the Worm's trash

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[reading-writing-revolution]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

i wanna watch a questionable and possibly bad horror movie made between 1975 & 1985 with some cute man in it who i may look at. Any Recommendations

[wormstrash]

Phantasm (1979) by Don Coscarelli ? A favorite of mine. The cuteness of the man(s) is questionnable, though (the little bro is a better character).

[ominous-signs]

Not sure if you’ve seen this one already, but it made me laugh so in the case that you have I’m passing it to you again

...Official ominous sign

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[queen-zigzag]

[katafalquee]

Locked Tomb readers, why not give Terra Ignota a try?

You get: an unreliable narrator you’ll want to punch by page six. God, but make it neurodivergent. Assassins, also neurodivergent. A brothel where people code-dress like it’s pre-guillotine France and everyone’s gay, but gender does not exist, except it does and it’s misogyny. The character haunting the narrative? Probably Elon Musk. There's Achilles too. And toy soldiers speaking like Vietnam vets.

I promise you won’t understand a thing, but that’s part of the experience.

Please. I need someone to vent with.

[wormstrash]

The tag thickens... Also, it does make me (a terra ignota reader) want to read the locked tomb. Once I'm finished with my re-relecture of Le Guin's work, of course (and maybe the lords of the rings, again).

[wickedwormwood]

Le mois de mai me rend fol d'une manière très appréciable. J'ai un peu mal au dos je vais aller me suspendre à ma barre à tractions, puis dessiner, puis lire Le Guin (je relis "four ways to forgiveness", toujours aussi incroyab')

[wormstrash]

j'ai fini les FIVE ways... J'ai pleuré plein de fois (ursulaaa)

[catasters]

[monchursouls]

Smacka smacka smacka

[greatmountainfloofsquatch]

Enrichment!

[redstonedust]

fan of songs about fucking cars. like i know its metaphors whatever but when its like "baby push it full throttle play with my gearshift ride me all night" you are fucking the car. i dont make the rules.

[fluorescentnova]

@marsoid

[wormstrash]

WELL we french people have pushed the concept a little further (see award-winning movie Titane by Julia Ducourneau)

[thewightknight]

25% of the people have a 4th cone and see colors as they are

Given the sudden interest for the color of dresses and vision, here some of the fascinating findings we did recently.

The color nuances we see depend on the number and distribution of cones (=color receptors) in our eye. You can check this rainbow: how many color nuances do you count?

You see less than 20 color nuances: you are a dichromats, like dogs, which means you have 2 types of cones only. You are likely to wear black, beige, and blue. 25% of the population is dichromat.

You see between 20 and 32 color nuances: you are a trichromat, you have 3 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green and red area). You enjoy different colors as you can appreciate them. 50% of the population is trichromat.

You see between 33 and 39 colors: you are a tetrachromat, like bees, and have 4 types of cones (in the purple/blue, green, red plus yellow area). You are irritated by yellow, so this color will be nowhere to be found in your wardrobe. 25% of the population is tetrachromat.

You see more than 39 color nuances: come on, you are making up things! there are only 39 different colors in the test and probably only 35 are properly translated by your computer screen anyway :)

It is highly probable that people who have an additional 4th cone do not get tricked by blue/black or white/gold dresses, no matter the background light ;)

(x)

[ahaunteddildoforblaine]

I see 21 colors. I had no idea there are so many more.

[chocolatequeennk]

I see 35-39 colours, and I hate the colour yellow. That was actually what made me curious enough to stop scrolling and count. Who knew there was a scientific reason behind my colour preferences? So the idea here is that what I see as annoyingly, garishly bright, most people don’t see as clearly, and that’s why it’s “cheerful?” (I’ve never understood that description of yellow.)

[sassyhail]

I barely saw 18 or 19. Dang :/

[straightboyfriend2]

Im fucking colorblind

[inactiveari-deactivated20170924]

i saw 26

[sugarbunnydeku]

I saw 37, but I love yellow?

[trixalla]

it’s weird, I FEEL like I see more than 39, but I think that it’s my monitor being weird. But I def see 39 and the yellow makes me really annoyed, soooo.. Guess I have 4 cones?

