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Do you have non psycho boyfriend or he’s doomed?
Janka getting high together and it’s Zanka’s first time and Jabber keeps talking him through how to inhale and praises him when he does it right. And then they dry hump for 5 hours
*taps mic* is this thing on. Chat am I muted
No Voice to Cry Suffering
i need a buff gf NEOWWWWWWWW
Please please plz plzplPlzplzplzplz
i cook! i can learn to clean! Ill play video games with you and you can teach me to work out and i have large tits for you to rest ur head in and i love to give kisses and i can sit in your presence in silence and be happy and i will be a person to rely on and i will keep a diary of everything you ever tell me and i moan pretty
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEE
describe me your eldritch zanka (for porn reasons)
Dude, how dare you ask me to elaborate? You know I can’t do that casually. Hell, to prove my point, I stayed up late to give you a visual.
So, short answer: were going for Tentacles (roots) and Oviposition my friend.
But to really explain my idea. Trees are sacred on the Ground; there’s an almost background worship of them everywhere, even in Kamuatari, because they can filter the toxic air and make it clean. Which means they are watched over and protected. The stick that became Aibo, wasn’t so lucky. She became infected with an anima-based rot that wanted to grow, reproduce, and infect, so to save the tree she was part of, she was cut down before she infected everything, and somehow found herself in Zanka’s possession.
And almost immediately, he began to sense her need, her hunger, the infection needing anima, and Zanka poured his soul into her as if it were nothing. Still, she’s just a plant. So when he falls into the well and hits his head, it’s almost lights out for both of them. Except the well is damp and dark, and Zanka’s blood is almost as nutritious as water. Aibo finds herself trying to save her host, grafting her roots onto her Giver and allowing the infection to interweave with his DNA and his anima and to grow over the crack in his skull and for a while, the infection is too exhausted to do much else.
Zanka improves and joins the cleaners, but in the dark, he feels the hunger grow inside him. Wanting to reach out and spread and grow, and oh, how he craves the taste of blood again, but it’s not like he’s fighting humans that often, so he chalks it up to misplaced bloodlust and moves on.
Until Jabber Wonger comes along and makes him bleed and hurt like he hasn’t in so long. His control slips down there in the deep dark of a trash beast with a hallucinogen half in his system, he half remembers how badlyhe wanted to reach and drain the laughing blood bag beside him, to soak up all those nutrients and fix his fucked up leg. But he’s wasn't strong enough and passed out, unsure why Jabber is looking at him like he’s seen a ghost or a god or something in between.
It doesn’t come up for a while, they fight, they spar, they bleed, and as Zanka starts to notice how pretty Jabber is and how good it feels to make him moan, the twisted roots inside him sees something that refuses to die, something strong, a good host for it to spread into. So it waits; it’s so patient, but one night they fight, and they fight, and as the darkness grows, so does Zanka.
Aibo, the human she’s grafted onto and the infection that’s warped both of them come to life and Zanka wants to hold Jabber down and drive his roots under his skin, to plant his seeds in his body, so they can continue to grow and grow, getting stronger and stronger, physically changing each other and becoming one and he starts to wonder why he’s even holding back when Jabber is sprawled out moaning like a whore as his new roots pin the raider into the ground as he starts begging Zanka to just plant his seed.
(The parasite/mutation I think functions by growing quickly when it has anima and darkness, but without either of those two things, it can't really present itself all the time. The cleaners just think Zanka has a high O2 count because he grew up rich in cleaner air, and no one really notices how he slightly glows in his sleep because there’s rarely ever true darkness.
As for the breeding thing, the parasite mutates trees and feeds on anima, so it kinda sees Zanka as soil for the tree. Aibo is its tree. Aibo is passing on the infection and transformation when she is transformed, because Zanka has the most anima to feed on at that time for the growth process, and she also sees Zanka as a part of her and therefore the tree.
Obviously, this means Jabber can’t also mutate or change, because while Aibo and the parasite see him as another host and basically the same as Zanka, he isn’t.
Mankira isn’t a tree, so the infection can’t transfer over even though Jabber wants it to.
I imagine once Zanka is done planting all his seeds in Jabber (his cum and the parasitic seeds on the roots he put under Jabbers skin, respectively), the parasite dies cause the host isn’t viable it's borderline a toxic wasteland lets be real here.
But that just means Zanka's has always got the urge to try again and like consume Jabber/make him part of the collective/change him fundamentally as a person. Jabber is just horny and along for the ride, honestly)
I work cybersecurity, this is like half my job.
the whole vaccine deal tbh
antidepressants
Yes these are all the work of wizards
@wizard-council-bureaucrat
what can I say, we are underappreciated in a lot of fields
this is what happened right
Just leaving a little star right here ⭐
you can claim it after ep8…
UPDATE: THIS AGED BADLY
UPDATE #2 now that the time has come
here’s this while i’m still processing the movie
an old ish janka drawing damn
The little detail of them having the others color in their eyes….oh I see you
whenever I watch a movie where people are like dismembering someone alive and they're all chanting "hail satan hail satan" I always think "WOAH WOAH WOAHH GUY'S I NEVER ASKED YOU TO DO THIS! I DON'T NEED YOU TO DO THIS! I HAVE A TUMBLR ACCOUNT YOU CAN FOLLOW ME ON!"
I kind of don’t want to believe you, but at the same time I know what it’s like to have a toxic fandom.
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DELTARUNE CHAPTER 5 ON JUNE 24
more jabber and zanka? but ofc!
“bits to use in everyday conversations”