gonna bring this thing into the vet today and go “what do you think? do you like him? okay, see you next year.”
they like him!
he can do what he wants
Cosmic Funnies

titsay
i don't do bad sauce passes
Misplaced Lens Cap
Not today Justin
Sade Olutola

shark vs the universe
No title available
DEAR READER
Keni
AnasAbdin
No title available
$LAYYYTER

Janaina Medeiros

roma★

#extradirty
Xuebing Du
Peter Solarz
Jules of Nature
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
seen from Greece

seen from United States
seen from China

seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States

seen from Malaysia

seen from United States
seen from Lithuania

seen from Malaysia
seen from United States

seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Peru
seen from Brazil
seen from Netherlands
seen from United States
@venusfiend
gonna bring this thing into the vet today and go “what do you think? do you like him? okay, see you next year.”
they like him!
he can do what he wants
No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past
I was so baffled by this until I remembered that I use my kettle, and so it looks like I'm pouring boiling water on my plants
in love with the stupid look on Neighbour Cat's face when she goes a little too deep into the tall grass
Lovely sentiment but the way it’s worded sounds like this dude got fucking killed during a little league game
he fixed a bunch of potholes recently and all my gay neighbors won't stop posting shit like this
You forgot the other two.
Via cid_dwyer
[video desc: person impaling two watermelons on a stake for their small army of guinea pigs to consume, which is filmed on fast forward and oddly threatening. screenshotted tag reads "eaten alive by toupees"]
i appreciate that my local bodega is taking action in the smoking dogs epidemic
whose idea was this tile pattern
how my foot feels after i sit cross legged and motionless for hours on end
The near-to-total lack of pattern is almost an accomplishment in itself really
reblog to meow at prev insistently
check out the mourning doves’ new single “hooOOOO hoo hoo hoo” if you get the chance. sound of the summer.
….?
???????????
oh wait this is EXTRAORDINARILY delightful. this isn’t a case of Blorbo From My Shows this is Henrietta Pickles From My Porch
got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"