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The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is
the passengers on oceangate are dead (they imploded) and they confirmed the debris was from the submersible but the shit that has me fucking losing it is that the logitech controller made it out almost unscathed
lol. lmao even.
JESSE DON'T ENABLE CREATIVE MODE JESSE IT TURNS OFF ACHIEVEMENTS JESSE
ask about mud.
me my flaps
do you see this shit my liege
okay everyone cash in your reblogs for this post now because im gonna make it unrebloggable on its 1 year anniversary (dec 9th). have fun w it <3
glad to see those spreading the truth
Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees
Oh, hey, I was wondering when Iād get to use this again.
did you just fucking have this
i had a dream that mentions of magic were banned so harry potter had to be reprinted with āwizardā replaced with ācool guyā and any mention of a magic spell replaced with āsweet trickā
The Ministry of Sweet Tricks
#yer a cool guy harry
Every time I read this I start laughing bc I keep thinking about Harryās utter disbelief that he could ever be a cool guy āI think you must have made a mistake. I donāt think I can be a cool guyā
This post has a strong Strider energy eminating from it.
Sorry, but Iā¦
they just. straight up showed batmans dick in a recent comic. uncensoredĀ
NSFW obviously but here it isĀ
what the fuck
friends: hey are u ready to go to wendyās? itās been 3 hours but we canāt leave without you since youāre the only one with a car
me: yeah just give me a sec
friends: thatās what you said three hours ago
me: no for real iām literally almost done, can someone help me put on my helmet? i canāt raise my armsĀ
friends: w
me:
me: nvm i got it on, letās go to wendyās :)
The real reason itās a fucking travesty Peter Parker is āstraightā is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. Heād be unstoppable
[Criminal, or Steve. Or someone] give it to me straight. Why is some kid swinging around and beating up people in Queens?
[Peter] First of all, nothing I do is straight.
[Villain punches him]
[Peter] this is homophobia.
[Someone. Probably Tony] he said nothing about gay people, though?
[Peter] but he hit me. So again. Homophobia.
[Tony] you could not have picked a worse time to come out of the closet.
[Peter] bold of you to assume I was ever in the closet to begin with. Iāve been giving off Chaotic Twink Energy my whole damn life.
Aunt may: so why canāt you get your driverās license again??
Peter: Iām???? Gay????
The spider on his chest is purple not Black so that his suit is red, purple, and blue.
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your brainās about four times the size of a catās
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
The soles of your feet can never grow hair
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOBā¦
SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS
*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*
your heart is a muscle the size of a rat
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your brainās about four times the size of a catās
SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS
Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
The soles of your feet can never grow hair
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS
SPONGEBOBā¦
SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS
*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*
I donāt see a problem.
Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is āI like your shoelacesā
that way we know weāre from tumblr without revealing anything
Iām just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person
must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.
always reblog tumblr identification
SHDJDKSK ITS BACK
2018 is the year of bringing back this terrible idea unironically