into the void @walkinthevoid - Tumblr Blog

Ok. What you're gonna want to do is chop up a cucumber and put it in a bowl. Then you're gonna sprinkle a generous portion of salt on top. Then you're gonna drizzle them with a balsamic vinaigrette and gently shake to combine, leaving you with a cool and refreshing summer snack. In 15 seconds dangerous and burly men are going to drag me away to an unknown second location. Remember everything I've taught you. I love you

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Taskmaster S21E8: "Take the most photos featuring at least 50% of the Taskmaster's Assistant. The Taskmaster's Assistant must stay within the arena and will run when you clap." Joanna, Armando, Kumail: 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

eesttm

- "Final scoreboard? We have a matter to resolve first." - "Yes. Amy needs to give you proof that custard has a special property."

S21E09

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peaceheather

I love the humor but also that he's not hurting the little guy by putting any weight on him whatsoever

monsterman

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me getting ready to go out

karrakazz

someone who does photoshop reverse this

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Me getting home from work

whitegenocidereturns

me

angelicdewdrop

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stepped out of my car to grab the mail and this animal threw herself desperately into my arms

creekfiend

worlds sweetest cutest baby seal.

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whose marine mammal is this

creekfiend

unfortunately I think the seal may be pregnant

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she’s a really sweet dog… we gave her a cow ear to chew on and she saved it to eat with us and kept shoving it in my face like she wanted to share it with me 😭 no food resource guarding towards humans, she let us touch her all over while she ate some kibble

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Took her in to the shelter—no chip, but they think she looks familiar so they’re posting her pictures and we’ll do the same. Heartworm clear, got her vaxxed and treated for fleas and ticks. They were really impressed with her and had her meet some other dogs and the outdoor cat and she was cautious but calm. Good on a leash, nervous in the car but just wanted me to hold her. They weren’t sure if she’s pregnant or not so she’s getting an ultrasound tomorrow.

ororium-z

Happy Pride!

rootbeergoddess

Every pride, you must reblog this. No exceptions

thesaltofcarthage

I love that four different people on my feed scheduled this joyous person to reblog by 8am on June 1. I look forward to seeing this a dozen more times today.

bitchesgetriches

As a teenager, life gave me lemons.

I ate the lemons—skins, seeds, and stickers.

Many years later, I wrote a guide to help others eat lemons.

This is a guide to leaving home before 18. It ranks among the most important and most personal things I've ever written. It's also one of our most popular guides of all time. So I updated and expanded it. To make it as accessible as possible, we recorded audio and video versions too. My lemon-flavored heart would swell with joy and citric acid to know it reached people who need it.

But it's a fight share it. Heavy topics like this get muted and buried on most social platforms. Even worse, this administration is deleting surveys and data about it; my .gov sources transmogrified into 404s before my very eyes. Gonna post this, and pray that Tumblr does what Tumblr does best.

How To Leave Home Before 18

Video Version 🍋 Audio Version 🍋 Text Version

bulkhummus

favorite trope is rocky not realizing graces glasses like. Actually do something

nyabbycat

personal favorite theme decor from the aquarium today

trans-axolotl

Image description: [An aquarium exhibit set up to look like a fake laundromat with many pink translucent jellyfish in a tank shaped like a washing machine. There are signs that say “Blue Moon Laundromat,” “Drop off laundry Service,” and “Professional Dry cleaning services.” The second image is a gif of the jellyfish moving in the dark blue water. ]

draconym

In my Disney princess era but I believe in not habituating wildlife to human contact so I keep having to shoo away animals that are trying to talk to me

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Woodchuck looking bewildered after I barked at him for walking right up to me

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This rabbit tried to get into my car when I was sitting in the driveway with the door open. I asked them "what do you think you're doing???" and they casually walked away. didn't even deign to hop.

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