Use In A Sentence

When I was a 7-year old boy in 1992 and had to use my spelling words in sentences, these are what I came up with….

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It was a short song.

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Beat that, vegans

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I’m sure my teacher and parents loved seeing this one

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Seems familiar....

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Probably just staring into its smartphone the whole time

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Beat that, vegans

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The "Worst Episode Ever" Podcast

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I'm sure my teacher and parents loved seeing this one

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Meta. 

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The year was 1992. Home Improvement was in its debut season and brainwashing the children of America. 

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I said, right before I was murdered 

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I probably said this to a kid whose binder wasn't a geometric Trapper Keeper or whose spiral notebook didn't have a neon hologram of zebras on the cover

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Nothing worse than emo second-graders 

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Someone was high alright

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That's a lot of "'s

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Obv.

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Ice cold.