some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days itâs nice to see heist culture is still alive

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some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days itâs nice to see heist culture is still alive
I swear, some of you people somehow manage to possess all of the three most unfortunate character traits someone can have: a) kinda stupid, b) obnoxiously contrarian, c) deeply annoying.
stuff you say when you donât give a fuck about women quite frankly
Hence the not-uncommon adage that the washing machine did even more for women's liberation than the birth control pill
Just a perfectly normal life hack video, no need to specifically tag @were--ralph for any particular reason
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Oh woah hey there đ± I think that was a funny little accident just now. đ± You see I was just licking this plate of food left on the counter and you đ± pushed my face right out of the way. I think you just did not notice đ± my face was there so no worries, Iâll just go back to đ± OH youâve pushed my face away again? Sorry I donât mean to embarrass đ± you but I am in the middle of something here so I will simply just đ± You have pushed my face away again?????? đ±đ±đ±
brain to brain communication?
being a trans guy directly post wwi and wwii was so easy. you could just be like yeah i got my dick blown off in the war and everyone would be like hey that happened to my buddy jim and not even question it. truly next level valor stealing to pass
not sure if yall know this but one of the first trans men to ever get a phalloplasty was a british guy named laurence michael dillon. dillon was a doctor himself (in fact he performed a gender affirming orchiectomy on roberta cowell) who had been taking T and passing as male for years, and he was watching harold gillies, a pioneer of dick surgery for the pandemic of Guys Who Got Their Hogs Rocked By Bombs from wwii, do all these dick reparation surgeries. so he got to wondering hey. if you can reconstruct a dick, can you construct a dick? they got to talking about it and eventually ya boy dillon got the surgery. so shout out to all those british dudes who lost their cock fighting nazis and inadvertently contributed research/techniques to The Transgender Cause ig
my main issue with making aus is that i will also make sub aus. like the au but theres some different significant change or addition to it. and ill keep making these in my brain until theres like an entire ecosystem of them
What I was taught growing up: Wild edible plants and animals were just so naturally abundant that the indigenous people of my area, namely western Washington state, didn't have to develop agriculture and could just easily forage/hunt for all their needs.
The first pebble in what would become a landslide: Native peoples practiced intentional fire, which kept the trees from growing over the camas praire.
The next: PNW native peoples intentionally planted and cultivated forest gardens, and we can still see the increase in biodiversity where these gardens were today.
The next: We have an oak prairie savanna ecosystem that was intentionally maintained via intentional fire (which they were banned from doing for like, 100 years and we're just now starting to do again), and this ecosystem is disappearing as Douglas firs spread, invasive species take over, and land is turned into European-style agricultural systems.
The Land Slide: Actually, the native peoples had a complex agricultural and food processing system that allowed them to meet all their needs throughout the year, including storing food for the long, wet, dark winter. They collected a wide variety of plant foods (along with the salmon, deer, and other animals they hunted), from seaweeds to roots to berries, and they also managed these food systems via not only burning, but pruning, weeding, planting, digging/tilling, selectively harvesting root crops so that smaller ones were left behind to grow and the biggest were left to reseed, and careful harvesting at particular times for each species that both ensured their perennial (!) crops would continue thriving and that harvest occurred at the best time for the best quality food. American settlers were willfully ignorant of the complex agricultural system, because being thus allowed them to claim the land wasn't being used. Native peoples were actively managing the ecosystem to produce their food, in a sustainable manner that increased biodiversity, thus benefiting not only themselves but other species as well.
So that's cool. If you want to read more, I suggest "Ancient Pathways, Ancestral Knowledge: Ethnobotany and Ecological Wisdom of Indigenous Peoples of Northwestern North America" by Nancy J. Turner
And this is just the terrestrial resources. Sea gardens were also a thing along the coast.
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I heard so many people talk about romanticizing your life and at first it was annoying but then I was eating an apple and it was red and sweet and I was making an effort to conciously and slowly enjoy my apple because that's what my therapist told me to try to be more in the moment and it was the best apple I ever ate. I ate it slow and really payed attention to the sweetness and the sourness and I was sitting outside under some trees and there was a breeze and I thought: This is a perfect moment, and one day I will wish I had the opportunity to sit here and conciously eat this apple and be happy. Anyways. Try making a big deal out of small things.
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i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint
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I know it's like my thousandth time beating this particular dead horse but there's this particular type of conversation that I've seen happen on my dash on at least three separate posts that goes like
Person from the southern hemisphere: It's so annoying whenever I'm talking to someone from the U.S. and I make any mention of it being winter here and they try to correct me about it because when they hear me mention winter in the middle of the year it's easier for them to conclude that I'm fucking stupid and don't know what season it is than that I live outside the U.S. and seasons work differently where I live
American: Well to be fair I don't think you can blame them because we're just never taught that seasons work differently in the southern hemisphere lol our educational system just doesn't teach us anything about the rest of the world
Because like. How the fuck are you trying to frame that as something no one could even hope to know unless they're explicitly taught "hey btw, in the southern hemisphere seasons are offset from ours by six months" and not like. The obvious conclusion to reach the moment you gain an understanding of how seasons work. Like if around the middle of the year the weather gets hotter because the earth's axis tilt makes it so that your side of the world is pointing towards the sun then that by itself implies that people on the other side of the world would necessarily be experiencing the opposite effect because their half of the planet is pointing away from the sun.
Like legit a lot of the time the real reason for them not knowing or realizing shit is not "our shitty educational system never taught us this" but "I've never had to think about any place outside the U.S. as a real place in my entire life" because like. These are not things that anyone would need to be explicitly taught if they took two seconds to think about anywhere else in the world with the same level of logic and depth they think about the U.S.
Also not to get all third-worldist sudaca on main again but the whole not being aware of this fact plays really insidiously into how blind global northerners but particularly americans tend to be to the imperialism they benefit from. Like... the massively economically advantageous prospect of taking control of a place that can grow crops for you while it's winter in your homeland (either because it experiences little to no seasonal variation like the tropics, or because it has the opposite season like temperate zones in the southern hemisphere) was a factor driving the colonization of the tropics and the southern hemisphere at the hands of global north powers.
I love having friends who reject diet culture. I love going out when everyone buys food and drinks that they enjoy. I love people who will pipe up and suggest we stop for a snack or grab a meal. I love ordering what I want and no one making comments other than how good it looks (and maybe asking to steal a bite off my plate). I love revelling in how full we are after a good meal and taking a break to appreciate how fortunate we are. I love sharing snack from our bags with one another. I love enjoying the pleasure of food and drinks and good company.
"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts
âUgh this prominent women in the Lesbian movement turned out to be a bisexualâ âugh this famous lesbian transitioned into a manâ âugh this queer romance writer turns out to be aceâ âugh this cis feminist author ended up being nonbinaryâ âugh this writer on masculinity transitioned into a womanâ
Oh no! We might have to recognize liberation as an interconnected intersectional struggle! Ahhh!!! >.<