* geeettttttt dunked on!!!

* You can feel your sins crawling on your back.

[agreyeyedgirl]

[hyrude]

why are non-offensive moves even an option in pokemon?? im here to kick ass. have fun wasting a turn with your swords dance mirror shield whatever the fuck while i beat the shit out of you. hope you can still enjoy that raised sp attack stat in poke-hell

[cina-full-moon-xanadium]

counterpoint

[lileewink]

[bob-belcher]

[windoftime]

The mouse will have your head, @danaterrace

[buzzlightyearhugecock]

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

[pwesident]

alright one sec

[pwesident]

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

[lilhawkeye3]

Art advice 👀🎨

[ivyquinzel]

Me in fourth grade: I am a god above you all. I have a twelfth grade reading level. I'm one of the two biggest readers in school and everybody knows it. This book? Yeah, I started it yesterday. I finished it today. Yeah it's 600 pages, what about it? You fools are nothing compared to me.

Me now: I can only read fanfiction and comic books. I can't even reread my favourite books. Actually starting a new book? Not happening. Reading is still my favourite activity but I can't do it. I am physically incapable of reading more than ten pages. I had to google how to spell twelfth. My favourite books are all over 1000 pages send help.

[funnytwittertweets]

[kalichnikov]

i wanna talk about this shot

[kalichnikov]

if forum signatures still existed this would be mine

[un-javi]

[karvina]

[chamiryokuroi]

Thinking about it, the Mystery Twins are those dumb people that walk towards the creepy sound at night on a horror movie, except they actually survive.

[cappucino-commie]

Someone: “Y’all we’re being the white college kids in a movie right now.”

Mabel: “Yea, but none of them ever have a knife!”

Someone: “Why the fuck do you have a knife?!?”

Dipper: “Cause she’s better at hand to hand so I take the crossbow.”

Someone: “What the fuck!?!?”

[chamiryokuroi]

Mabel: “We also have some holy water, salt”

Dipper: “Some sage and unicorn hair”

Someone: “Uhh are we sure they ain’t the killers?”

Mabel: “Don’t be silly! we would had done a better job of hiding the bodies”

Dipper: “what she said”

[verysorrytobother]

Someone: “oh no oh no we’re cornered there’s no way out we’re all gonna die—”

Dipper: “Don’t worry, we’ve got our uncles on speed-dial”

Someone: “How is THAT supposed to help?!”

Mabel (on phone): “Yeah, so this dude is trying to kill us—”

*wall implodes*

Stan and Ford: “WHERE IS HE.”

[mdoodlerfandomart]

I couldn’t resist

[cupcakesandtv]

Absolutely a sucker for the “ARE YOU HURT” once over. The wandering hands, frantically checking for blood or pain just SOMETHING. ABSOLUTELY TERRIFIED of what they might find while searching. The panicked look on the face of the person doing the checking, the glossy, confused “I’m fine” from the person being checked. HOO BOY just inject that shit right into my veins

[doodlerh]

and that’s why kazuha is on the alcor

[norppalia]

saw this one tweet a while back about tomo being turned into a maguu kenki and it has been living in my head rent free ever since

[1000feuille]

[edvonstein]

saw this meme for age of calamity and had to roll with it.

[animepopheart]

★ 【♠Sea】 「 阿贾克斯 」 ☆ ⊳ childe // genshin impact ✔ republished w/permission ⊳ ⊳ follow me on twitter

[samijen]

Tartaglia!

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