I have no idea what's going on anymore

life is a mess. I'm a mess. no idea what I'm doing. welcome to my shit show

[killowave]

[supremeshogunrj]

The longer it takes for this to come across your dash the funnier it is

[hookhausen]

the passengers on oceangate are dead (they imploded) and they confirmed the debris was from the submersible but the shit that has me fucking losing it is that the logitech controller made it out almost unscathed

[an-american-whore]

lol. lmao even.

[cryptidcola]

[cryptidcola]

[ogerpwned-deactivated20251025]

JESSE DON'T ENABLE CREATIVE MODE JESSE IT TURNS OFF ACHIEVEMENTS JESSE

[arirna]

[catcrumb]

[picopepin]

[evilscientist3]

ask about mud.

me my flaps

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

do you see this shit my liege

[cleansingreflections-deactivate]

okay everyone cash in your reblogs for this post now because im gonna make it unrebloggable on its 1 year anniversary (dec 9th). have fun w it <3

[voluntaryvictim]

glad to see those spreading the truth

[demolitiondean]

Rb to force new people from twitter to eat bees

[thebiscuiteternal]

Oh, hey, I was wondering when I’d get to use this again.

[icannotgetoverbirds]

did you just fucking have this

[dajo42]

i had a dream that mentions of magic were banned so harry potter had to be reprinted with “wizard” replaced with “cool guy” and any mention of a magic spell replaced with “sweet trick”

[sniffytugboat]

The Ministry of Sweet Tricks

[annalikesthings]

#yer a cool guy harry

[kuwata-kun]

Every time I read this I start laughing bc I keep thinking about Harry’s utter disbelief that he could ever be a cool guy “I think you must have made a mistake. I don’t think I can be a cool guy”

[jinjojess]

This post has a strong Strider energy eminating from it.

[deathwolf88888]

Sorry, but I…

[blackarachnya]

they just. straight up showed batmans dick in a recent comic. uncensored 

[blackarachnya]

NSFW obviously but here it is 

[blackarachnya]

what the fuck

[weedle-testaburger]

[writterings]

friends: hey are u ready to go to wendy’s? it’s been 3 hours but we can’t leave without you since you’re the only one with a car

me: yeah just give me a sec

friends: that’s what you said three hours ago

me: no for real i’m literally almost done, can someone help me put on my helmet? i can’t raise my arms 

friends: w

me:

me: nvm i got it on, let’s go to wendy’s :)

[fugayyyku]

The real reason it’s a fucking travesty Peter Parker is “straight” is that he would have a fucking field day making gay jokes. Imagine Spiderman wit mixed with millennial gay humour. He’d be unstoppable

[putmymusiconshuffleidareyou-dea]

[Criminal, or Steve. Or someone] give it to me straight. Why is some kid swinging around and beating up people in Queens?

[Peter] First of all, nothing I do is straight.

[putmymusiconshuffleidareyou-dea]

[Villain punches him]

[Peter] this is homophobia.

[Someone. Probably Tony] he said nothing about gay people, though?

[Peter] but he hit me. So again. Homophobia.

[Tony] you could not have picked a worse time to come out of the closet.

[Peter] bold of you to assume I was ever in the closet to begin with. I’ve been giving off Chaotic Twink Energy my whole damn life.

[fugayyyku]

Aunt may: so why can’t you get your driver’s license again??

Peter: I’m???? Gay????

[transswordbian]

The spider on his chest is purple not Black so that his suit is red, purple, and blue.

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[theswedishelf]

*~deedlee-doot-dee-doot doo-oot~*

[tastefullyoffensive]

I don’t see a problem.

[aru]

Tumblr Code.

[geekishchic]

If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”

that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything

I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!

Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

always reblog tumblr identification

[taejiminie95]

SHDJDKSK ITS BACK

[rednines]

2018 is the year of bringing back this terrible idea unironically