just an audhd trans dude

[rangerofthesouth]

THIS IS THE NEWS: TODAY IN LUKE AND SAM BREAK TOM [ THIS. OH. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. They are such children ... I love that they have this to look back on as old men and realise that they have always been crazy

Tom trying so hard to not crash out

Sam and luke have just piled the chairs up... "Aj starts whistling" oh no is it Sam...luke thinks it's sam, he knows that sam will do that just to be annoying ..sam comes out and is like... nah it wasn't me

Tom mayo crashing out *I love my friends i love my friends I love my friends. I must not commit murder on stage. Murder bad bad.*

Sam or Luke make something go boom

GREMLIN SAM IN HIS HOOLIGAN POSTURE APPEARS!!!!!!!! Luke is cackling, tom is just a tired dad at this point

Look at this pained smile 🤣🤣

BUT I WANNA JOIN IN ON THE CHAOS

SAM STOP PRETENDING TO MISUNDERSTAND ME. LISTEN SAM,LISTEN. LISTEN TO MEEEEEEE SAMUEL LISTEN

Thomas Mayo everyone

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

Dealing With Executive Dysfunction - A Masterpost

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.

The “get stuff done while you wait” method.

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.

The “break the task into smaller steps” method.

The “treat yourself like a pet” method.

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.

The “put on a persona” method.

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.

The “wait for a trigger” method.

The “do it for your future self” method.

The “might as well” method.

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.

The “make it easy” method.

The “junebugging” method.

The “just show up” method.

The “accept when you need help” method.

The “make it into a game” method.

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.

The “trick yourself” method.

The “break it into even smaller steps” method.

The “let go of should” method.

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.

The “fork theory” method.

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.

[ace-anarchist]

Fixed the links:

The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method

The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method

The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method

The “get stuff done while you wait” method

The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method

The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method

The “break the task into smaller steps” method

The “treat yourself like a pet” method

The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method

The “put on a persona” method

The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method

The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method

The “wait for a trigger” method

The “do it for your future self” method

The “might as well” method

The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method

The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method

The “make it easy” method

The “junebugging” method

The “just show up” method

The “accept when you need help” method

The “make it into a game” method

The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method

The “trick yourself” method

The “break it into even smaller steps” method

The “let go of should” method

The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method

The “fork theory” method

The “effectivity over aesthetics” method

[great-gatsby]

every reread kills me a little bit more

[great-gatsby]

reread and enjoy <3

[ros-sauce]

I'm imagining a fortune teller who's also a child so her idea of what a good fate is vs a terrible one isn't really in line with her clients at all

[ros-sauce]

Imagine u go to visit the oraclet (oracling?) and she tells u there's untold riches in your future and later it becomes very apparent that what she was predicting was you winning $20 from a lottery ticket

[ros-sauce]

She dismisses every wedding she predicts as a Terrible Fate because she thinks the kissing is cringe

[no-one-offical]

‎

[shiftythrifting]

Found at the Rag Machine in Vancouver, Canada.

[tiddybearcomfortstrap]

Everyone in the notes forgetting about the concept of pregnancy you’re so valid never change

[wellybootadhd]

... I also assumed it meant bottom surgery 🙃

[jesuismurphy]

Hands down my favorite part of Night At The Museum is that it’s low key the plot of The Mummy (1999) but like, chill.

[jesuismurphy]

Like Rami Malek’s character isn’t like a mannequin come to life like the rest of them. He’s 100% a 3000 year old reanimated corpse. And everyone’s just fine with it.

[jesuismurphy]

He could just take the tablet and fully walk out of the museum and just live his life but he’s a bro and would rather be a glorified docent.

[leelbell]

Okay, but I love that night at the museum has the exact set up for a horror movie and the only reason it’s family friendly is because the characters choose to try and understand each other and be helpful. You could literally keep the entire opening and premise of the film and make an R rated horror flick.

[aethersea]

#FUCK YOU’RE RIGHT #god he could just…bounce #he could just take the tablet and go get a job (x)

[superfandomlife]

Shoot From The Hip - Improvised Play 48: The Hobnob Affair (2025)

Bonus:

[pitbolshevik]

i love when you’re talking to someone who’s not from florida and you just casually mention a thing that only happens in Florida and it ruins their whole day

[pitbolshevik]

one time i was talking to some guy and he was like “haha how do yall get alligators in your backyard? do you not have fences?” and i had to inform him that gators can absolutely climb fences

[pitbolshevik]

omw to go sit in your pool

[gaymageclub]

this is why kennedy space center had to install fancy outward-curving fences around the launchpad, bc gators climbing over regular fences and getting on the launchpad could be very dangerous

[songsofwaterandnight]

I’d like to think that the “STOP 🛑” sign is also for the gators.

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

The gators don’t abide by our petty laws. They are…instigators.

