Mister Labyrinth

mortal savant, real life james bond, polymath, catboy

[karometeenk]

i think people in the middle ages acutally did know how to make photorealistic drawings they just chose not to because it’s funnier to draw some fucked up creature

[bunniope]

they actually did make photorealistic drawings things just looked different back then

[thetyrannosaur]

[weaselle]

[memewhore]

[guooey]

[guooey]

[evilscientist3]

You guys don't fucking get it. This website is for ME and MY mutuals and NO ONE else. Everyone else has to stop posting RIGHT NOW

[m-dreamer-is-trans-inclusive]

[evilscientist3]

Have you been in cryogenic stasis since 2014

[sexyslytherinsadist]

@evilscientist3:

[evilscientist3]

Where do they fucking grow you people

[twinturboturtle]

[evilscientist3]

How about you fudge some scene girls instead of posting white boys at me, mr 2012

[darkrenegade69]

@evilscientist3

[evilscientist3]

Need i say more

[sailorbrazil]

would you free this beast knowing it could cost your life?

[thejohncarver]

[lastvalyrian]

The difference between “twitter is just like 2016 tumblr” and “tiktok is just like 2012 tumblr” is that the twitter ecosystem consists of people who migrated there from tumblr and did not change even a bit since then, while tiktok recreated the entire experience from whole cloth. speciation vs convergent evolution

[vakoy]

TIL that cats rival dogs on many tests of social smarts, but very few scientists have the patience to try and study them

[vakoy]

TIL in 1940 when Greek Prime Minister Ioannis Metaxas was given an ultimatum by Mussolini to surrender Greek lands for Italian occupation, Metaxas allegedly sent one word in reply: "No."

[kuueater]

[roseverdict]

Transcript: The dude playing Portal 2 stops in front of a conversion gel pipe and says “Hey, can someone follow real quick? *snrk* Can someone who isn’t following me just follow real quick? You can unfollow right after, I don’t even care.”

Deep voice clip: “COME.”

Dude: *starts laughing* “Thanks-”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *laughs harder*

DVC: “COME. COME.”

Dude: *laughs even harder* “Only one of you had to do it for it, for it-!”

DVC: “COME.”

Dude: *squeak-laughs* “Thanks, ‘preciate it.” *chuckles a bit more*

A soundbyte of Kirby’s victory dance plays in response to the superchat.

Dude: “Hoo, fuck.”

The superchat is read in a feminine text-to-speech voice: “Come.”

Dude: *starts cackling uncontrollably, is cut off by the end of the video*

[petfinder-names]

[wyrmwizard]

[lemonatik]

[pixiefoibles]

[evilscientist3]

sorcerors in arms

[topherchris]

sign me the fuck up boy

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags what the oldest version of minecraft you remember playing was

[ewaneneollav]

ending an argument by typing “youtube.com/watch?v=” then keymashing & hitting enter & having it miraculously link an inexplicable video of the person you’re arguing with in the beam of a flashlight wading through waist high garbage in a dark cramped stone tunnel whimpering & speaking in gibberish

[evilvillain123456789]

you plain whore. seriously, stop asking about my little prince. my little prince is my private part and its where i make tinkle, okay? does that satisfy you you sopping harlot

[captainfrenzyfries]

let my dead body crashing through the doors serve others as a warning to stay inside