I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF
This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.
Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.
w-what if potato is actually lucky
I'm desperate ☠️
only chain mail I tolerate
Please, golden potato. Bless me with health, wealth, and the determination to tackle next year with tenacity and new life.
















