I'd top that

Bella//Genderfluid (any pronouns)//Art student I'm an ESTJ and a Sagittarius. I'm also a furry artist and a reptile enthusiast!

[peridotite]

i made dino empanadas :]

[peridotite]

update: they came out very good

[dettez]

@sabertoothwalrus

[picdescbot]

person in a dark room

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[sniffling]

i guess man

[dankmemeuniversity]

[karlmarxbongrip]

fuck it up mary!!!!!

[ultrafacts]

Source: [x]

Click HERE for more facts!

[jelloapocalypse]

My favorite part of this is that they didn’t change “Aristocats”

[azira-yeet]

Hell: are consorting with an Angel?

Crowley: yes? Are all you slackers not out there seducing any Angels? You got no game, is that it Hastur? You hating on me because you can’t get any Angel to feel an ounce of Temptation? Tell me, how’s it feel to be so unsexy you try and make one of my greatest demonic acts look traitorous?

[trickster-dyke]

[okayysophia]

Hell nah😂😂😂

[tarynel]

I was about to sat call CPS lmao

[bigejh]

Nooooooo evil ass bird

[smatter-deactivated20220909]

I love nico 😭

[shitty-car-mods-daily]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[eeveeclone]

[klngly]

Subs are so fun to play with. All you have to do is hint at what you might do, or back them into a corner with a look, or grab their wrist in a certain way and they’re a wide-eyed mess.

[mamasoygay]

fuck kinda subway are u going to?

[bakugo-sucks]

Substitute teachers deal with so much shit

[baezen-deactivated20180716]

civil war but when zemo says the trigger words bucky goes into factory reset mode and starts speaking spanish like buzz lightyear in toy story 3

[oldarmoredsoftieignore]

steve: bucky?!

bucky: quién carajo es bucky?

[bodyglitter]

IM CRYIFNDKDJSKJD

[ttamer2468]

This caption made me lose it the most

[tiktoks-we-like]

[infintyfandoms]

That ending thou

[darkeevee1030]

the face at the end is when a teacher who I thought wasn’t paying attention to me call my name. 

[tiktoks-we-like]

[aromantic-spinda]

My friend: can I ask you for relationship advice?

Me: *prepares a wheel of fortune where the only two options are "communicate" and "break up"* yeah sure go ahead

[brainscrewz]

g*d gave me two dirty little hands and i will use both of them 2 hold small animals, eat hot chip, and make rude gestures at authority figures

[shutupmerlin]

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put in on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.