[drgraevling]

I counted 38. Man, I didn’t even know about that yellow irritation thing, I thought it was just me being annoyed at the big yellow bit because it felt like it was too big and it sort of “stung” my eyes.

[fnir]

35, like a bee I am

[wormstrash]

good ol' 39... I had the best score amoung my friends at this color game so it ain't so surprinsing (47,67) https://dialed.gg/

[gospozha-dafina]

[eliasericson]

trying to maintain my gay t4t comic / graphic novel energy by posting now and then. this is the plot in a nutshell basically

[imsobadatnicknames2]

My favorite joke in Metalocalypse is how as the show goes on it becomes increasingly obvious they’re naming characters with the sole purpose of torturing Mark Hamill.

[imsobadatnicknames2]

It’s been almost two years since I posted this but here’s a list of the official spelling of every character he introduces here:

Dr. Gibbitz

Dr. Amon Skagerakk Fredrickshaven

Dr. Donald Gorthian

Ronald Von Momnaldberg

Dr. Natasha Nesciantskidovich

Vicenzo de Alimamala Corningston III 

Professor Jerry Gustav Mangledink

Horace Marmingblat Wimplestein, Jr.

Dr. Chazz Fazzledopenhoffer

Vater Oorlag

Dr. Milminaman-lanilim-swinwamly

Dr. Gibbitz again (but for some reason it’s spelled “Gibbetz” in the season 2 subtitles)

Melmord Fjordslorn

Dr. Ralphus Galkinsmelter

Dr. Amomolith Chesterfield

Wilmore Unduntingiminen

Dr. Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden

Dr. Imptnin Pmiltson

Dr. Tormindbind Mickmildididindnin

Dr. Krumpworth Chponglasia IV, Jr.

Dr. Borgermu Barret Swingdworth 

Dr. Richard Reinhold Rnawighiwowpj

Captain Slufgyflaysid

Dr. Bartholomew Grahsrihajul

Dr. Alsajahb Fifborgiltk 

Dr. Fsmilejera Irlelwoll 

Dr. Commander Vernmim Chuntspinkton

[imsobadatnicknames2]

Like I just love how you can pinpoint “Ninmiltrid Fmiltindryden” as the exact moment the joke went from making Mark Hamill say funny but still vaguely name-shaped words to forcing that poor man to pronounce straight up keysmashes out loud.

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[homunculus-argument]

Amazing how the difference between having fancy culinary little treats and eating unhinged goblin bullshit is just having nice ingredients at hand. Like ooh look at me, I'm making myself porridge sweetened with brown sugar and raisins, with a dash of cinnamon and bit of vanilla in there, because I happened to have those around and was craving something sweet.

In different pantry circumstances, I'd be eating jam straight out of the jar with a spoon.

[homunculus-argument]

I don't care for guns the same way I don't care for sports. I'm uninterested in planes, tanks and other war machines the same way I am uninterested in the engines of lawn mowers. If I'm watching a movie by myself, I skip over the fight scenes because they bore me. I may be coerced into watching a war movie if I've been promised that there is more to it than guns and explosions, people screaming, and corpses and body parts flying around. I don't play videogames unless someone goes out of their way to sit me down in front of it and really, really wants to show me the game as a bonding activity. Unless it's a first person shooter, in which case I'll be chewing my own leg off in order to escape.

I've grown past trying to force myself into interests that I know I have no desire to get into - it's like trying to push the wrong ends of a magnet together - and while my boyfriend is completely fine with me not being interested in playing anything of the sort, even on tabletop, his little brother did once ask him if there's any kind of games I am into, so that we could all three play together.

So while I am warmed by him wanting to do things together with me also, little guy really did go "damn does this bitch not like anything" about me not liking anything to do with guns or war.

[nejkthonlyhrfrhc]

I think we all have to cry as often as Mycroft Canner does. I think it's healthy. (Not saying that he's a particularly healthy individual..) I'm glad there aren't any gender roles anymore that would stop a man from bawling out his eyes every second chapter.