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Name: Jana Age: 32 Birthday: 04/05/94 Sexuality:  ace lesbian Race/pronouns:white/they them About Me: I like Heated Rivalry, Wonder Woman, dungeon meshi, apothicary diaries,Avatar,Comics,Art and reading fic. if you want to get to know me.. just send an ask

[mocacci]

Unstoppable force meets immovable object 2 (wip)

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Yes, i'm continuing this comic.

[wayba3]

A teacher and his aquarium

[beakybeakybeaky]

I love all the baby Shane swearing and generally all the baby Shane headcanons.

Consider: baby Shane who pronounces ‘puck’ as ‘fuck’. Like. Teeny (fat) baby. He’s about 14-15 months and in Yuna’s arms watching a hockey game on TV.

“MAMA FUCK!”

“Yes, sweetie. PUCK.” *glances at her in-laws awkwardly.”

He’s almost two and running around with a baby hockey stick, and a cousin takes it.

“My fuck my fuck my fuck!”

Yuna drinks more wine.

[stardustpainter]

Ilya trying to outplay his demons

[sumthinboutapickle]

The thing is, Ilya and Shane don’t know how to kiss without tongue. It’s how they have always kissed, and how they continue to kiss long after they’ve been outed. Even in public, they are swapping spit and losing themselves in it completely. Hayden and Jackie are used to it (even if Hayden doesn’t entirely like it), Rose and Svetlana love it. The centaurs are getting used to it.

As far as Ilya is concerned, their kisses are incapable of being anything but small. He loves his husband. His sexy, bratty Shane who also never does things by half measures. So when Ilya goes in for a kiss, Shane can’t help but make it a competition and give it his all, licking into each others mouths slow and filthy, ignoring the playful groans from their friends and family.

“Are they always like this?” Scott asks warily one night at the kingfisher with all of the centaurs sitting in his bar. “Yep.” Bood pops the p as he takes a swig of his beer. Ilya had Shane pinned in a booth, ravaging his mouth with his own, Shane clenching Ilya’s hair between his fingers in a seemingly painful looking grip. Ilya just kissed him harder.

“You should see them when they’re both actually drunk” Tanner Dillon laughed.

Or when they’re simply saying goodbye to each other, Ilya can’t help getting a taste of Shane when he kisses him, the groaning from his teammates ignored.

At first Shane was a bit self conscious in open displays of affection but now fully embraces Ilya’s kisses whenever he gets one. Soon enough, Shane becomes more comfortable in himself and is the one taking Ilya’s mouth, slow and unhurried. No one turns him on more than his husband. So strong and domineering, losing himself to Shane’s touch.

A PDA jar was brought up, but quickly became ineffective as Ilya would put a 100 in the jar every morning before practice started. “An advanced payment” is what he called it.

Anyways they’re just disgustingly enamored with each other and have no qualms about kissing the hell out of each other.

[sweetangelfart]

Their outfits in the bar scene is so precious to me.

We have #ourshane who is dripped out in his "I'm in my millionaire hot shot outfit that I hired a stylist to pick out specifically to woo my man's pants off, you think this gives off 'I want you to rearrange my guts and then rearrange your opinions on us being together' " outfit, beelining to #ourilya who looks like death has warmed over despite wearing his "look at me, I am so nonchalant, in my floral print shirt and short shorts that I got as an inside joke only I know, #bitchface #russian-smoulder ...haha, I'm not pining for a man who's joggers I've shoved my face into to breathe in his scent after he made me meet god on my couch and left me there to rot in memories of us as our cum dried on my stomach" outfit.

Shane in his mind is already 5 steps ahead, he's had a honest talk about himself, has had his epiphanies and he's already quietly worked out a plan to execute in the background and is ready to have.a.talk.with.his.man. ain't nothing gonna stop him from bulldozing the wall that ilya has built up. He's determined 💪 he's got a one track mind. Win ilya back and Win the all stars game. PERIODT.

Ilya on the other hand is fucking bracing for impact going, awh fuck he's gonna break up with me and I'm wearing a floral shirt.... he's gonna tell me he's gonna marry rose landry and I'm wearing a floral shirt...he's gonna tell me he doesn't need me anymore and I'm wearing a floral shirt... I'm gonna lose him forever and I'm wearing. a .goddamed. floral. shirt. ....*record scratch* wait a damn minute, He what?

