Ander

they/them • an eldritch abomination • Consistently in a state of crisis

[constantstateofstress-deactivat]

“Y’know what? Sometimes you just have to blast Coldplay and Ricky Montgomery and sit in silence and that’s ok.”

[goalofthecentury]

this is the actual funniest image ive ever seen

[hickeywiththegoodhair]

no idea who these twinks are but i support them

[wisestbitchin-albion-deactivate]

i know who these twinks are but i support them

[hoshifromkpop]

x

[memento-mariii]

[krystal-prisms]

@fallen-angel-selenite @official-lucifers-child

[overateddumbass]

[aintmyjewelry]

the photos of prince philip leaving the hospital have my fucking yelling

[aintmyjewelry]

that’s a corpse just walking around

[powerfulwizard]

[jasonttodd]

*comes online*

*reblogs 30 things within 5 minutes*

*fucks off again*

[swagintherain]

setup and punchline

[lord-kitschener]

The artist is luo li rong

[cecaeliawitch]

The statue doesn’t have big enough titties to have been made by a man.

[radgoblin]

I know I’ve reblogged this before but the schadenfreude is too delicious.

[gehayi]

By the way, the statue is called  La mélodie oubliée (The Forgotten Melody). Luo Li Rong also painted it:

And here she and the statue are in a more formal setting (museum or art show, I can’t tell):

[theepoetspoet]

“Dork ass losers”

[lulu-tan79]

That beautiful statue started from this:

Ms. Luo Lirong graduated from China Central Academy Of Fine Arts. She’s a very talented artist. More of her works:

[scatterations]

Beautiful. Extraordinary talent

[daisyjonesdailylines-deactivate]

Follow her on Instagram luo_li_rong_art.

[redfoxwritesstuff]

one, I’ve never seen it with paint and it’s somehow even better. As are her other works. 

[lil-tumbles]

She’s back, and she’s beautiful.

[jenniferrpovey]

I reblogged this before, but with fewer sculptures…

[katschy]

She’s on IG, luo_li_rong_art , if you would like to see her other pieces and WIPs.

[determinedowl23]

!!!!

[heir-of-the-chair]

It will always blow my mind how people sculpt fabric over people’s bodies. Like that is really cool I have no idea how they get it to look like that

[notvoid]

[roguerobi]

Okay so my favorite thing about this that kinda gets lost in translation is that the word ガーリックトースト is read as “gaarikku tousuto” which means the final お is just an extension of the last sound

TL;DR In English this tweet would just be

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GARLIC TOASTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[wierdo-artist]

That's gonna be some tasty Garlic Toast. Good and crunchy

[melaschasma]

[unpretty]

[wierdo-artist]

I wish to meet Zaxar the Giant Rat Man

[reannotfound]

Schlatt: “Guys, i just found a new scent!”

Wilbur: “what is it?”

Schlatt: “S a n d.”

Wilbur: “oh yeah! the smell is similar to the taste!”

Philza, getting war flashbacks: 

[sieunies]

google just made me so emo

[felicitysmoak-queeen]

oh my god I can’t stop crying

[beingbreannaleigh]

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

[uvindi]

Nobody gonna point that ads from 2017

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

If you think this 2017 made you tear up, the 2020 one will make you bawl your eyes out I’m not joking

[holymolyhotcannoli]

I didn’t even notice this was from 2017….

[nerdianity]

[straightboyfriend]

[babyanimalgifs]

Little leaf cutter bee waking up in her tiny leaf bed 🐝 

(Source)

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

THIS BITCH LIVES INSIDE A TINY BLUNT LMAO

[lesbian-toddhoward]

STOP IT!!!!! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT WEED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[inthefallofasparrow]

[feraligatr]

ıt has come to my attention that both washroom and kelsey’s are canadian terms and that is the reason this post didnt reach a wider audience

[feraligatr]

ok attempt number #2 for my american followers: 

 me: i need to use the Bathroom 

 waiter: baby you at an applebee’s, shit anywhere

[feraligatr]

shajkldhskjladfhjklsdgkljdaghdsajlkgh

[ithelpstodream]

[glitterz]

Omg rly ??

[ithelpstodream]

yes! really!

translifeline.org

US: [phone]

CANADA: [phone]

Pacific time: 8am to 2am

Mountain time: 9am to 3am

Central time: 10am to 4am

Eastern time: 11am to 5am

Alaska time: 7am to 1am

Hawaii time: 6am to 12am

[aaliyahbreaux]

Okay so I just got off the phone with them. I talked to a trans girl named Aurora & she was super helpful! She gave me a few doctors to talk to & encouraged me to seek therapy instead of just rushing to get my pills. She literally found a trans friendly therapist in my town & I would definitely recommend giving them a call!

[nothappy-nonbinary-forpositivity]

GUYS COME SEE THIS!!!!!! I didn’t know about this, come look!!!!!!

[suriandtaal]

it literally would not be right to ever not reblog this

[podcastgalore]

For any trans followers I have. Stay safe and know you are loved

[coolthingoftheday]

Trees, like animals, can also experience albinism, though it is extremely rare.

[jumpingjacktrash]

the reason it’s rare is because without chlorophyll, the plant can’t get energy, and dies shortly after sprouting unless it has some other source of food. so if you see a plant as big as the one in the picture that doesn’t have any green in its leaves, it’s getting its nutrition from the roots of a neighboring plant of the same species, feeding on the sugars created by the other plant’s photosynthesis.

albino plants are basically vampires.

[heywetotheotherworld]

For a long time, scientists thought they were parasites, and couldn’t figure out why the bigger plants didn’t release chemicals to kill them.

Turns out, the lil’ ghost redwoods benefit their hosts by filtering toxins and acting as a sort of backup immune system.

They’re vampires, and they’re commensal, symbiotic mutualists!

[peridotite]

TTHE “ALREADY, NARUTO?” CHAT IS SO FUCKKING FNNY

[peridotite]

this is peak comedy