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[greenbloods]

oh sick someone paved this whole road with good intentions. i wonder where it leads

[sivavakkiyar]

Idries Shah, The Exploits Of The Incomparable Mulla Nasrudin

[amazoogle]

it's Tuesday all day today and there's no known way to prevent this

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[jvlianbashir]

my friend's discord server has a "proof of touch grass" channel where they post pics of them doing regular activities outdoors/in public. i think many online spaces could benefit from such a thing

[weaselle]

when i was super depressed - like struggling to eat anything barely able to get out of bed to pee depressed - my good friend asked me every day to send her a picture of me holding a leaf and a picture of a meal i was eating and it helped me significantly

(also, she was never judgey - if my meal was a single potato chip she would simply say good job eating a potato chip today <3 )

which is to say, i agree proof of touch grass is a good idea for online spaces

[yadelah]

This kinda required my brain a bit

[bee-in-your-binnet]

Literally amazing that there’s a predator that goes “mrrp” and you’re allowed to have one in your house

[omtai]

When you are brutally losing at chess implore your opponent to look inwards its called the little pony gambit

[snoopyoftheday]

snoopy of the day

[cucurb]

hey guysss so unfortunately the rumors are true and im leaving the narrative. Buttt the good news is my absence will create such a gaping hole in your lives that it will become a sort of presence itself, and so in a way it will kind of be like i never left! But i am. Leaving just to be clear.

[valend]

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

[boringkate]

You wanna log in? What's your username? No. What's your email address? What's your password? What code did we just send to your email address? Now what code did we just text to you? New IP address detected. We sent you an email. Click the link to confirm the new address. Scan your fingerprint. Turn on your camera for age verification. Sign the updated user agreement. Accept all cookies? That feature isn't available on the website. Download the app. Those features are in the app. The app that's really a web browser.

[oluka]

Hilarious to me that Tony didn’t start out with the “Iron Man is Tony Stark’s bodyguard” ruse. In the early days it was like this:

(Tales of Suspense #44)

[oluka]

Even funnier is that the bodyguard story kind of developed as a consequence of this. It went "coincidence" -> "he's a friend" -> "he's a good friend who checks up on me often" -> "he's always close at hand" -> "he's my bodyguard"

[daour]

I'll never forget that the first person to come up with the "iron man must work for starkk" explanation was a villain. and when handed over with this perfect alibi on a silver platter... tony just rebuffs it in the most awkward way possible 😭

[what-am-i-doing-in-this-fandom]

hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

if anything happens in your life you should start having strange thoughts and beliefs

[busket]

WARNING IF YOU HAVE A JOB DO NOT DO A JOYOUS AND LOVELY ACTIVITY WITH YOUR HOMIES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE WEEK OR ELSE YOU WILL TRICK YOURSELF INTO THINKING ITS THE WEEKEND WHEN ITS REALLY ONLY WEDNESDAY!!!

[carmen-berzattos]

the way the simple line "the memory hurts, but does me no harm" can encompass all of your complicated feelings towards your past

[tacticalgrandma]

New discourse quotable dropped