Velkias Always Lies

[judeshotto]

[Day 12 - Reverse AU Nines and Gavin - Anon💖]

Here's GV coming back to his human after scaring the heck out of him by you know "dying" (pff- what a concept) 

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[huffylemon]

king

[raymondcest]

additional entries

[lyingfigure]

us

[4444555666777888999]

So glad we’re all straight

[rednines]

[pointlesslypointing]

@raptorcivilization you're right, and more people should say what you're saying

[jesperf]

That makes a lot more sense That’s actually the only thing that makes sense

[secondlina]

Check out my ongoing comic Crow Time. It has crows, and also neat pantheons of epic beasties.

[invaderxan]

“Samantha thinks that the walk-in is soundproof.”

[muffled screaming]

“And we just… haven’t told her that it’s not.”

[sopphic27]

This is

Peak comedy

Perfect comedic timing

No one can top this I think

[jervae]

I’m Samantha

[elizabethmarten]

when youre running late for saving your soulmate from a cursed pirate ship

[samaelschain]

The single greatest scene in anything ever 😂😂😂😂 @skillzyo

[allisonpregler]

this is the single greatest fuck you to physics that ever came out of this show

[jadedownthedrain]

[spazzdhn]

[frogkenny]

I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE

[tristikov]

Always reblog peent.

[videodromefag]

*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???

*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[rgr-pop]

omg!! omg

[ladimcbeth]

Forever reblog.

[thegreenwolf]

Heaven let your eent shine down.

[crplpunkklavier]

i think about this one so fucking often i had to clip it

[everythingfox]

You can dance if you want to

(via)

[velkiasalwayslies]

So, just wondering. Who else gets massive amounts of advertisements about erectile distinction??? It's basically all I see on Tumblr nowadays, and it confuses me greatly.

[titkoks]

[safety-net-did]

[a TikTok video by @deafcarguy. A man with a beard faces the camera. You can see him from the chest up. He is wearing an orange shirt and a backwards baseball cap. He is drinking from a beer can.

He signs with one hand at the camera, with text overlain:

"I'm reading a horror book in Braille"

"Something terrible's about to happen"

The camera zooms in on his face starting intently as he signs

"I can feel it"

He takes a big drink and the video ends]

[everythingfox]

[tartrazeen]

Blackest cat in the world:

“bitch i’m not just gonna jump because there’s cups. do i look like i’m here to do work? it’s bath time 💅🏽”

[yayen-chan]

The cat at the back during George’s turn is being dragged back because its not his turn…is sending me.

[foolfortune]

[beardedmrbean]

[the-gotheltic-rowan]

[catasters]

[sirartwork]

reblog for noises

[bibliophile1887]

[javierbardem]

For a long time, I was trying to save you. I thought, uh, if I did, somehow, that would make up for the things I’ve done. You never asked to be saved.