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It’s actually so funny that in the Tampa hotel room Ilya says it’s simple and Shane’s like shut the fuck up Pinocchio and come sit next to me

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Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

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art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

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never going to be over that time I was trying to explain polyamory to my mum, and she said "I just don't understand how someone could be in love with two people at once" and I gave her my the-cognitive-dissonance-is-causing-me-physical-pain face and she said "what??" and I very quietly said "mother....you had an affair...."

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koi-jyu

HOW IS MY SISTER STRAIGHT UP CARRYING A GUZHENG?????

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SIS IS FUCKING BUFF

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every 5 minutes i go wow i NEED to kill myself and then i ignore it because i have things to do

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Ilya: I’m slowly boiling in this pot…. It’s burning my flesh… it’s hollowing me out… why won’t Shane get me out of the pot…

Galina: that’s very difficult. have you told him about the pot?

Ilya: OF COURSE I HAVEN’T TOLD HIM ABOUT THE FUCKING POT

ilyasmole

NADINE FOR SEVENTEEN EVERYBODY UP

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“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly.

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and the thrilling sequel: “taking meds for that is the easy way out!” right you are my dude, i’m a huge fan of not making things harder than they have to be

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following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

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once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

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I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.