Teen Ramblings

AP student posts about all the weridness I encounter on a daily basis. (And incase it is unclear, I am a minor)

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Batgirl atheistic pt 2: Stephanie Brown as Spoiler

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Quotes from my school Pt God knows

Teacher, picking sticks: Maddie B

Teacher: Hey, like MattieB the rapper!

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Quotes from my high school Pt 16

(During Covid)

Latin Teacher: "So you just fly to other states cause soccer’s illegal in Lousiana?"

Student: "Yeah, people do that do that for a lot of things. Like gay marriage!"

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Quotes From My School Pt. 15

“I’m a simple girl. You give me lesbians, I give you life.” 

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Quotes From My School Pt 14

Latin Teacher: “Why is this the second time today I’ve had to argue about what a tomato is?

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Did I stream Uh Oh by Jeremy Shada 5 times at midnight when it came out? Yes. 

Have I played nothing but Uh Oh by Jeremy Shada all day and on repeat? Yes. 

Will I play anything else today? Uh, No. 

Am I stunned every time the idea of Reggie singing it pops into my head? Abso-freaking-lutely. 

Someone give this man a full solo song in Season 2! 

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Batgirl atheistic pt 1: The OG Batgirl aka Barbara Gordon edition

(if you post this somewhere else, please ask and give me credit)

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How did I not notice?

Okay, so in “Flying Solo,” Julie sings that Flynn “know[s] who I'm likin' way before I liked them, duh / 'Cause you liked them first.” This implies that Julie’s crushes have always been Flynn’s crushes first. And who’s Julie’s crush in the first episode? Nick. So through “Flying Solo,” Julie implies that Flynn at one point in time had a crush on Nick. I have not seen anyone bring this point up yet. Now this not just adds another layer to their friendship and Flynn’s instance that Julie accepts Nick’s offer for a date, but also brings up a potential aspect for the ending of the Julie-Carrie(-Flynn) friendship. In this essay I will–

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Quotes from my school Pt 13

Latin Teacher: "I’m sure you could put T in a locker. I’m not giving you permission to put T in a locker!"

Student: "We could steal and 8th grader and put them in a locker."

Teacher: "Stealing? That’s called kidnapping and is illegal!"

Student: "It’s not illegal if we bait them."

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Quotes from my school Pt 12

Teacher: I try to be genuinely nice sometimes, but since I’m normally so snarky, it backfires! 

Student: Then why don’t you be nice all the time?

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Quotes from my school pt 11

Quiz Bowl Coach: Please don’t passive aggressively shame people. I do enough of that to the people here. 

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Quotes from my school Pt 10

Latin Teacher "I don’t really mind the earthquakes. I think it would be a nice thing to spice up life."

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Quotes from my school Pt 9

The actually smart student: You think I know who Pinocchio is? 

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HP thoughts

Teddy lupin deserves the world. That’s it. That’s the post.

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Quotes from my school Pt 8

Student: I would let Joe Barrow cheat on me. 

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attached are also numbers for worldwide suicide hotlines. please reach out for help if you’re feeling hopeless.

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Arguments between my friends.

Is Simon from Lord of the Flies a werewolf?