one of the most evident guilty pleasures that sylus has is when you're working, one of his biggest hobbies include watching you. the fact that you're nestled against the couch, filing a report with an utmost concentration. it just... makes you look so fucking hot, and cute. there is something insane about the way you're completely immersed in whatever you're doing, that you blur the world around you.
"sweetie, do you know i've been here for the past thirty minutes?" he tilts his head, fondling one of the plushies you bagged with him last week.
"just give me five more minutes, sylus." you don't even look up, typing off something he has no interest to know about. he just likes how invested you are. "oh, is that so?" he repeats, voice low in a way that is definitive of your attention. your eyes pry away from the laptop screen as you meet his warm, endearing... and slightly crazy gaze.
"what do you want?" you chuckled, sliding the laptop off your lap.
he slowly pats his thigh, the kind of gesture one uses to call a cat. you're his beautiful little fierce house cat anyway.
you're quick to be off to your feet, walking to him and settling on his lap. his hands guide you, manhandle you but... gently. to let you splay on his chest, all cradled up like a newborn. "you work so hard, you should join onichynus instead."
you roll your eyes, "mmm, nope."
he has asked you this countless times, he knows the answer and yet... he only asks the question again to make sure you know you always have a home. when the worst happens, you always have somewhere to go. a shelter that is non-judgemental, non-caring about whether you're a good person or a bad person. all that matters is you're sylus' person.
"i could pay you so much more..."
"sylus, i have your credit card saved on my apple pay." you squint. honestly money has become something you least care about, ever since sylus has greeted your life with luxuries you couldn't comprehend. in a way, his hoarding skills have doubled ever since you're here too. he is always nesting -- or rather, making the onichynus base alluring enough for you to call it your permanent home. who wouldn't do that for their one and only?
"ha ha ha ha..." his melodious chuckle echoes through your apartment, you purr at that sound, leaning against him further and listening to the heartbeat you love oh-so-fondly. "true." he nods, kissing your forehead deeply.
"mm... besides, what if i join onichynus and i piss you off... or betray you in someway, wouldn't you swoosh swoosh swoosh me into dust with your evol?" you're only teasing, but it makes him crestfallen.
"even if... you ruin me. i would never swoosh swoosh swoosh you. my god kitten- it's time you keep your mouth shut." he scoffs. rolling his eyes and hugging you tight enough to erupt a laughing-squeal from you.
"now your punishment is hug-jail." he grumbles, peppering your face with weighted kisses, smirking while your giggles echo.
