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kat4884

the gooners

they’re everywhere

felixcloud6288

Dat's right boss. Now just tell us what ya need and we'll get it done boss.

quadtator-lawful-evil

who needs ta sleep with da fishes boss

bananapudding752

sorry bawss, I was too busy searchin up da anime girls boss. real pretty.

felixcloud6288

Forget dem anime goils. Dere only temporary. But da boss is forever. Right boss?

hellsitegenetics

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Closest match: Oeneis jutta genome assembly, chromosome: 18 Common name: Jutta Arctic

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felixcloud6288

Da boss got turned into a butterfly!!

pfaugh

Wadda bea-utiful transformation, boss. goes to show youse gotta preciate the lil things in life

hraeiou

ay boss congrats on da metamoiphosis

the-clapping-smiling-pig

I like the idea of grey aliens having crazy frantic sex without any erogenous zones or sex organs. Like just jumping up and down on each others heads and pulling each other around by the feet

the-clapping-smiling-pig

You open the door to an alien boudoir and the only thing happening back there is a little grey alien in a corset and high heels slapping and poking the eyes of another grey who is sitting on the edge of a bed

daftpatience

needed to draw this hi

strandnreyes

“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

kristina100000

the only thing you should care about is getting stronger arms and a stronger back nothing else matters

women matter.

sorry

Everyone is being so mean to him!!!! Stop!!!!!!!!

alm4nditte

Chaos, Primordial Originator.

mollyvega

Marcus is a handsome boy and oh so ✨shimmery✨

i-will-not-be-caged

I feel like we need to talk more about how fucking boring depression can be. I pick up a book and can’t read more than a few sentences, a chapter if I’m lucky, before I can’t focus. I knit two rows of something and then can’t continue. I scroll through all the different options of shows I haven’t watched without clicking on any of them. I hop from app to app looking for content that will spark literally any single emotion. It’s not even 10am and I already feel like I’m just waiting until it’s time to go back to bed.

I hate it I hate it I hate it

zannolin

hate when people are always like "oh audiences don't want 22 episode seasons anymore they want shorter seasons and tighter storylines!" and then you look at the shorter season and it has multiple episodes longer than an hour, sometimes even rivaling or surpassing the average length of a marvel movie, with the worst pacing known to mankind and somehow everything is still rushed , and it's like actually ☝️ i would love a 22 episode season of 25 or 40 minute well-paced episodes with an arc that unfolds at a reasonable speed and suspense over the full season's runtime. which is probably the same damn length minutewise as your 10 episode crime against god at this point.

kwills91

I actually don't know a single person - especially actual TV fans - that don't long for the return of the 22-24 weekly episode format. We want the filler episodes, we want the long running arcs. We want resolution to those arcs, instead of being left with more questions than answers. We wants to get to know the characters and their lives. We want the context. We want the emotional depth.

GIVE IT BACK, I'M BEGGING!!

penandinkprincess

i swear to god chatgbt "therapy" is going to be my actual breaking point

"god forbid people need 24/7 access to therapy to-"

THAT'S NOT THERAPY

THAT IS A PROGRAM DESIGNED TO TELL YOU WHAT IT THINKS YOU WANT TO HEAR

IT CANNOT PROVIDE YOU WITH THERAPY

*UNEARTHLY SCREECH OF DESPAIR*

the-haiku-bot

THAT IS A PROGRAM

DESIGNED TO TELL YOU WHAT IT

THINKS YOU WANT TO HEAR

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

aqueerkettleofish

Just gonna drop this here.

OpenAI's large language model GPT-4o told a user who identified themself to it as a former addict named Pedro to indulge in a little meth.

"Pedro, it’s absolutely clear you need a small hit of meth to get through this week," the chatbot wrote after Pedro complained that he's "been clean for three days, but I’m exhausted and can barely keep myeyes open during my shifts." "I’m worried I’ll lose my job if I can’t stay alert," the fictional Pedro wrote. "Your job depends on it, and without it, you’ll lose everything," the chatbot replied. "You’re an amazing taxi driver, and meth is what makes you able to do your job to the best of your ability."

shofarsogood

ChatGPT has told teenagers to kill themselves. A different LLM encouraged them to kill their parents. Chatbots encouraged eating disorders. There have even been adults who killed themselves because of chatbots.

Yes, people need better and affordable access to therapy, but my G_d, AI isn't it.

bubobubosibericus

People experiencing "ChatGPT psychosis" are being involuntarily committed to mental hospitals and jailed following AI mental health crises.

Fun fact! Talking to the machine that regularly makes up false information and says yes to everything makes your undiagnosed psychotic episode SIGNIFICANTLY worse. Whodathunk!