[whitetrsh-cryptid]

Everyone’s a feral queen till they have to get rabies shots in the ass every week for a month

[whitetrsh-cryptid]

[whitetrsh-cryptid]

Listening to the Halo audiobooks while also playing through the games for the first time has a nigga conflicted about Dr. Halsey

[whitetrsh-cryptid]

Book 4 and significantly less conflicted

[malibuklaus]

[galadriel1010]

Sometimes you get a brief glimpse into the American worldview and decide that you don't want to know.

[transcyberism]

I cannot stress enough that this meme is entirely literal. there's no reference or subtext you don't know. these are simply the objectively most popular works of art from each denomination.

[cornedbeefhashtags]

Diane, clear my schedule. I’m attempting a recipe that says “prep time: 15 minutes.”

[patriotspondering]

[speakthewordonly]

in a kill it with your sword kill it with your sword amen mood today

[angelicguy]

[sunb1eeder]

resisting facism by wearing the ugliest outfit in the polycule

[chronophobica]

what they DONT tell you about clarinets is that you have to fucking build the damn thing every single time. "what instrument do you play" fucking legos man idk

[alphabetizing-posts]

about build clarinets damn do DONT every fucking fucking have idk instrument is legos man play" single tell that the they thing time. to what "what you you you

[howverychaotic]

I really need to start reading the blog name because I thought I was having some sort of moment right there.

[batmanshole]

crisp glass of water moodboard

[podencos]

I’m so easily revitalized by small, loving gestures

[fluffysheeple]

christian bad driver: my guardian angel watches over me, I don't need to look before I merge

atheist bad driver: I will rely on my own skill to see myself safely home after a mere 8 drinks

agnostic bad driver: no one knows where all these dents and scratches came from

[angeltiddies]

[dont-open-dead-inside-net]

[stroebe2]

The Prevent Forest Fire sign in Manning Park, BC in the 1950s

[tuxankhamun]

Trial by wombat

[anticurses]

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household