Bonjour Bitch.

I don't really take anything seriously while taking everything seriously "I meant what I said, and I said what I meant.An elephant's faithful, one hundred percent."

[h0rrorgoddess-deactivated202511]

[toastbutteregg]

if i cant unsee this

so cant you

[mickeyandscroogefangirl]

Reblogging so I don’t have to suffer alone

[diespulchra-deactivated20210519]

ricochennn

[barbienefertiti]

[floralobsessednerd]

[the-memedaddy]

[paxamericana]

[vokodon]

“I hate to kill her but she sucks,” is a fucking brutal line.

[firesuns-archive]

…

[thehauntingofomashu]

Not to sound too millennial but who the fuck would get off a plane to their dream job in Paris for Ross fucking Geller

[dankmemeuniversity]

[angelbabyspice]

[plottwistiamlindsaylohan]

[perkistani]

[calpiso]

[bloomflowersbloom]

sge was readyvghjk

[antiandrogen]

this was me working at lush

[pepsiprincesa]

LMAOOOSIISK

[hirymes]

Remember that time even Manila couldn’t break through the awkward silence?

[nolongerinranks-deactivated2016]

That “okay work” at the end just GETS me

[kissmeandcrucify]

I have been Manila so many times, in so many awkward conversations, so I physically feel her pain.

[tapatiopapi]

The tribal music sends me into another plane of existence

[997]

leo

[highkeygay]

This is honestly a master stroke in audiovisual genius I am cryiiing

[baratwunk]

What a fun—Challenge. 💁‍♀️

[connyhascontrol]

I’m kinkshaming all of Germany

[lord-brixie]

Is it better or worse if I tell y'all that “Nüsse” means “nuts”

[humming-bird-moth]

Dicke means Fat or Thick

[yeeowch]

this post only gets worse

[dragongirltitties]

super dickman’s thick nuts

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

[dutchster]

[alwayslaurinah]

waits patiently for 2015 upload

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

2015

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year 2016

[darren-mia-miarren-deactivated2]

Happy new year 2017 

[blood-bank-of-faerun]

And now, we wait

[littlemisslez]

[corvidaezero-deactivated2021061]

[kingjaffejoffer]

She looks like she’s completely over it now but she knows she needs to feed the culture

[spider-hands-mannos-deactivated]

Apparently Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth just got hitched, and congratulations to them. But this is the first time I've seen Cyrus in a while and I'm shocked she looks human again. Whatever the hell she was doing these last few years is gone and she looks a lot more like she did when she was younger, but healthier. Good for her.

The demon jumped ship into Katy Perry.

Let me demonstrate 

Era One: Miley is not possesed

Era Two: Miley is possessed by the Unknown Demon

Contact: Miley comes into close contact with Katy Perry

Transfer: Uknown Demon makes leap into Perry

Recovery: Miley recovers from possession

First Murder: Katy Perry, Possessed, proceeds to kill a Nun via stress in a legal battle over the purchase of a convent

This concludes my lecture on the rampant demon problem in Pop Music circles. 

[princessofbadvibes]

This is…quite convincing…