Pretty Crazy Eh?

Woman/Canadian/tired

[dierdele]

marc-andré fleury x the delight song of tsoai-talee by n. scott momaday, native american heritage day 2023 💚💛

[beemovieerotica]

wait tumblr is now fully telling us if the call is coming from inside the house?

[g0om]

[ooppo]

Pomegranates are the most dramatic fruit ever.

Bitch you are a piece of fruit why does it look like I murdered you. Why do you leave my fingertips red and stained. Why do you run down my hands to my elbows when I tear you apart. Why must I rip your body into bloodied chunks to get what's inside of you. Why do you sound so lovely when I crack you open. Why must I eat you with a knife and my bare hands. Why is there so much of you and why is there never enough.

[batmanego]

ive found that when i say “save me [x character] save me” im usually saying it about a character that has gone through something similar to what im currently going through (ie saying Save me arthur morgan when i’m coughing horribly) and it dawned on me recently that it’s essentially the same as praying to saints for intercession

[batmanego]

let me ask my catholic mother about this actually

[batmanego]

[batmanego]

ora pro nobis arthur morgan.

[girlnephew]

[badasserywomen]

Some gideon the ninith, arriving at canaan house

I cause tlt brainrot again.

[ltwilliammowett]

Curious Polar bear (Ursus maritimus) standing upright and looking through porthole into the kitchen of arctic expedition ship M/S Stockholm in Svalbard, Spitsbergen, Norway by Andy Rouse               

[captain-price-officially]

[ltwilliammowett]

Hahaha that’s great. By the way, this is the picture of him with his head in.

[zouffle]

[androfembot]

note to self: do NOT double the chocolate chip cookie recipe. the mixer can’t handle it. I can’t handle it. my knees hurt. I’ve been rotating cookie sheets since I was born and I will be rotating cookie sheets until I die

[androfembot]

help

[alder-knight]

[cairospirit]

[johnwickfucker]

robert evans continuing to be my hero

[johnwickfucker]

wait there's more

[top-cheese]

― Blud, Rachel McKibben

hockey poetry post 112/?

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7

[gyudons]

the beautiful game

[sergeifyodorov]

connor mctragedy this. connor mcdoomed by the narrative that. what about connor mcendearing? connor mcwirey muscle, coiled tight like a spring, like a cat about to pounce? connor mchands as soft as fawn skin, heart in the right place (not that he knows where that's supposed to be), mind cold like a knife. connor mclike a bullet in its casing, unshot. connor mcsexy thighs also

[nottodayjustin]

January 3rd 2024 best hockey tweet of the day

[paxamericana]

the x files is funny because at the time it was “progressive” or whatever to have the ultra-rational, levelheaded character be a woman

but it’s also a show where all the fucked up alien shit actually is real, so she’s just constantly wrong about everything

[cryptid-sighting]

What’s funny is how often they’re both wrong. Mulder will be like “the victims all had their livers scooped clean out this is obviously the aliens escalating from cattle mutilation” and Scully will be like “don’t be silly Mulder this is clearly just a serial killer who’s really good with surgical tools” and then it turns out the actual killer is an immortal sewer man who comes out ever quarterly century to feast on human liver.

[hound-slut]

I cannot stress enough that this is literally the plot of an actual episode

[fusdoq]

in standard arabic, there are two singular you pronouns: feminine and masculine. in different arabic dialects, usually they are both used or the masculine form is used for everyone. except tunisian dialect!! the feminine you is used to address everyone. the looks of offense and surprise on other arab men's faces when addressed by "enti" are always so worth it xD

[cheba-misato]

[5weekdays]

"hey, bobby, ginger's kid came out to her as non-binerary! can you believe it?"

"non-binary."

"huh? wha? what'd i say?"

"you said 'non-binerary.' the word is non-binary."

"right. non-byrony."

"oh my god"

[5weekdays]

"ginger's gonna march with her kid in the parade next year! she's so excited!"

"she'll get to make signs... chant slogans..."

"you sound kind of jealous, lin."

"well, maybe i *am* jealous. maybe *i* wanna be a PFLAG mom."

"pee flag!!"

"gene."

[5weekdays]

"...kids, are any of you non-binary?"

"i respond to both 'attaboy' and 'you go, girl!'"

"i'm whatever gender gets the coolest happy meal toys."