[weaselle]

turns out they climb trees too. Like regularly. they tend to do it a lot less once they reach certain sizes, but like several crocodilian species turn out to have a whole development period where they spend a lot of time in trees, and we just never knew that until like 2014 because, understandably, nobody who was studying them thought “i wonder if I should look for a bunch of crocodiles up in the trees”

[frottinq]

new phobia just dropped

[turnipfritters]

haters will see multi-talented queens and develop a phobia

[wholesome-animal-images]

@wholesome-animal-images

[swingsetindecember]

tv shows with time travel organizations/bureaus/police/agencies/whatever should have a department with instead of a tech genius eating candy, it’s a harried seamstress or fashion designer who is like

“1450 italy? does it look like I have the time to dye you wool? nO. YOU’RE GOING TO THE 1980s”

and throws shoulder pads at the hapless time agent

[katya-1917]

And she’s always having problems with two particular female agents - Emma who argues with her every time stays or a corset are required and refuses to wear them, and Jen, a desk agent who already had appropriate clothing of her own when she was sent to the 1880s in an administrative pinch (which was a great relief to the very overworked wardrobe department, that all they had to do was inspect the agent’s own clothes), wears modern reproduction Victorian clothing to work, and has never been seen in modern clothing by anyone at the agency - Jen’s a worse nitpicker than the head seamstress herself, and willingly admits that she applied to work at the agency because she’s sick of office dress codes that expect her to own and wear modern fast fashion, and she figured an office where people *time travel* wouldn’t care as much.

She has just accepted that any situation involving a certain range of time periods and Emma means she needs to schedule the argument and alot time for it. She likes Jen sometimes, but Jen also drives the whole agency nuts - and she thinks Jen is borrowing things from the wardrobe department without permission. And Jen tends to get into fights with Emma and some of the equally militant modern feminists who have Opinions on bust support. Emma says she will *not* wear a torture device for fashion, Jen says that is not what those garments are and hers is comfortable and if anything she’d call Emma’s modern bra torturous, she hates them, and then next thing anyone knows, there’s two ladies throwing punches in the middle of the wardrobe department, getting chunks of hair and splatters of blood all over the place.

As if that wasn’t bad enough, half of the men refuse to wear “skirts” or anything they think of as “women’s clothes”, regardless of the context for the garment and the fact that all of the other men in that place and time will be wearing the same thing. And half of the women aren’t anywhere near as bad as Jen or Emma, but will refuse to wear *trousers* or anything the 21st century considers explicitly masculine! “I signed up for time travel, not crossdressing!”

[time-traveler-that-fucked-up]

Oh my godddddd, I totally forgot about Emma and Jen.

[that-vexaholic-cryptid]

Like to STAB

Reblog to STAB AGAIN

[scramratz]

I don’t like how I’m kinda expected to rewrite the first 20 years of my life just because I’m trans. I was the eldest daughter in a black household. I can’t go back and edit my history to say I was the eldest son, cuz that doesn’t accurately convey the certain standards I was held to. I was the only girl in my engineering class. I can’t leave out the “girl” part. It recontextualizes the entire situation. I don’t think either of those facts invalidates my current gender and I don’t think trans people should be expected to rewrite their own history in fear of that

[boimgfrog]

trans women r literally so cool theu get tits AND a prostate?? i thought only markilpler could do that

[boimgfrog]

i need 2 stop posting after taking my sleep meds jesus christ

[boimgfrog]

hey guys we don't have to rb this post. like we can keep it to ourselves. we can let this post not be rbed.

[druid-for-hire]

[image id: a four-page comic. it is titled “immortality” after the poem by clare harner (more popularly known as “do not stand at my grave and weep”). the first page shows paleontologists digging up fossils at a dig. it reads, “do not stand at my grave and weep. i am not there. i do not sleep.” page two features several prehistoric creatures living in the wild. not featured but notable, each have modern descendants: horses, cetaceans, horsetail plants, and crocodilians. it reads, “i am a thousand winds that blow. i am the diamond glints on snow. i am the sunlight on ripened grain. i am the gentle autumn rain.” the third page shows archaeopteryx in the treetops and the skies, then a modern museum-goer reading the placard on a fossil display. it reads, “when you awaken in the morning’s hush, i am the swift uplifting rush, of quiet birds in circled flight. i am the soft stars that shine at night. do not stand at my grave and cry.” the fourth page shows a chicken in a field. it reads, “i am not there. i did not die” / end id]

a comic i made in about 15 hours for my school’s comic anthology. the theme was “evolution”

[rongzhi]

A naked eye 3D pterosaur installation at Shanghai Natural History Museum

(The guide is describing the exhibit and talking about the various "flying dinosaurs" and their appearance through history as they emerge from the fossil displays)

[rthstewart]

This is so cool. I've been to a LOT of natural history museums and have never seen anything so creative and also what a terrific way to demonstrate a possible mode of and reason for flight evolution.

[soundlessdragon]

My kids are still quite young (under school age), and I've been careful to try to make sure they only have kind role models. This has resulted in typical mean language being absent from their vocabulary, such as "you're stupid/ugly/I hate you", but they've started inventing their own ways to be mean lol, such as "you're not my brother anymore, you're a stranger to me now", and hearing that out of a toddler's mouth is so cutting lol

[soundlessdragon]

My favorite tags so far

[gator-crusador]

This is a great case-in-point about why designating certain words forbidden is an ineffective strategy. Words don’t dictate thoughts and feelings; they express them. The thoughts and feelings remain, even if the mode of expression is taken away, and a new mode of expression for the thought will be found.

[smrow]

two more paleo doodles to wrap up this latest round. an Eotriceratops and a hissy Quetzalcoatlus.