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REQUESTS ARE OPEN- request any genre and any character, no promises but i’ll probably at least do a lil imagine for it!
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Janaina Medeiros
Not today Justin

#extradirty
TVSTRANGERTHINGS

Origami Around
$LAYYYTER
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oozey mess

PR's Tumblrdome
Three Goblin Art
DEAR READER

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blake kathryn
Cosmic Funnies
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"

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JVL

@theartofmadeline
Stranger Things
Today's Document

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All the fics I’ve posted on here are below the cut! Mostly Harry Potter and Star Trek TNG.
REQUESTS ARE OPEN- request any genre and any character, no promises but i’ll probably at least do a lil imagine for it!
* = smut
Time to clean the blorbo! Pick an action
gently run a lintroller over them
steam clean
handwash only
machine wash hot, longest cycle
use a power washer
sandblast them
let them stay filthy
other
plz reblog for sampo size
new DB Cooper theory: he’s still falling
new DB Cooper theory: she’s still falling
A Fistful of Datas (ST:TNG season 6, episode 8)
Lieutenant Worf: Where are we?
Alexander Rozhenko: Deadwood. 19th century Earth - the Ancient West.
Lieutenant Worf: What is our function here?
Alexander Rozhenko: You are the sheriff, and I am the deputy.
Little midnight deanna troi study bc ive been watching tng and i love her alot 🌹🌹
When all you have is a vase, all your problems start to look like flowers
Well sometimes my problems look like two heads facing each other really close
This is so basic and general, and also very specific and I fear it's literally me
Going outside with wet hair from showering is humiliating because everyone sees you and thinks stuff like "eww gross here comes the wet girl". But going outside with wet hair when it's raining? Unambiguous boon because now everyone is thinking stuff like "wow, she's so topical" and "her hair is a scathing critique of the times we live in"
the sex bot strategy is evolving: tempting innocent tumblr users with public transit
Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.
Sarek fucking hates this guy and it's 100% envy
human diplomat: [laughs at joke]
vulcan diplomat (to himself): this is great. I’m going to get a good grade in Party, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
we are the daughters of the Sauls you couldn’t call
This is one of the cutest Data momens IMO and I've never heard anyone talk about it
Fuck Meyer-Briggs whatever typology. This INTFP shit is only for redditors up their own asses to substitute for a personality. Use my new typology instead!
Your ideal environment is:
Hot/Cold
Wet/Dry
Bright/Dark
Loud/Quiet
HWBL - beach boy
HWBQ - tropical fish
HWDL - dingy club bathroom hookup
HWDQ - the swamp woman
HDBL - CoachellaBurningmanSouthbysouthwestACL attendee
HDBQ - Lizard
HDDL - Vegas babeyyyy
HDDQ - Trapped in a slot canyon
CWBL - Rowdy Lobsterman Crew
CWBQ - penguin living
CWDL - port angeles basement show
CWDQ - bruminating amphibian/hypothermic mammal
CDBL - ski resort
CDBQ - Christmas in Nebraska
CDDL - mcmurdo station rave
CDDQ - corpse
alternate narrative: it’s actually fine if someone found me a little weird or even off-putting. i am a little weird and it’s no big deal
let's exceed mama
“I’m so proud of my enormous child”
And also: I AM PROUD OF MY TINY MOM IF I SIT ON HER ENOUGH MAYBE SHE WILL GET AS BIG AS ME BUT I LOVE HER ANYHOW