Idk My BFF Jill?

Jasmine. She/her. 26. Chaotic Iranian-American bisexual millennial. I don’t know what’s going on so I’m just gonna make fancy popcorn instead.

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

ao3 turns 16 today.

reblog if you’re older than archive of our own

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

do you see this shit my liege

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

okay everyone cash in your reblogs for this post now because im gonna make it unrebloggable on its 1 year anniversary (dec 9th). have fun w it <3

[officialfemme]

things to update after a legal name change!

Social security card

Driver’s license

Passport

Birth certificate

Employer HR

Bank account

Credit card company

Car insurance

Health insurance

Utilities

Cell phone account

Voter registration

Your school

Professional organizations (for nursing, bar, teaching, etc.)

Doctor’s office & other health specialists

TV & internet

Paypal

*Please add to this list if you can think of anything else!!!

[pinktwink]

#1 thing I notice trans people forget to change after just a social name change is their voicemail recording!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Every person you see walking around represents an orgasm in the past

[100493503004422]

is it imposter syndrome or is it successfully slipping under the radar despite not knowing anything

[skellydun]

turning up the music in my car so I don't have to listen to the weird sound that it's making

[lipglosswearer]

why aren’t all mugs microwave safe. grow up.

[fortuneaday]

[A white fortune cookie paper with black text on the front and an icon of a bee. It reads: Your goal will be met in two months.]

[ailment-remade-deactivated20210]

nikola tesla was like “you will live to see man made horrors beyond your comprehension” yeah dude and they’ll prolly be branded with your last name. how does that make you feel

[masseffectdoctor]

Probably not to great considering if Tesla had the opportunity he’d probably strangle Musk to death for his pigeons entertainment

[serialreblogger]

Petition to resurrect Tesla and sic him on Elon for sport

[memewhore]

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[theoppositeofadults]

mood

[libraryoftheancients]

Catholicism any% speedrun

[msmarygoodnight]

Americans: It's not reasonable to expect people to miss spending holidays with their families, even for a greater social good! Family comes first, always!

Retail workers, who have a time-off request blackout for all of November and December:

[demilypyro]

not to be political on main but i think we should probably be making things easier for people

[silver-tongues-blog]

[gemstone-gynoid]

[filenames]

auto_resolve.webm

[icecream-noodle]

The mental shift between realising this is animated.

[yugirimistwalker]

there are so many things great about this aside from how hardcore this mosh pit is

- the shield that gets launched into the stratosphere as soon as the armies collide - the guy on the left side who somehow manages to do a complete 180 in all of the mayhem and dives out of frame -the guy on the right side who decides not to get involved and runs right past the camera - the final dude who trips in the least natural way possible

[bradspace3000]

Finally CGI has advanced far enough that we have the ending to Monty Python and the Holy Grail that we deserve

[whitepeopletwitter]

[antifainternational]

We’re OK with letting them have this BAR though:

[socialjusticeissue]

Reblogging for the “shut the nazis down while they are being ‘nice’ before they escalate and become a more serious problem.”

Don’t talk to bigots. Don’t ‘debate’ bigots. Don’t let them talk you into ‘having a civil conversation.’

The worst atrocities in the world started with people downplaying the early warning signs.