.....oh my fucking god, this beautiful fucking idiot got himself a stylist!?

OMFG I'm going to DEVOUR himmmmmm.

[gaynehollander]

It always baffles me when people think Shane would be constantly annoyed by Ilya's antics and bravado. Like, Shane? Shane Hollander? The same man who started salivating when rookie Roz said he was going to score 50 goals? The man who gets so hard over Ilya sexting him right before a game that he could storm into the visiting locker room and ride his man right there? The same Shane Hollander who happily accepted a blowjob while his best friend tried to have a deep and genuine conversation with him about his wife's difficult pregnancy? Nah, that dude is a peak enabler who loves his asshole husband.

[hot-pota-toes]

Ilya being protective over his man and punching a homophobe! I need this scene in season 2 !!!!!

[depsidase]

[normal-about-hollanov]

I think Mary Oliver's "you do not have to be good" would do insane things to one Shane Hollander

[needyilyarights]

#myilya is the biggest gossip you’ve ever met. He is nosy, yappy, and an instigator. He is pretending he doesn’t know the story so he can get all the sides of it. He is blabbing on voice memos to Svetlana. He is deep in some teammate’s ex gf’s instagram, terrified of accidentally liking something. He is mad at Shane because Shane did not ask follow up questions when Yuna tells him David’s sister is getting a divorce. He is calling Yuna directly to ask follow up questions. When there was that tik tok trend of filming your friends reacting to gossip you’re telling them, he is experiencing a profound level of fomo. He is campaigning for a guest spot on Normal Gossip. This is a man who has never minded his business and I love that for him.

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

what if connor still had the nipple piercings in that slutty black tank top........

[ilyarozanovsmouth]

Look at his face! His eyes. He is trying so so so hard to be so chill. So nonchalant. "Don't look down. Turn the volume down. Don't look at him yet. He might disappear. Be cool. Don't spook him." And oh my god he is not chill in the slightest. He is so touched that Shane seems to care. He asked about the girls thing and it didn't go well so he's taking this as a sign that maybe Shane does care. It goes downhill in like 5 minutes but you know.

And then:

He settles in a bit and he looks almost almost relaxed. But he still can't look! And the barely-there jaw flex, shoving down the emotions. Looking makes it too real. Even though it's already very real for Ilya.

And then we get so brave because he wants to look! Memorize Shane laying on his chest. The weight of him. His smell. How his hair feels.

[cuunos]

*takes a bite of my cigarette*...... heh. the character...... *walks into a small puddle but it swallows me up like the ocean* *i am found dead years later in maine*

[konoko]

[silverlionlilies]

I read so many hr fics in which a point is made to make it clear that Shane and Ilya couldn’t keep any photos of each other out of fear of their relationship being exposed. I’d like to read at least one in which they purposefully *do* take pics of each other. Like, they still go through the same timeline and the same steps of eventually getting together, but they have a slightly elevated sense of emotional attachment from the beginning that they aren’t afraid to express to one another, and that’s via taking pics.

This comes out of the heartbreaking vision I had: in the relative immediate aftermath of their relationship being exposed, and the internet is doing cia level detective work to dig up proof, Ilya posts a singular photo: Shane, laughing at something Ilya said, his hand outstretched to playfully bat away Ilya’s flip phone (or blackberry or whatever phones they had in 2010). And it’s clear that the photo was taken on an older phone bc of the quality. And Ilya captions the post something like “we were just kids.”

[lexicanons]

Yuna is on set with Shane and Ilya when the photographer’s assistant tells her they’re ready to begin. She turns to tell Shane and Ilya, but they’re not there. She goes to the dressing room, and the two are not there either. She runs around the set, trying to find them, but they’re no where to be found. She tries calling them but gets no answer. She decides to go outside because they’re definitely not in the building. She walks outside to the back of the building, and the sight makes her heart leap. Ilya has his back against the building,mand Shane is standing in front of him. Ilya’s arms are wrapped around Shane while Shane gestures to the ‘No Smoking’ sign above Ilya’s head. They’re both laughing. Ilya leans in to press his face in Shane’s neck as the two giggle. Yuna snaps a quick photo of them before going back to momager mode and telling them they have work to do. After the shoot, she sends the picture to them. Ilya posts the photo with the caption ‘This isn’t the first time Shane has cornered me in No Smoking areas’ and Shane comments ‘You liked it both times’ and the internet is abuzz with new Hollanov lore.