

[no-chill-at-all]

[untumbl]

That works out to 16.09 cal/day. Based on a 2000 cal diet that is .008% of daily intake. Pretty sure cutting a starbucks or energy drink or bag of chips would have far more impact than cheese. Which is literally fine and generally good for you (lactose intolerance/vegan notwithstanding).

[just-shower-thoughts]

Your shadow is a confirmation that light has traveled nearly 93 million miles unobstructed, just so it can be deprived of reaching the ground in the final few feet thanks to you.

[untumbl]

Or that it has traveled that distance just to touch you

[phroyd]

Thank Your Local Republican!

Phroyd

[ohgodshesloose]

Eat the rich

[untumbl]

I'm interested in where these numbers come from. Because i know fed min wage has to be about (at least) double what it was in 1990 let alone '78. So where is the 5.5% loss coming from?

[surviving-narcissism101]

PSA about when someone you know decides to cut a parent out of their lives:

Please please please do not criticize their decision. It was not an easy thing to do, and it has probably been coming to this point for a very long time.

Do not tell them “things might change! Maybe your _____ will come to their senses!” The odds are, if it’s gotten to this point, they have been given many chances through the years and have thrown every single one out the window.

Do not say “but they are your _____! You only get one!” I only have one appendix, but if it’s toxic, I’m going to cut it out to save my life.

Do not say things like “you’re going to miss them when it’s time for (random event most parents should be part of)” Yes, I will be slightly disappointed that my parent was unable to attend this important moment in my life, but the unfortunate truth is that they would have made this day difficult and uncomfortable for me.

DO NOT SAY “You’re lucky to have a ______ at all. Some people don’t. You’re wasting the chance to have a relationship many people wish they could have, but their _____ is no longer with them.” That’s the thing though, that chance was never there. Just because my parent is alive doesn’t mean they are emotionally available, and to tell the truth, that’s almost worse. They are here and they can’t see past their own ignorance to try and have a civilized relationship with me. At least if they had passed away, and I’m not saying that I wish them dead or anything, I would have a valid and acceptable reason to not have them around. Instead I had to make a conscious and painful decision that goes against what most of society believes is right for the sake of my own mental health.

Please just support your friends in their decision to leave a Toxic person no matter who they may be. This is not easy and they are probably constantly arguing with themselves over whether or not they did the right thing. They need your love and support, not your criticism

[abused-daughter]

My husband has been going through this for over a year now. His mother is a real asshole and we have heard literally all of the bullshit

[sneetchstar]

My husband severed all contact with his father in 1997.  We are better for it.  He’s a toxic manipulator and we don’t need that in our lives.

Sometimes you have to cut people out of your life.  Sometimes those people are family.  It happens.  Not everyone will understand, but they do not need to.

[yteicosanievilew]

how can you look at the current state of the world and not be a communist 

[untumbl]

USSR, DPRK, Venezuela, China, Cuba, etc. Its pretty easy. It was an interesting idea, but it's a bad system. Ours has problems for sure, but it also has systems in place to fix those.

[jumpingjacktrash]

all the websites now begging us to turn off our adblockers sound like cheating exes wheedling for another chance

no, you blew it

you had your chance but you put up autoplaying animations with horrible flashing and sound and gross sex things and lies and viruses, pop-ups and pop-unders and things that download themselves and try to run, and fucking chaos and crimes basically

we don’t trust you anymore and we’re not turning off our ad blockers probably ever again, and you have no one to blame but yourself

[untumbl]

Up there with "you don't need a condom it's ok" and "don't read all of that, just sign," like, no.

[sometimesyouhearthebullet]

[knitmeapony]

Millennials should really rediscover MASH en masse. It’s dead on aesthetic for this generation.

[heredayembracesnight]

Please rediscover M*A*S*H fellow millennials. It’s wonderful.

[berlynn-wohl]

[mazarin221b]

You’ve never experienced sarcasm and rebellion against the System like Hawkeye and Trapper and BJ’s sarcasm and rebellion against the System.

[literally-a-piece-of-trash]

Do yourselves a favour and go watch this show

[thealmightyprincess]

[untumbl]

My 20yo film student daughter thinks it's one of the greatest shows ever. They're out there.

[staff]

Here it is: Best stuff first

Extremely handy if you follow a lot of people and hate missing anything good. 

Best Stuff First moves the best stuff on your dashboard—mhm!—right up to the top. 

It’s rolling out this week on iOS and Android, and comes with this Help Center article.  

Thanks! ✌️

[le-wendigogo]

I don’t have the option to turn it off yet, but chances are good that my dash is still affected. Chances are good that y'all have been affected. Whatever you do, keep checking your settings tab for the ability to TURN THIS OFF. Because we creators are gonna suffer from this.

[le-wendigogo]

————

There’s a chance that y'all might not have gotten this option yet, but i finally did. For the sake of all creators out there, check your general settings and look for this option. If you have it, TURN IT OFF. Don’t let some algorithm dictate what you see.

[le-wendigogo-reblogs]

Don’t just like this. It needs to be spread so people know. Not only will your feed be out of chronological order, but creators who aren’t hella popular are suffering lack of exposure because of this. This is the one thing i WILL pressure to reblog.

[emilyriesbeck]

this is a terrible thing for small creators! please heed.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Where the fuck do hamsters roam free in the wild…

[untumbl]

Mostly Eastern Europe & Asia.

[dajo42]

A quick sincere question, something I just want to know, what is the point of a decaffeinated espresso

[untumbl]

Fashion?

[howidiotic-deactivated20181105]

no beans. also hammers cost $500 if u want one

[untumbl]

Also, Nothing --> that way

[eenchilada]

woah! for real?!

[untumbl]

What happened next will blow your mind!!!

[eilooxara]

Whyyyyy am I an engineer

I should’ve been an artist

[untumbl]

I'm 42 and back in school. I feel ya

[justjames]

I don’t remember the last time I could breathe out my nose properly 

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and

1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks

2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this

[siobhanblank-deactivated2019011]

ppl keep reblogging this and asking “well what are the medicine ads like in your country” and like…there aren’t any? It’s literally illegal to advertise prescription medicine here?

[jheselbraum]

All of America: God I wish that were me

[systlin]

So who’s gonna tell the Not America part of the world about our legal ads for class action lawsuits against drug companies.

[songsofstars]

*deep breath* the whAT NOW?

[systlin]

Yep. The ads run on tv like

“Hi. This is Rathford and Tyson law firm. We’re representing a class action lawsuit on behalf of people who were prescribed sybelifex for their asthma. It turns out that sybelifex can cause spontaneous bleeding from every orifice and also super cancer. If you or a loved one has been affected by sybelifex, please contact us at xxx-xxx-xxxx or go to our website at sybelifexmurderedmydog.com.”

Those are totally normal here.

[urbanism]

If you or a loved one has been affected by Mesothelioma, you may be entitled to compensation. CALL NOW to see if you qualify!

[systlin]

Oh my god I heard it in the commercial’s voice.

[untumbl]

Ooo ooo and the faulty hip replacements, that one's popluar too. Yeah ads are a lot of 1) drugs/medical procedures, 2) class action suits against 1, and 3) CASH 4 GOLD NOW!!!! (also recently silver seems to be the rage). Oh and i forgot Botox which has the distinction of being for either reducing wrinkles or migranes depending on which version - technically still with 1 but holds a special place