Part 8: Chomp Is Not Kill

Let’s see what I can dig up.

[jaubaius]

The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff

[crownmalone]

This is legitimately one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen.

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

*unslices your bread*

[symbioticsimplicity]

Hey OP, what the FUCK does this mean

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

[kortzite]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

still don’t know what this response means and i refuse to learn

[meckamecha]

That’s Johnny Breadfixer. He has the power to fix bread by sweating on it

[vidadepostureo-deactivated20190]

Audio please 🔉

[armedandgayngerous]

this video is extremely high-tier comedy

[normal-horoscopes]

YOUR VIBES ARE RANCID AND THE CONSTRUCTION OF YOUR WIZARD STAFF IS AMATURISH AT BEST 2/10

[skorpia]

[pesky-plumbers]

[graffyn-guy]

The funniest part of this, to me, is that they didn’t use the “G” in Super Mario Galaxy? 

[pesky-plumbers]

[treaclethetortoise]

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

The Moon landing was faked

Major words in Mario games have never used a G

[pesky-plumbers]

please stop bringing attention to my mistakes i already feel terrible

[graffyn-guy]

What about the H in Super Mario Sunshine? @pesky-plumbers

[pesky-plumbers]

[final-justice]

@pesky-plumbers what about the F from Mario Golf?

[pesky-plumbers]

[tremendouslysizzlingsandwich-de]

y in mario party

[pesky-plumbers]

this one is actually justified so kiss my fucking ass ok the Y is from Mario Teaches Typing

your ass tryina 1-up me like everyone else but you failed uwu

[grawly]

there was a g in this one too tho

[pesky-plumbers]

[codenamex96]

An H too

[zennistrad]

I feel like this is a perfect snapshot of modern electoral politics.

[super-affection]

[varityhour-pluschompzone]

Quality Content

[ampervadasz]

[tell-the-stars-hello]

this was cute until i realized the fish is probably trying to not get eaten

[killhitleragain]

A fish trying not to get eaten wouldn’t slow down when the “predator” slows down. It also wouldn’t constantly swim in a circle near the edge of the tank; It’d try hiding. Also a fish in a tank in a a public place that is constantly filled with people is not likely to see people as predators.

[darkwingsnark]

Animals, I think people tend to forget, also enjoy playing.

[prostheticknowledge]

Dildo Generator

Online 3D experiment by Ikaros Kappler which is described as a “Extrusion/Revolution Generator” ….

Created with three.js, you can alter the bezier curves and angle of the form, and is designed with 3D printing in mind (models can be exported and saved, as well as calculated weight in silicone).

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

[johnnystompanado-deactivated201]

the time is now

[susaine-mcswiney-deactivated201]

hell yeah

[defibrinationsyndrome]

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

[spiffymuffin]

[caterjunes]

it’s called the purple ramjet

[jolys]

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

[grillmasterxbbq]

shove a vase up your ass

[lord-kitschener]

not even jesus could save yall motherfuckers’ souls

[fan-troll]

i call it the matterhorn

[poultrymancy]

cackling just continues to get louder as I scroll through

[darklightescape]

i think this is the first time an internet community has discovered something customizable and adamantly refused to make penises

[teapotsahoy]

of course this is the post where tumblr is like “Seems sfw to me!”

[furiousfran]

I call this one the Megahorny

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

[ifitaintbaroque]

Me every time this post crosses my dash:

[rosegardenmassacre-deactivated2]

My laugh at this post is auditory evidence of just how sick I still am.

[prettyyinpunk]

Plate. 

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I’d usually post this to my NSFW blog but this is making me laugh so unreasonably hard that I can’t fucking breathe and therefore deserves to be on my main blog

[in3ffable-husbands-deactivated2]

Compiling some of the best ones from the replies-

[ragingbookdragon-deactivated201]

How you gonna do us like that bruh???

[mysukisilentdeath]

ITS BACK

[ivory-reverie]

M U S H R O O M

[bill-nye-official-blog]

en garde

[ratfuck]

impeachy the conservative clown

[clown-names]

YOU ARE COPYING MY IDEAS THE CLOWN

[ratfuck]

clown-names the MEAN RUDE ASS clown

[clown-names]

now you’ve fucking done it

[clown-names]

the clown

[darkerpit]

“now you’ve fucking done it the clown” never fails to slay me in one hit,

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i cant explain why but this is the funniest thing ive experienced in the past five days

[the-worm-man]

Cruel and Unusual Punishment

[what-in-the-name-of-god-can-i-be]

why don’t you do what I want!

this must be a joke

please stop.

[ruinedchildhood]

[tarynel]

Lmfao damn it be ya own niggas!

[willsmithsmackedtheshitoutofme]

Buddy with the cone wasn't havin it

[westindianjawn-deactivated20200]

Lmfao he bout sick of his shit 🤣

[queen-jadabean]

The dog with the cone wasn’t playing. 😭😭

[notlikejay]

Why did they draw eyebrows on only one dog? 😂😂

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

i cant explain why but this is the funniest thing ive experienced in the past five days

[glumshoe]

Can I offer you a nice mole in these trying times?

[piningmarten]

you sound like a starship's central computer that has little grasp on what humans find enjoyable

[glumshoe]

that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

[birf]

I will scroll thru the craft tag on instagram just to hear the atrocious fuckin audios 

[wha-et-deactivated20210209]

why did I have to turn on the sound

[varityhour-pluschompzone]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

[cunked]

[cunked]

[cunked]

[trashzy-deactivated20211214]

Gerenuk

[prrb]

i hate that they can move their limbs like that so much.

[commander-ledi]

if i drew this and asked for critique on any art site, i know that every critique would tell me to go study more basic anatomy and lecture me about how joints dont work like that

[drtanner]

Unfortunately, every picture of a gerenuk is like that.

They’re just incorrigibly fucked up and if you tried to draw them as they actually are, it’s a cinch you’d get heaps of people trying to redline that shit for you and telling you to “fix” it.